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Guys i just speak from the heart and get what you give me. I dont care about rep. Unless its from extra slow, that guy gives me a fuckin RAGER.

The guys so full of hot air, im willing to bet when he swallows his boyfriends condom, farts and blows a bubble, he'll float away

Honestly i can watch yolo do front flips trying to suck his own dick all day. The guy is a friendly reminder as to why we need a caution label on everything these days.

Well, you all know it wasnt me.. i'd have rimmie/blowey combo'd my way right out of that.

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Cancer?! Where did you see me say that? Yer dark ese.

What do i know right? Dont listen to me! You just continue to live your " lickin' windows on the short bus " life style.

Right?! Now if you'll excuse me i need to get back to swallowing hot dogs whole.

All i want you to do is maybe just take a few steps back from the microwave while you watch the popcorn cook.

Do you just wake up, light your crack pipe and think to yourself.... " now what can i post on beyond today? "
And this is coming from me... let that sink in.

I'll fill you in. Yolo's mad because Jutes didnt tie the retrieval string on to the gerbil tight enough.

Im up for the job. "Toilet_X is your man, he'll put asmile on your face, and a finger in every ass"

I like this. I do.

My covid experience was pretty much the same as my first herpes flare up. Called everyone i was in contact with and told them to get tested. Just another fuckin' day at the office ya know?

Ok that was fuckin' funny.

....you can be tracked through grindr?

Just checked... still have taste....but holy shit there goes my nut allergy

Covid aint over buckeroo. I just tested positive, and i dont need to tell you how i get around. You think the asian pine beetles in bc spread quick? Buckle up.

But in all seriousness i think im...

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Sounds like they got the upper hand

Hey you'd better watch out before you piss jabjab off and get mma'd, buster!

I got nipped by a police dog once. Fuckin' thing thought it got the best of me too until it died a slow battle with aids.

Heheheheh look at this seasoned fella!

Girlfriends kid wont leave the fuckin thermostat alone. So i locked it and have never felt so powerful in my LIFE. Also she wont keep her goddamn invisalign in. Oh shit, uh.. i meant boyfriend***

This right here has got me as far as i have got in life. For you see im an octopus when it comes to holes. I would go right down your pee hole if my dirty little beak would fit.

I assure you all that we are two very different sexy people!

I am way too high for this thread. I will try again tomorrow.

Or a blow job from me.

Try erdinger alkoholfrei. Best one ive had so far.

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Siiighhhhh :(

Im not gonna lie. I may have sucked my way to the top.

Tree snuff? Yeah i can definitely make that happen

Honest to god i would spend half a mil on the drivers seat of that supra alone. For smelling purposes obviously, that seat is RICH with walkers farts.

Still off the sauce! However no chips, i stopped going to my meetings just before christmas because i got all covid paranoid.

She reminds of those lil critter books i used to read when i was a lil guy.

K first of all, im not rages alter ego, and eighth of all, you reach into my undies and my crabs will bite your fingers down to nubs.

You gonna show me the back seat of that thing???

Ill take one in the taint

Yeah, stop living in fear. You take covid the fuck down to champs creed and MMA wrassle it.

This is exactly why i practice my reacharound-jitsu every day. And if you really wanna send the twerp a message, you kiss his dad on the lips after you blow em. FATALITY.

If people dont like that, they're REALLY gonna hate my peanut butter trick.