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Can 'Wrist Shot Pager Saturday' be a thing? Well it currently will be temporarily.

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So yeah, this was a thing, one battery for the pager (up top) and one for the watch (behind).

Ice Ice Baby, can I ha' yo numr?

^not even photo radar? Now that is a peculiar one then.

^there are no duplicate discussions on Beyond, you must have dreamt it.

A tad breezy out there today.

GTS smoked headlight covers, sunglasses for your whip.

You should have run over and proceeded to wash your dink in the sink. When she flips out you then accuse her of appendage discrimination.

Speaking of peeves, it drives me a little loco when people...

For a second I thought that was the Konami code.

If you're reading this then there's still time.

Fun fact, if you encounter one named Santiago and tell them firmly that "It's pronounced San Diego" they will lose their shit to some extent.

Heh, pretty much. Using those elevators (inclinators) is probably the biggest gamble on the strip, cool concept but did not age well.

7 days is physically fine for us, we never get blackout drunk...

Got back from 7 days at the Luxor last week, definitely warrants the 3.5 star rating, tons of kids 2nd hand smoking in the casino. Great pool, tons of room, no MGM pool but still great for wading and...

Chubbed

I have the 'Best of Bizarre', still watch it on occasion while cooking dinner and laugh my ass off. Boobies are good too.



You could strip off a section of insulation on coax, add a piece of...

The only way my car could reach 205 is off a cliff.

I thought those were window blinds in the front grill.

Your next and final purchase should be a bumper sticker that says "At least it wasn't triplets." Good luck though, I bet you'll have a lot of surprisingly good moments that only come with twins.

5 year bump! Has anyone been lately? From what I can see prices are bonkers but I'm comparing that to pre-pandemic so it's probably like that across the board. Might have to slum at a 4.5 star.

I remember when 6 figures was impressive :zzz:

DINK life for life.

Meanwhile a guy I work with just found out he has identical twins on the way to go with his toddler, he already looks defeated.

5 car garage used for zero cars :rofl:

Accurate.

The fact that Mom Bods are treated like Fight Club.

If a divorce costs more than a hitman then you're doing it wrong.

^ *swoon*

Ohhhh, is that a brown bill in there? I've heard about those!!!!!

It's the internet, all of our brags are lies anyhow, just let'r rip.

Going from 8.5 hr days at my previous employer to 7 hr days where I am now made a much bigger difference than I expected.

Looks like only 6 in the city, I don't think I've ever fueled up at one.

Reverse solutions are plentiful!

https://www.greenbelly.co/pages/best-female-urination-devices

There are 2 things in the world that smell like fish, and one of them is fish.

And for anyone needing something to get you by until you trim down:

https://i.imgur.com/vFezlfd.jpeg

:rofl: May I please use this?

A drip should be very easy to catch/re-route. Pics would help.

Safeway deli counter made to order = hidden gem

https://www.safeway.ca/whats-in-store/deli/sandwiches/

Hearing Uncle Phil (James Avery) in Fresh Prince of Bel-Air now knowing he voiced Shredder in TMNT original cartoons.

Also on that note

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If I wanted that much steamed pork I'd bring a pig into a sauna, but enough about prom night.

2nd to Dim sum. This'll turn my green bar red.

Sounds like a way to hire an Uber driver to fix a leaky faucet and wake up in a homemade pond the next day.

Giddy up!