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    I think he'd fuck the pocket of a fur coat if he...

    I think he'd fuck the pocket of a fur coat if he was confident no one was looking, so... There's that.
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    Poll: Wow. It's amazing to finally see some good news!...

    Wow. It's amazing to finally see some good news!
    Wouldn't it be incredible if our recent heightened restrictions were lifted early due to the overwhelming vaccination response?
    A guy can dream.
  3. Wiener inspection and live stream now complete...

    Wiener inspection and live stream now complete and available on my OnlyFans page and Allinternal.com
    Everything is normal except for the lack of enthusiasm and creativity for jokes in this thread.
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    I took it as a would smash.

    I took it as a would smash.
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    Adding equal opportunity and Canadian content:...

    Adding equal opportunity and Canadian content: Someone should have punched Leonard Cohen in the face about 80 years ago when he was young.

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  6. From your article: "The province appointed B.C....

    From your article:
    "The province appointed B.C. Supreme Court Justice Austin Cullen in 2019 to lead the public inquiry into money laundering..."

    How does one side (the Crown government and...
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    It seems so. But one has to consider that they...

    It seems so. But one has to consider that they actually chose to cast Jason Alexander (essentially as Larry) in Seinfeld because he was less punchable.
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    Why is your mom up so late?

    Why is your mom up so late?
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    Ah, good work. I was thinking virtually the same...

    Ah, good work. I was thinking virtually the same thing but my joke was heading into a "running away" direction and I was feeling a glimmer of shame, so I didn't post.
    I already made fun of useless...
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    Strong effort: 99286 99287 Eerily...

    Strong effort:

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    Eerily similar. Maybe secretly same.
    Don't care. Punch.
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    I know a guy who wishes that the "I hate my mom...

    I know a guy who wishes that the "I hate my mom and dad" phase for those afflicted with XX chromosomes was much later in life. It seems wasted in the teenage years.
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    LoL! Weissach is the Lotus and Lambo dealer.

    LoL! Weissach is the Lotus and Lambo dealer.
  13. This year was not part of the diesel emissions...

    This year was not part of the diesel emissions EPA thing, right?

    Wow that is low mileage! Looks good.
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    Really??! I'm surprised. I thought Gibson always...

    Really??! I'm surprised. I thought Gibson always held value. While most Epiphones don't, even some of them do like the Korean made ones.
    I'm surprised.
  15. 780tuners used to offer this and I think it did...

    780tuners used to offer this and I think it did involve a charitable donation.
    It's also possible that offering that feature led to the site's demise! LoL! I think it's now nothing but a Facebook...
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    Dom DeLuise? I'm not sure that's a compliment....

    Dom DeLuise? I'm not sure that's a compliment.
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    So, where did all the money go that the NDP...

    So, where did all the money go that the NDP provided "loan guarantees" on during the Made In Alberta initiative?
    https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cbc.ca/amp/1.4988294

    ^Here was $440,000,000 from...
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    Glad I'm not the only one, by far. LoL!

    Glad I'm not the only one, by far.
    LoL!
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    Poll: 89coupe be like: "What?!! I needed to wash the...

    89coupe be like:
    "What?!! I needed to wash the car!"

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    Poll: I'm not one to say "fake news" but this feels...

    I'm not one to say "fake news" but this feels exactly like what fake news actually means.
  21. Will the government do the right thing and let...

    Will the government do the right thing and let Indigenous people drink in the park before everyone else?
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    Sticky: Watching VGK vs Colorado. Amazing seeing Vegas...

    Watching VGK vs Colorado.
    Amazing seeing Vegas take low percentage shots on the PP like they were in a different league. It's not working right now, but their dominance is amazing when one considers...
  23. If someone is so enlightened that they claim that...

    If someone is so enlightened that they claim that they can live without oil, I support enabling* them to do that.

    *For a minimum 24 month period once they make the "informed" decision to sever...
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    It's easier than I expected. Get a charcoal...

    It's easier than I expected. Get a charcoal chimney and you're 17 minutes away from squealing hot coals.
    Dump into Weber.
    Wait 13 min for it to be Hawt-AF.
    Cook food.
  25. You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch. 99238

    You're a mean one,
    Mr. Grinch.

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    I need to refer to Avenue Magazine's...

    I need to refer to Avenue Magazine's comprehensive analysis on the terroir of various truffle oils before I weigh in on this discussion.
    LoL!
  27. Dayum, I'd be on a $2 Big Mac

    Dayum, I'd be on a $2 Big Mac
  28. Waitress gives me her number while wifey is there...

    Waitress gives me her number while wifey is there because we're the only fucking family on the deck, in the sleet, yesterday.
    RoFL!!
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    I was gonna say... If it's zero, we should be...

    I was gonna say... If it's zero, we should be setting fire to the legislature.
    Something is definitely wrong with that.
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    I bet you could buy one off a restaurant that the...

    I bet you could buy one off a restaurant that the latest round of restrictions has put into a tough cashflow position.
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    Sticky: LoL a random Twitter comment: 99199

    LoL a random Twitter comment:

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  32. 2515 in a growler from Tommyfield Pub is a...

    2515 in a growler from Tommyfield Pub is a beautiful thing.
    I could drink a barrel of this!
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    Poll: Me too, but NOT empty!

    Me too, but NOT empty!
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    They look like crispy shit. I figured it would be...

    They look like crispy shit. I figured it would be a Giant Tiger item. Although, I've seen them at Sobeys.
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    Bose car audio is a disaster and like the other...

    Bose car audio is a disaster and like the other guy said, their speakers are often a stupid impedance that's incompatible with everything.
    Best of luck. It's not insurmountable, but it might be...
  36. 99186 Mother Fucker, I'm pretty sure you...

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    Mother Fucker, I'm pretty sure you didn't just compare Moosehead to mouthwash!!
  37. Wrong thread. This is not Punchable Faces Fred.

    Wrong thread. This is not Punchable Faces Fred.
  38. Sticky: See!!? Those recycle boxes are all grainy, &...

    See!!?
    Those recycle boxes are all grainy, & shit.
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    I've always thought ass-rape is funny. This...

    I've always thought ass-rape is funny. This reaffirms my position.
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    Oh I've wanted one of those forever. Did you get...

    Oh I've wanted one of those forever. Did you get the braided steel one? I have an automatic one with a tilt sensor and I love it but it's not a Peugeot...
    It's...
    A Trudeau...

    *hangs head in...
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