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  1. One more silly assumption people make is that if...

    One more silly assumption people make is that if Alberta separates provincial borders will stay the same. People in northern BC may be sensible enough to join Alberta anyway... Or AB could just annex...
  2. BORING. I was digging thru my parents garage this...

    BORING. I was digging thru my parents garage this summer and found a bunch of lawn darts buried at the bottom of a box of yard games.

    RUN FOR YOUR LIFE LIKE IT'S FUCKING 1989 AGAIN!!!
    ...
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    Unfortunately, this situation calls for you to...

    Unfortunately, this situation calls for you to bird seed your own immediate surroundings. Given enough "incentive" pigeons & seagulls would paint the ever-loving shit out of your yard.
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    So what's the goal here? Do you want Coyotes or...

    So what's the goal here? Do you want Coyotes or not? If you want em gone, just call 311 and say you saw some people hand feeding them. Gone.

    I think more Coyotes are better, it keeps you...
  5. This guy's got some ideas......

    This guy's got some ideas...
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0gb9v4LI4o
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    Well, I'm disappointed. Out of all the people I...

    Well, I'm disappointed. Out of all the people I saw walking their dogs & riding their bikes this evening, I didn't run across any peckerwoods that match the OP's description. I didn't see any signs...
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    Brilliant idea! I'll pitch in $20 if someone...

    Brilliant idea! I'll pitch in $20 if someone hires a Stripper-Gram dressed like a cop, but built like Chris Farley. Those neighbors won't know what hit em!
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    When you freeze cycle a brand-new unopened bottle...

    When you freeze cycle a brand-new unopened bottle of water, you can precipitate out some trace quantities of calcium that looks like white powder in the bottom.

    Protip: When the TSA agent asks,...
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    No benefit out west here in BC/AB, Telus/Bell...

    No benefit out west here in BC/AB, Telus/Bell coverage is better everywhere except for some odd spots within the city.

    On business trips in GTA I found Rogers coverage better for our offices. All...
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    As previously mentioned, the Telus/Bell shared...

    As previously mentioned, the Telus/Bell shared network is best for rural coverage (and their subsidiaries like Public/Koodoo & Virgin benefit as well). I can get good signal from a lot of hilltop...
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    In the late 70's, Relative sold his E-type and...

    In the late 70's, Relative sold his E-type and bought a new Lada from the dealership.
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    Not sure what industry you're in or where you...

    Not sure what industry you're in or where you plan to operate, but keep in mind some companies don't recognize all training courses available out there. So you could potentially be throwing away your...
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    Stoneyburgring will be completed around the city...

    Stoneyburgring will be completed around the city before Badlands will be opened, after which nobody will care...

    https://live.staticflickr.com/177/400953517_5167934110_z.jpg
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    People that approach me and ask how much i'd sell...

    People that approach me and ask how much i'd sell my car for. Really, make an offer if you feel the need to ask. Some guy came to my door asking how much id sell my wheels for (he had the same car). ...
  15. Thread: Storm Area 51

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzjsSrAQTNA

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzjsSrAQTNA
  16. I'll give you $10 if you PM me the detachment...

    I'll give you $10 if you PM me the detachment where this took place.
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    The various responses I'm hearing (positive or...

    The various responses I'm hearing (positive or negative) regarding CALM classes make for a statement heard thru the ages. See thread title... its universal.

    You can see certain kids take the...
  18. I hear ya. No need to be alarmed just yet, ZenOps...

    I hear ya. No need to be alarmed just yet, ZenOps is being monitored.

    The second he hesitates to govern himself accordingly, they'll pick him up and send him away to the padded-wall sanctuary.
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    Your truck may look fine but that shouldn't be...

    Your truck may look fine but that shouldn't be your concern right now, whiplash accidents are no joke. Get yourself checked out.
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    The previous NDP Ministry of Environment was a...

    The previous NDP Ministry of Environment was a total farce. We can all agree that the NDP has enacted damage across the board, but the Environment portfolio had experienced profound retardation under...
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    Its all due the rat

    Its all due the rat<snake<mongoose scenario. CPS had to upgrade because some hoodlums bought some US army surplus from Ironplanet.

