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    Hey, does anyone recognize the champagne that...

    Hey, does anyone recognize the champagne that Beth Dutton is drinking when she's bathing in the horse trough? Needed for Halloween costume. I always thought it was Veuve but it's not yellow enough...
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    Well said. I was trying to come up with something...

    Well said. I was trying to come up with something cleaver but I couldn't find inspiration in the Shareholders' Agreement.
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    Couple of fat JWB's which I haven't had in ages...

    Couple of fat JWB's which I haven't had in ages and ages!
    Sometimes, I am a heathen with whiskey because I enjoy having a fair chunk of it and the only way to do that (and live) is to have it with...
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    No. It would turn into that scene from Very Bad...

    No. It would turn into that scene from Very Bad Things in a disappointingly short period of time. I'm pretty sure Buster is kind of a fat guy with a JewFro.
    Shhh! Don't tell kobe tai
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    Poll: This is massive. And now very surprising because...

    This is massive.
    And now very surprising because my Intel indicates that they scrambled up to almost 95% at the last min so you'd think it was a more tolerable hit to take. But no.
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    Don't talk about how his whore tastes. That's in...

    Don't talk about how his whore tastes.
    That's in poor taste.
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    Will the hotel have porn involving relatives? I...

    Will the hotel have porn involving relatives? I think that's the only thing that'll get you through this.
  8. Poll: I read it right in the shareholder's agreement.

    I read it right in the shareholder's agreement.
  9. I don't wish anything other than for me to stop...

    I don't wish anything other than for me to stop reading all of the ridiculous shit you're putting down. What's wrong with you?
    Wait - I think this is in my control.
  10. Poll: The problem is that I think most people aren't...

    The problem is that I think most people aren't thinking about C, they are thinking about A and then coming to the conclusion of "this is like buying insurance from getting hit by lightning" so...
  11. Oh good. I'm so glad to learn that _____...

    Oh good. I'm so glad to learn that _____ Chemicals has a pay structure of:
    $50k-$499k = everyone except the Corp Lawyer
    $500k = the Corp Lawyer
    $600k = no one
    $700k = no one
    $800k = no one...
  12. Poll: I was actually being serious, in that I'm curious...

    I was actually being serious, in that I'm curious what the main motivation is for those who are planning to vaccinate their children. Be it selfish or altruistic, I don't really care. I am just...
  13. LoL at comparing the lawyer's charge out rate to...

    LoL at comparing the lawyer's charge out rate to their compensation. I've paid a student lawyer $300+/hr when the reality is that resource is making $60/hr and I've also seen the invoices for the...
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    Ahem. FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!

    Ahem.
    FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!
  15. Poll: Feel free to elaborate on the wrong wrongnesses....

    Feel free to elaborate on the wrong wrongnesses.
    The only one I can think of is pretty thin in that the side effects were not insignificant. Although, he quoted and supplied Pfizer's own records...
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    I don't know how to see that. I think I fluked...

    I don't know how to see that. I think I fluked into it one time.
    What I noticed was some sort of Sept RepPowa reset that set me a fair bit back, but gave rage and Kenny 101 Rep Power! Whatever...
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    Thanks for your help! I'm confused why if Vegas...

    Thanks for your help!
    I'm confused why if Vegas is the fave, why is the payout higher fair being on them?
    I assume it's because while they are favoured to win, it is unlikely that they'll beat the...
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    So VGK to win in "puckline" -2.5 at 3.8 means......

    So VGK to win in "puckline" -2.5 at 3.8 means...
    I bet $100 on Vegas winning by at least 3 goals (because 2.5 goals will be subtracted from their winning total) and I receive 3.8x my bet back, or...
  19. Hey, don't be cranky. You are The Legend here and...

    Hey, don't be cranky. You are The Legend here and there is no way anyone was being serious. Tagging Shmagging if anyone is a regular here they will find all of your posts and mega threads with the...
  20. Poll: LoL! Like as if you can travel ANYWHERE without...

    LoL! Like as if you can travel ANYWHERE without Teh Nu Babie
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    Edmonton is not as strong out of the gate as...

    Edmonton is not as strong out of the gate as their record indicates. How do I legally bet a massive sum that they lose tonight?
  22. Poll: Ok, so what should the main motivator be to...

    Ok, so what should the main motivator be to vaccinate your child?

    A. Reducing the chance of serious outcomes for your child.

    B. Reducing the chance of infection and any of the unknown longer...
  23. I should've worded that better. "The same...

    I should've worded that better.
    "The same client, exclusively."
  24. But ditch contracts to take 40% less as an...

    But ditch contracts to take 40% less as an employee.
  25. You can definitely get into over-save mode and...

    You can definitely get into over-save mode and it's shitty because you're scraping by, squeezing pennies and eating expired plankton from the dollar store while ExtraSlow is figuring out if he has...
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    It's crazy, eh?! It happened a week ago and it...

    It's crazy, eh?! It happened a week ago and it was someone bumping me up for the white meat turkey right when you were mocking me. LoL! I changed my avatar to that "I'm #1" foam finger and bumped...
  27. You should save about 17% of your income. Make up...

    You should save about 17% of your income. Make up an age you think you might retire at and imagine your age of death.
    Let me help! Arbitrarily pick retirement at 62 and death at 85. Then decide how...
  28. Poll: Don't you have someone in a relatively close...

    Don't you have someone in a relatively close province you could visit? The reduced cost makes weekend trips manageable/tolerable, but you should tack on an extra day.
  29. Scientists have made cold!...

    Scientists have made cold!
    https://www.livescience.com/coldest-temperature-ever

    This is approaching the violation of the Zeroth Law of Thermodynamics which somewhat partially states that Zero...
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    Phoenix rehashing the league's ugliest jerseys in...

    Phoenix rehashing the league's ugliest jerseys in history is getting tired. They're like kids dressing up like Hitler for Halloween.
    The E's looking lik3 thr33s is the icing on the cak3. Th3 cak3...
  31. You must spread some Reputation around before...

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Buster again...

    Me too. I'm more of a homosexual pedophile kind of guy than a dinner guy.
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    Black Wives Matter

    Black Wives Matter
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    Unless it's Dirty Diana sauce... So gross. I...

    Unless it's Dirty Diana sauce... So gross. I jumped on the Cattle Boyz bandwagon. Expensive, but good. Apparently made right in Okotoks, too! I always thought it was Red Deer.

    Anyway... Everyone...
  34. Poll: Sure. Whatever's peer reviewed, these days. Hey...

    Sure. Whatever's peer reviewed, these days.
    Hey look! I spotted JabSporTwerkOnJabEL!

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    What?! Fuck you!! I'm sure you said somewhere...

    What?!
    Fuck you!! I'm sure you said somewhere that you completely dunk them! Lying prick!
    :barf:
  36. Poll: Families of four can use two vouchers at da same...

    Families of four can use two vouchers at da same time... ~ish.
    Wifey needs her own card, not that "second card on the account fuck-doggery". Then you both get a companion voucher every year for an...
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    Yeah, it's weird. I'm not saying I have some "I...

    Yeah, it's weird. I'm not saying I have some "I just can't find any decent Halal pork around this place!!" But it's just not something I shop for. Maybe the closest is splitting some sausages to add...
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    I don't think I buy ground pork, but holy shit,...

    I don't think I buy ground pork, but holy shit, what a deal at Costco!
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  39. Can't you work for the same single client for...

    Can't you work for the same single client for roughly 2 years before you risk the CRA deeming you an employee?
  40. Couldn't you claim your mileage as an expense to...

    Couldn't you claim your mileage as an expense to get to your employer's site/office/UnderDesk?
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