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So when are we moving this thread to Ask Leo so we can start sharing pics?

I realized one thing late in life...

Certain seeded watermelons are usually way sweeter than cheap seedless ones you get when they're in season and on sale in store. Get one with a nice sunspot as...

Are u cut as well?
Or do u have a stinky dinky?

Fuck enough dads, dick cheese ain't a problem.

Aren't you glad I didn't just tell ya to Google it?

;)

#petty

Parents who don't teach their kids to ring their bell on their bike when they are about to pass people on a pathway and let them do whatever they want.

I swear they are just as bad as dog owners.

It's time I drop by and come get one from you when you have a spare one handy :D

Well fuck you too ES.
I see you flippin us off.

Happy Canada Day!

To me even as a kid into R/C, nitro cars/trucks were more interesting than electric even though electric was quicker. They were just boring.
I'll enjoy ICE while I can until I can't. It has nothing...

If police gave tickets for that instead of speed traps, they would meet their quota in a day and also educate the public on how to fucking drive.

Maybe everyone just appreciated seeing your sexy self everyday, and just never said much to you. People's love language bla bla bla can vary you know!

Stampede breakfast, get yerrr daily rations of 2 skimpy pancakes and a sausage patty. Oh don't forget your Minute Maid juice box.

Next year, super-dee duper

Watermelon.

http://surl.li/chios

I used this remedy last year, worked great. First hand experience, no speculation.

Borax sugar water mixture, put it all around the yard where I saw ants. Saw all the ants...

Yeah all my ez seed was killed too. Had to replant and prolly will die after winter again I bet

Thing is it isn't random people. It's my fucking neighbor with a 25% full bin on a Saturday putting their crap into my bin because they are too lazy to bag it up and put it in theirs. If random...

Try 8 minutes and thank us later.

If I get you a hot pink one that says Car Slut, would you rock it?

It's for a sports intramural league, so you wouldn't be interested I don't think :rofl:

We just learnt today Darkane likes eating eggs with grey powdery yolks.

I'm here, what's up?

Thanks for the useful feedback.

Open to more suggestions if anyone has some first hand experience!

I prefer the term petite white woman myself. It is 2022 afterall.

Is there a local place and/or website anyone has used before with great success to create some custom lanyards or swag items with custom text and simple designs? Can you let me know where you went...

Neighbor dumped their half eaten sandwich into my garbage bin when their bin is not even full. Our bins are close to each other so there is no reason to use ours other than spite or something.
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I drop a fuckin spoon on hardwood and it dents it lol.

I encourage most people to wear a mask.

I don't wanna smell your stinky coffee breath. Why do so many office workers not listerine? Just brushing is not enough.

Yay. Finally we got to the point where we compare kids and dogs.

Perfect block party conversation.

No. Suburban block parties.

It's not about happiness guys. It's about getting filled.

Either don't bring your kid if you feel it is risky or don't bring your dog who shouldn't be off leash.

So simpo.

The owners should be shot but dogs get one chance at rehabilitation.

Like not being poor being the answer, shooting someone shall also be the answer to most problems.

Like Mike was a good one.

WE'RE PLAYIN' BASSSKETTT-BALLLLLLLL...

:rofl:

I actually got slightly bullied for not having kids lol. Some mom purposely pointed to each house saying how many kids each house had and then asked why we moved here. Right, so everyone who buys a...

Just went to a neighborhood block party where it was all folks who had kids. Yup, I'll be a happy dog owner for now.

I'll be a miserable fuck later.

Can I bring my piglet to the dog park?

Basketball is timeless bro. Last 10 years, 20 years, 30... basketball is basketball.

Truth meter is full for today.

In any relationship there is compromise but on a separate note to this topic, I never truly understand when it is super one sided to the wife.