    As was said earlier, I'd like to see the utilization reports if...
  22. I'd also be interested to hear anyone else's...

    I'd also be interested to hear anyone else's story of private-sale & shipping.

    As mentioned Euro delivery isn't much of a story as almost everything is pre-scripted: Flight across, drop off at...
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    With the way the weather is warming up, it'll be...

    With the way the weather is warming up, it'll be Moto season in no time.

    How about an Expert course on changing studded ice racing tires with the least amount of blood loss possible?
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    As can be expected of a crazy Zenops thread,...

    As can be expected of a crazy Zenops thread, somewhere there is a tiny sliver of merit located in a Fatberg the size of Alex Jones. However, that tiny morsel of truth does not give sufficient...
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    To add to this: immediately before weigh in,...

    To add to this: immediately before weigh in, withdraw a good quantity of blood and store for handy retrieval later. Blood contains some of the heaviest elements in the circulatory system, so rid...
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    Alpha-gal syndrome. Caused by a tick bite that...

    Alpha-gal syndrome. Caused by a tick bite that then leads to red meat allergy. Can prove fatal to red-blooded Albertans
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    I didn't think I was susceptible to binge...

    I didn't think I was susceptible to binge watching TV series, but then I stumbled across a program called Happy! In Netflix and proceeded to make a whole weekend disappear. An interesting twist on...
  28. What's wrong with selling an unused remote...

    What's wrong with selling an unused remote section of land for financial gain? Obviously this is in contrast to the popular enjoyable Crown Land in South west Alberta. The NDP have been locking up...
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    I too spent a moment browsing the responses. What...

    I too spent a moment browsing the responses. What stands out to me is that we could have skipped the 88 Olympics, instead investing in education. Maybe then these survey responses would have sounded...
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    https://globalnews.ca/news/4413141/live-update-sho...

    https://globalnews.ca/news/4413141/live-update-shot-german-tourist/

    And our winner is: 16 year old kid from Stoney Nakoda
  31. Can anyone here confirm if it's true that the...

    Can anyone here confirm if it's true that the Illuminati have used A&W / McDonalds to deliver their hormones directly to the demographic for targeted sterilization? And also can prove big oil is...
  32. Lots of good information here so far. That whole...

    Lots of good information here so far. That whole area is prime Motorcycle territory, pretty much everyone caters to moto-tourism.Fill up before you go south of Revelstoke & watch out for logging...
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    I'm going to see if i can get a doctors...

    I'm going to see if i can get a doctors prescription for window tint then.
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    I don't know how many sikh motorcyclists there...

    I don't know how many sikh motorcyclists there are out there now (or will now take up the sport) but i'm pro motorcycle regardless. I personally wouldn't recommend riding around the NE (for obvious...
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  36. I love flying, however I am ambivalent toward...

    I love flying, however I am ambivalent toward being a commercial passenger.

    Unless it's travel for work (on the clock), my general rule is that you stay 1 day per flight hour (10hr flight =10 day...
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    Thinking to myself the other day about a "Castle...

    Thinking to myself the other day about a "Castle Law" in the most literal sense. After 10 mins of researching it turns out that fortified buildings are illegal too; but I would imagine that...
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    I think this is the worst aspect of any...

    I think this is the worst aspect of any Dealership. Back when the Challenger SRT8 came out I had my name on the list. One by one all the dealers called asking 30+k over MSRP. Told them to leave me...
  39. An interesting phenomenon exists in BC, I call it...

    An interesting phenomenon exists in BC, I call it the "Chicken-and-shitbox" paradox. As far as I've been informed this has prevailed since at least the mid 60's.

    It would seem a sizeable...
  40. Make sure you keep the Vanilla Ice cassette...

    Make sure you keep the Vanilla Ice cassette somewhere in the car... That way the museum curator will have some context as to how boss pimp our transportation methods were in the late 20th century AD....
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