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    Sticky: I almost guess they are throttling it to drag...

    I almost guess they are throttling it to drag sales out over the day so people don't feel ripped off that they all sold out hours before the game started.
    That's dumb, but people are dumb.
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    Sticky: It seems WAY easier to get in since lunch but now...

    It seems WAY easier to get in since lunch but now it's blocking me even though it's clearly identifying me as being in Calgary.
    Fuck
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    That's awful! Very sorry to hear.

    That's awful! Very sorry to hear.
  4. Don't go chasing waterfalls.

    Don't go chasing waterfalls.
  5. "Shitty fixes" on written off cars need to have...

    "Shitty fixes" on written off cars need to have been verified and approved by a govt certified inspection body. So, theoretically, they aren't shitty fixes. There are curbers that do this, but it's...
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    This is a 180 for you, isn't it? Did your account...

    This is a 180 for you, isn't it? Did your account get high-jacked? I thought I recalled a post from you indicating you were sleeping in a different room due to a healthcare worker in the house, or...
  7. X2. There is nothing special about it and it...

    X2. There is nothing special about it and it should be hilariously cheap. Instead, its price is inflated.
  8. You have thick fingers?

    You have thick fingers?
  9. Hijack side question, if I may... Since I got...

    Hijack side question, if I may...

    Since I got a fancy SMRT Thermostat, I noticed it has a Cool mode as well as a Heat mode.
    Currently it's in "heat" mode but the target temp is like 16 so the...
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    Imply or infer? Get it right, Son! This ain't no...

    Imply or infer? Get it right, Son!
    This ain't no Ebonics thread, err... Hmmm...
  11. Leave him a 1-star when Kijiji asks you to rate...

    Leave him a 1-star when Kijiji asks you to rate him.
    Then fuck his wife.
    Then message him and tell him his wife is 1-star.
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    It's gonna matter to the judge or jury that lets...

    It's gonna matter to the judge or jury that lets BadCop off and ignites that largest rioting sequence in American history.
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    That's some fuckin Jeselnik level shit. Well...

    That's some fuckin Jeselnik level shit. Well done.
    I really like I think about 100% of the Lebanese people I've met, so that hurts, but it's still funny.
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    Ammonium Nitrate is not unstable. It doesn't just...

    Ammonium Nitrate is not unstable. It doesn't just start singing Oklahoma if you try to set fire to it or make a nearby kaboom.
    It's an ingredient in a bomb, not a bomb.

    Edit - it's a bit like...
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    Poll: I am more interested because I can buy without...

    I am more interested because I can buy without attending the game. I always buy about $20 worth at any game I attend. It's a rip-off but pales in comparison to the food and drink prices at games, let...
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    We're likely going to drive them, as well. Pain...

    We're likely going to drive them, as well. Pain in the urethra.
    Thanks, China. I hope everyone in the Chinese govt gets bone cancer.
  17. Was it like rain, On your wedding day?

    Was it like rain,
    On your wedding day?
  18. Sticky: Taylor Hall. Intercourse with 12yo children....

    Taylor Hall.
    Intercourse with 12yo children.
    Time bomb.

    Three statements that you can make of it what you will.
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    Looks like he already gave up on that micro "BBQ"...

    Looks like he already gave up on that micro "BBQ" and has been reduced to open flame...
    #CovidTimes
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    Spotted: Custom plates

    Apparently it's time to start a thread about spotting custom license plates.

    Just spotted a custom OILERS plate with an Edmonton surround on a car in Prince Edward Island! LoL!

    93274
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    It's been a decade and noticed your last forum...

    It's been a decade and noticed your last forum activity was... Today!
    Did you just get out of jail?
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    When does that sale end? If you mix those 50%...

    When does that sale end? If you mix those 50% with a real beer, it's not even like punishing yourself!
  23. Nice fuckin back seat, LoL!!! 93197 A...

    Nice fuckin back seat, LoL!!!

    93197

    A Silence Of The Lambs level of comfort.
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  24. Know.

    Know.
  25. Although I've been told that I have a Magic...

    Although I've been told that I have a Magic Johnson, no one has given me the hiv.
  26. That made me barf on my barf which then gave me...

    That made me barf on my barf which then gave me Super-AIDS.
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    But how could problems like this still exist?...

    But how could problems like this still exist? Have they not heard all of Justin's apologies and that the Edmonton CFL team has changed their name?
    I know that it's my fault - I just need help to...
  28. No!!!!!! The rim is supposed to hook under the...

    No!!!!!! The rim is supposed to hook under the wheel flare. It's called downforce, brah!
    You wouldn't understand. You don't have real money.
    RoFL.
  29. LoL!!

    LoL!!
  30. A sticker that says "HEADLIGHTS"... That pic...

    A sticker that says "HEADLIGHTS"...
    That pic made me close to want to put a penis that isn't even mine into my mouth and that's not something I'm interested in, at all.
    Do not want.
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    But them O2's!!!!! k5npQivAmcE Surprised to...

    But them O2's!!!!!

    k5npQivAmcE

    Surprised to see over 25% rate of dislikes.
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    If you have any of the severe poisons that have...

    If you have any of the severe poisons that have likely been banned now, I've got an expert technique. We used a fairly concentrated Diazinon liquid but Malithion would likely work, too. Anything that...
  33. This thread fucking rules BtW. Such an excellent...

    This thread fucking rules BtW.
    Such an excellent resource of people's real issues and non sugar coated experiences.

    Please give the OP some +Rep along with me!
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    I'll rush out to buy anything Continental right...

    I'll rush out to buy anything Continental right after I get my next set of consumer (non PSS or Cup Sport) Michelin tires so I can report back. Stay tuned for my results when Hell freezes over.
    In...
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    Imagine if Jagr's rookie card wasn't in the least...

    Imagine if Jagr's rookie card wasn't in the least valuable year in the history of hockey cards. Fuck!
  36. Ok, so this can completely fuck off, now. Does...

    Ok, so this can completely fuck off, now.
    Does anyone have the right email address or cell# for whatever bearded man in the sky is the real one? I'm gonna post some Volk wheels on Kijiji for $650...
  37. Only the gays get de AIDZ anyways. It's simple...

    Only the gays get de AIDZ anyways. It's simple statistics.

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    This became even funnier after I realized that 6+7+5=18, not nineteen! It was funny enough without that!
  38. LoL at wheel bearings being acceptable to wear...

    LoL at wheel bearings being acceptable to wear out at 70,000km!
    I used to push those FAGs out of old Volkswagens but it was more like 210,000km. Those were the days. Stacking my nuts on a FAG and...
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    Sticky: Less difference than ExtraSlow's custom user...

    Less difference than ExtraSlow's custom user title.
  40. I can't help, but I enjoy your thread title as it...

    I can't help, but I enjoy your thread title as it reminds me of this:
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