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    Wait! I've seen how this ends. It's like this:

    Wait! I've seen how this ends. It's like this:
  2. You might say.... Getting clipped is important?

    You might say....
    Getting clipped is important?
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    Where's the hOeS mAd gif that for no reason has a...

    Where's the hOeS mAd gif that for no reason has a dancing rainbow colored fly in it?

    I'm told that's a sweet burn when it's dropped.
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    "You must spread..." I've got the pic of the...

    "You must spread..."

    I've got the pic of the cock cake queued up...
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    Need to complete L'engineering d'analysis that...

    Need to complete L'engineering d'analysis that the floor can sustain the added load of le chairs.
    *Calls SNC
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    Do you dump the entire bowl of them on and then...

    Do you dump the entire bowl of them on and then quickly arrange them?
    The first time I did it (years ago) I did so bloody many that the first one was burnt by the time I got the last one on.
    It was...
  7. A lot more guys who are sooooo nice in here than...

    A lot more guys who are sooooo nice in here than expected.


    https://youtu.be/ArpRKXml5Iw
  8. There's still a place in Africa called Niger?!!?...

    There's still a place in Africa called Niger?!!? I thought that got renamed decades ago!
    Just last week I was looking for that Africa meme with that country circled and an arrow to the word "please"...
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    ... Double post deleted
  10. I bet that NHL player who got raped would have...

    I bet that NHL player who got raped would have been left alone if his snipped wiener didn't look so delicious to that homosexual predator.

    So now we're up to 2 times that a circumcision has gone...
  11. Serious question: aren't Jews the only people who...

    Serious question: aren't Jews the only people who do this based on religion?
  12. Girls don't know shit... Except when they...

    Girls don't know shit...



    Except when they agree with you?
  13. Having an adult circumcision is a massive ordeal...

    Having an adult circumcision is a massive ordeal apparently requiring weeks to recover. For some odd reason, boys recover from it very quickly.
    Having your tonsils removed is another thing where it...
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    107325
  15. I'm glad the federal gov't isn't paying as much...

    I'm glad the federal gov't isn't paying as much attention as we are. They're still focused on critical issues like tranny bathrooms and anthem lyrics with the hope that JustinFlation fixes itself.
  16. Where is the science for this, though? On one...

    Where is the science for this, though? On one hand it sounds rational, on the other hand it's like "my Calvins aren't made of 80 grit sandpaper" and on the other other hand, why can't someone argue...
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    I was >90 min in the security line in February...

    I was >90 min in the security line in February which made me miss a plane.
    At Easter we got there the full ludicrous 3hr early and security lineup was like 2 minutes.
    Domestic.

    Whatever you...
  18. And sorry, just to clarify... The gasoline sold...

    And sorry, just to clarify... The gasoline sold at UFA is premium 91 octane??
  19. But the experts are all here and they've formed a...

    But the experts are all here and they've formed a united front. "Circumcision reduces 0.5 inches and transforms the head into a desensitized callous!1!1!"
  20. Your parents cut 0.5" off the end of your...

    Your parents cut 0.5" off the end of your penis?!? I need an anatomy teacher, please.
  21. It's as arbitrarily close to zero as those who...

    It's as arbitrarily close to zero as those who choose to vaccinate their children.
    The risk is so fucking hilariously low that the math doesn't support it as being a real risk.

    So, while it's not...
  22. Looks better. Spends more time in females'...

    Looks better. Spends more time in females' mouths. Gets more clam slide. Generates more buzz among females which leads to more of ^ and ^^.
    Sounds awful.
    #HateCrime

    It's not like a punishing...
  23. Where is the mutilation? It's cosmetically a...

    Where is the mutilation?
    It's cosmetically a superior outcome and from a medical standpoint, it provides a lower maintenance item for cleansing which apparently our Idiocracy population can benefit...
  24. Yes and thank you for walking into my tarp...

    Yes and thank you for walking into my tarp bringing that up. I am fully and vehemently willing to concede that.
    But... from a computer's perspective, there is simply no reason to worry about...
  25. If I didn't need to go neg Kert for something,...

    If I didn't need to go neg Kert for something, I'd cream in my pants, +Rep this, and say /thread.
  26. Why are your arguments are so scholarly? You're...

    Why are your arguments are so scholarly? You're so so much better than this!
    Hair dye contains cyanide. It's an equally silly practice based almost exclusively on vanity, yet there appears to be no...
  27. There may be some doctors that feel that way, but...

    There may be some doctors that feel that way, but it's obviously not all of them, or it wouldn't still be so prevalent.
    The evilness of this practice is not anywhere near universally adopted by the...
  28. LoL you can't do better than that?! Shouldn't...

    LoL you can't do better than that?!
    Shouldn't you be flaunting that a potentially life saving vaccine >>> important than a ludicrous cosmetic procedure based on vanity?

    The CBC is a great source,...
  29. I once heard of one person getting Guillain Barre...

    I once heard of one person getting Guillain Barre Syndrome from a CoVid vaccine in Alberta. Probably one million + vaccinated and this person got very very very sick.
    Does that make vaccines bad?...
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    Hearing stories from a very stereotypical,...

    Hearing stories from a very stereotypical, wealthy, old, white, racist senior.
    Don't get me wrong... It's not "joy" like it makes me feel good about the state of the world. It's more of a...
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    LoL! I had both Blaster and Soundwave. When I...

    LoL!
    I had both Blaster and Soundwave.
    When I was in university, I helped campaign and vote hard enough that Soundwave was literally elected to Student Council. Not joking. A drawing of a cartoon...
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    ES didn't answer as immediately as needed for my...

    ES didn't answer as immediately as needed for my exacting requirements, so I had dug earlier into the thread and found your links to be very useful.
    Then the talk of links made me hungry to get some...
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    Fuckin. A. Just bought two and I think they...

    Fuckin. A.

    Just bought two and I think they get here tomorrow.
    My kids are gonna go from Dr. Quinn and Medicine Woman to Walker and Texas Ranger!
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    Mosquitoes there must be huge!

    Mosquitoes there must be huge!
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    Dog ownership is approaching the level of cat...

    Dog ownership is approaching the level of cat ownership in terms of how strongly I feel about not doing it.
    I caught myself pointing and laughing at someone walking their dog during torrential rain...
  36. Pretend you're the person that is about to be...

    Pretend you're the person that is about to be scammed by this.

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    How is it that I'm smart, but still too dumb to convince you to give me a bunch of your money before you get fleeced by...
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    Want! Buy it now!! How long do the batteries...

    Want! Buy it now!!

    How long do the batteries last?
    How long to charge?
    Can you purchase an extra battery pack?
  38. Weird. I also didn't know there are 2!

    Weird. I also didn't know there are 2!
  39. Well apparently it took me 6 months... But holy...

    Well apparently it took me 6 months...
    But holy shit, was it ever good! Ginger chicken was amazing along with the S&S pork. Even the chicken fried rice was several steps up from what I'm used to....
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    Sounds to me like you made a typo and the roof is...

    Sounds to me like you made a typo and the roof is actually 2.5 years old.
    Problem solved.
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