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  1. Allegedly, so does the Mayor. I got to meet her...

    Allegedly, so does the Mayor. I got to meet her at the "Secrets of the Whales" Nat Geo thing on the weekend at Arts Commons.
    Pretty neat thing if there's any tickets left for remaining shows.
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    Why aren't there high-end hookers in airports?...

    Why aren't there high-end hookers in airports? I'd think there would be a market for that.
    Even post-security gates, I'd think a hooker could swallow enough loads in 3-4 hours that she could absorb...
  3. Tyee is like LeftRebel, isn't it? Sort of like...

    Tyee is like LeftRebel, isn't it? Sort of like Narwal, maybe?
  4. Sticky: https://youtu.be/Z5EGZ145K_w?si=BCBdciEKFuV_Jste

    https://youtu.be/Z5EGZ145K_w?si=BCBdciEKFuV_Jste
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    Ground up the Top Sirloin into patties and froze....

    Ground up the Top Sirloin into patties and froze. Tried the first ones this weekend and they were great.

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    My phone doesn't capture these that well, but this was on a final sear. I'm...
  6. Sticky: I feel like the only "truly confident" thing we...

    I feel like the only "truly confident" thing we can say is Capitals & Islanders extremely likely to lose. Maybe LA in that batch, too.
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    Was it funnier than a handicapped dog struggling...

    Was it funnier than a handicapped dog struggling to shit?
    Y / N ?
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    Yes, I was going to mention this. I went to grab...

    Yes, I was going to mention this. I went to grab like $5k one time and they gave it to me, but made a stink about it and said I should've phoned first or some bullshit.
    So the next time I needed a...
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    Roughly guessing that was hovering around $30k....

    Roughly guessing that was hovering around $30k. So isn't that like three hundred $100 bills which is like six banded $5k "stacks". That should fit in 3 pockets, not so much a gym bag, no?
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    Holy fuck at arguing with the night shift. ...

    Holy fuck at arguing with the night shift.

    Have people not figured out yet that all this talk about war rape is as real as "razor blades in Halloween candy"? Is it not widely known that this is...
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    Learning of this and whoever said that thing...

    Learning of this and whoever said that thing about "cannon" makes me glad I spend as much time indoors and away from others because I don't want to think about what I'd do if I heard someone say...
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    Bean counters can choke on my taint. ...

    Bean counters can choke on my taint.

    Helicopter rides and pointing.
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    "Coyotes hockey fans"... I could jack-off with...

    "Coyotes hockey fans"... I could jack-off with their tears.
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    Anyone who takes anything in life too seriously...

    Anyone who takes anything in life too seriously is fuckin nuts. It's pretty simple.

    If you dress up like a fruit bat so you can ride your bike everywhere and save the planet, you're fuckin nuts....
  15. Sticky: Can we make ExtraSlow's custom user title...

    Can we make ExtraSlow's custom user title "Panteros"?
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    Not enough space between tire and fender.

    Not enough space between tire and fender.
  17. Sticky: I agree that it doesn't matter. But... Because...

    I agree that it doesn't matter.
    But... Because it matters so hard to so many other Canadians, it suddenly matters. Even though I think it might be like that pissing in the hot tub to keep it warm...
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    Buster's a Freeman, now?!?

    Buster's a Freeman, now?!?
  19. Sticky: I want the Vegas/Dallas series to take 9 games....

    I want the Vegas/Dallas series to take 9 games. All triple-OT.
  20. Sticky: LA pulled it out while Vegas lost. Oilers v...

    LA pulled it out while Vegas lost.
    Oilers v Kings in Round-1 is set.
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    I firmly vote for this. This is a particularly...

    I firmly vote for this. This is a particularly elegant fix (not a fix) that perfectly answers your problem and timeline.
  22. Sticky: I'm happy to see that in Round-1.

    I'm happy to see that in Round-1.
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    Stepping on junkie needles doesn't sound as good,...

    Stepping on junkie needles doesn't sound as good, but to each their own?
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    Very good deal at Costco, right meow. ...

    Very good deal at Costco, right meow. ...
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    I thought you got promoted for supporting...

    I thought you got promoted for supporting Palestine. Did that change back already? This is very difficult to keep track of.
    Which one is PuffDiddly supporting? If he's suddenly gay, I should be...
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    Correct him about how he started in Gay Porn....

    Correct him about how he started in Gay Porn. He's super cool about answering questions like that.
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    Nuh Uh!! Everything in the world would be fixed...

    Nuh Uh!! Everything in the world would be fixed if Elon Musk didn't make such a stupid amount of money. That's what is holding me back, directly.

    - clock-punching ilk
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    Don't you tilt the map just to correct for...

    Don't you tilt the map just to correct for Magnetic North??!?
  29. Sticky: Coyotes 17April2024: ...

    Coyotes 17April2024:

    NulLKqgXVJ4?si=K8ajx3Qdk_-pw-lz
  30. Sticky: Bye bye Phoenix/Arizona! Don't forget to choke to...

    Bye bye Phoenix/Arizona! Don't forget to choke to death on your balls. You should've left two and a half decades ago.
    Fuck all of you!
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    We need to get rid of these people who employ...

    We need to get rid of these people who employ dozens or hundreds of salary slaves who pay significant income tax that benefits our systems.
    They are evil.
    Someone else can pay for our Narcan and...
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    I want to open a bar that is distinctly NOT "dog...

    I want to open a bar that is distinctly NOT "dog friendly" so people can go sit on a patio and eat food without animals that clearly contravene the well-established food safety regulations as well as...
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    Why do you hate furr babi3z and defend bad breeds...

    Why do you hate furr babi3z and defend bad breeds so much?
    Tell me who you are so I can make you lose your job and have your family or personal finances suffer. Now!
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    Is it actually rotten, or just split? If it's...

    Is it actually rotten, or just split? If it's just split, you could drill into it a bit and then suck it back together with a few deck screws.
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    Ding! /Thread

    Ding!
    /Thread
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    No. But the key to the repair is to temporarily...

    No. But the key to the repair is to temporarily brace the living blue Jesus out of it in two places and then remove the old one and drill a new one in.

    Actually... The better key is likely to...
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    Let's try to focus on the cLiMaTe EmErGeNcY...

    Let's try to focus on the cLiMaTe EmErGeNcY instead, please.
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    If a Social Justice Warrior can do it without...

    If a Social Justice Warrior can do it without blowing out his ovaries and taking a break to dye his hair another rainbow hue, anyone can do it.
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    Triangle wOrLd eLiTe SELECT doesn't auto-renew...

    Triangle wOrLd eLiTe SELECT doesn't auto-renew and I haven't renewed it, yet.
    How long do I have to wait to be considered a "new customer" again so they'll give me the $50 signup bonus and whatever...
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    But it's that much closer to "balancing itself",...

    But it's that much closer to "balancing itself", Comrade.
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