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Sorry... Hack some ends off? Or, hack off some length and re-weld?

I used to break off the clip from a pen (the one that you could attach to your shirt pocket with) and then go for a couple dips to scoop out all that billy-dick-cheese.
Wipe it on Tammy's chair and...

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Apparently, the title wasn't "... what to do with penis on?" so my comments about mutilation aren't applicable, here...

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You're worse than Hitler. Climate Hitler. ClimHitler!!

"You should get that autism checked."

https://youtu.be/Hf-dCbGu0GA

LoL "peddle".

Either of those is obv's >>>>>>>>>> mUtiLaTeD!1!!!!¡1!

Wait! I've seen how this ends. It's like this:

You might say....
Getting clipped is important?

Where's the hOeS mAd gif that for no reason has a dancing rainbow colored fly in it?

I'm told that's a sweet burn when it's dropped.

"You must spread..."

I've got the pic of the cock cake queued up...

Need to complete L'engineering d'analysis that the floor can sustain the added load of le chairs.
*Calls SNC

Do you dump the entire bowl of them on and then quickly arrange them?
The first time I did it (years ago) I did so bloody many that the first one was burnt by the time I got the last one on.
It was...

A lot more guys who are sooooo nice in here than expected.


https://youtu.be/ArpRKXml5Iw

There's still a place in Africa called Niger?!!? I thought that got renamed decades ago!
Just last week I was looking for that Africa meme with that country circled and an arrow to the word "please"...

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I bet that NHL player who got raped would have been left alone if his snipped wiener didn't look so delicious to that homosexual predator.

So now we're up to 2 times that a circumcision has gone...

Serious question: aren't Jews the only people who do this based on religion?

Girls don't know shit...



Except when they agree with you?

Having an adult circumcision is a massive ordeal apparently requiring weeks to recover. For some odd reason, boys recover from it very quickly.
Having your tonsils removed is another thing where it...

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I'm glad the federal gov't isn't paying as much attention as we are. They're still focused on critical issues like tranny bathrooms and anthem lyrics with the hope that JustinFlation fixes itself.

Where is the science for this, though? On one hand it sounds rational, on the other hand it's like "my Calvins aren't made of 80 grit sandpaper" and on the other other hand, why can't someone argue...

I was >90 min in the security line in February which made me miss a plane.
At Easter we got there the full ludicrous 3hr early and security lineup was like 2 minutes.
Domestic.

Whatever you...

And sorry, just to clarify... The gasoline sold at UFA is premium 91 octane??

But the experts are all here and they've formed a united front. "Circumcision reduces 0.5 inches and transforms the head into a desensitized callous!¡1!1!"

Your parents cut 0.5" off the end of your penis?!? I need an anatomy teacher, please.

It's as arbitrarily close to zero as those who choose to vaccinate their children.
The risk is so fucking hilariously low that the math doesn't support it as being a real risk.

So, while it's not...

Looks better. Spends more time in females' mouths. Gets more clam slide. Generates more buzz among females which leads to more of ^ and ^^.
Sounds awful.
#HateCrime

It's not like a punishing...

Where is the mutilation?
It's cosmetically a superior outcome and from a medical standpoint, it provides a lower maintenance item for cleansing which apparently our Idiocracy population can benefit...

Yes and thank you for walking into my tarp bringing that up. I am fully and vehemently willing to concede that.
But... from a computer's perspective, there is simply no reason to worry about...

If I didn't need to go neg Kert for something, I'd cream in my pants, +Rep this, and say /thread.

Why are your arguments are so scholarly? You're so so much better than this!
Hair dye contains cyanide. It's an equally silly practice based almost exclusively on vanity, yet there appears to be no...

There may be some doctors that feel that way, but it's obviously not all of them, or it wouldn't still be so prevalent.
The evilness of this practice is not anywhere near universally adopted by the...

LoL you can't do better than that?!
Shouldn't you be flaunting that a potentially life saving vaccine >>> important than a ludicrous cosmetic procedure based on vanity?

The CBC is a great source,...

I once heard of one person getting Guillain Barre Syndrome from a CoVid vaccine in Alberta. Probably one million + vaccinated and this person got very very very sick.
Does that make vaccines bad?...

Hearing stories from a very stereotypical, wealthy, old, white, racist senior.
Don't get me wrong... It's not "joy" like it makes me feel good about the state of the world. It's more of a...

LoL!
I had both Blaster and Soundwave.
When I was in university, I helped campaign and vote hard enough that Soundwave was literally elected to Student Council. Not joking. A drawing of a cartoon...