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    Take about 2GB of dick pics and send to ToiletX....

    Take about 2GB of dick pics and send to ToiletX.
    Assume he'll send them to your neighbours.
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    Start lining up for the crossover film "Bill &...

    Start lining up for the crossover film "Bill & Ted's Second Excellent Adventure to Wayne's World".
  3. Should likely be slightly better as long as you...

    Should likely be slightly better as long as you don't buy the cheapest pads.
    I've noticed an awkward 0.1-0.25 seconds of poor bite during heavy rain since switching to drilled & slotted.
  4. 5-pound jug!!?! Buster be all...

    5-pound jug!!?!

    Buster be all
    https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DisfiguredClassicAmericanbadger-max-1mb.gif
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    Good Vietnamese ceramic pots are a lot of money;...

    Good Vietnamese ceramic pots are a lot of money; but, they're WAY better than cheap junk. It's too bad they're so expensive here.
    That fancy place in DeWinton has lots, but not cheap.
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    I'm not familiar with the "Karen" reference but...

    I'm not familiar with the "Karen" reference but I'm pretty confident it's the "I'd like to speak to the manager" haircut lady.

    https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/453/676/ff3.jpg
  7. OmG after hearing this, it's a no-brainer....

    OmG after hearing this, it's a no-brainer. EMPLOYEE - do NOT contract for such a tiny premium. The magic, break even number is roughly +16% as a minimum.
    Plus, what the others are getting at is CRA...
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    Yes, and mine has worked flawlessly for over a...

    Yes, and mine has worked flawlessly for over a decade from -35C to +35C.
    It's wonderful.
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    This and Volkswagon.

    This and Volkswagon.
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    This entire thing is really making me think less...

    This entire thing is really making me think less of GB.
    Britons are now the Floridians of Western Europe.
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    My brother’s been staying with me, which has been...

    My brother’s been staying with me, which has been awful. My brother is crazy. Even my neighbors hate him. The other day I opened the door, I caught him masturbating. He looks me right in the eyes and...
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    Whatever let's you sleep at night....

    Whatever let's you sleep at night.
    #CutsLikeAKnife
    (Font=white) I know who you talkin bout.((end font white whatever)
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    That cuts deep, Man. *Single tear

    That cuts deep, Man.
    *Single tear
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    Since his hands are so obviously a perfectly...

    Since his hands are so obviously a perfectly normal size, this theory fits.

    https://carboncostume.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/unclejackkelly.png
  15. Oops... I misread! I'm coming off a vacation time...

    Oops... I misread! I'm coming off a vacation time change and apparently it has made reading > me.
    I thought it said it expired 3 days after your return so the kids would be valid the while time.
    I...
  16. Don't bother with expedited, iMO. Give it a try...

    Don't bother with expedited, iMO. Give it a try and if you get turned back, well, bummer. I don't believe that there's anything official in this "expires within 6 months" thing. It's a guideline and...
  17. Because she obviously has food poisoning and has...

    Because she obviously has food poisoning and has been splatter house rocking the bucket for hours all while you quietly sip from your flask praying for a quick death while it's 36 outside and you've...
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    I'm at the Boyal Rank. Not happy but not...

    I'm at the Boyal Rank.
    Not happy but not furious. I'd consider a switch to Scotia.
    Never will I ever CIBC.
  19. in a 5gal pail while stuck roadside with 640...

    in a 5gal pail while stuck roadside with 640 other vehicles due to a car accident closure.
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    You either mean: 1.) Week killing as in lazy...

    You either mean:
    1.) Week killing as in lazy days of summer procrastination
    2.) Weed killing as would be pertinent to the thread
    3.) Killing the weak as in some sort of fascist, Hitler thing.
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    Wow. I can't believe I didn't know this. I had...

    Wow. I can't believe I didn't know this. I had always thought Spring was for everything!
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    Totally!

    Totally!
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    Temporary test. Success!!

    Temporary test.
    Success!!
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    Why would this be a good time? (Late August,...

    Why would this be a good time? (Late August, early September?)
  25. I do precisely the same. There's virtually no way...

    I do precisely the same. There's virtually no way to not have something reasonable with this method.

    It's worth noting that I don't allow my wife to do this. I just don't trust her to fool proof...
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    It sucks that we're both so incredibly wrong......

    It sucks that we're both so incredibly wrong... Everyone I know with a Genesis loves them.
    :rolleyes:

    Taking a step up from there, a Weber Summit S-470 <<<<<<< Napoleon Prestige Pro despite their...
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    It wouldn't take $0.09 for me to let that clown...

    It wouldn't take $0.09 for me to let that clown have some deep reflection time by himself if I was a guard at that facility.
    Not a free coffee, not a donut and certainly not a new 812 Superfast....
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    I'll counter the Dyson hate. I bought a floor...

    I'll counter the Dyson hate. I bought a floor demo Dyson Animal canister when Sears was closing for a fucking song (they're normally price-controlled) and it's actually excellent. The micro dust this...
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    You talking gas grills? Fuck off. They're both...

    You talking gas grills? Fuck off. They're both simply excellent with tradeoffs so small it's up to the buyer to prioritize.
    A Weber Summit is a miraculous grill. Mine has taken a shit kicking for...
  30. You can travel with them to the ends of the...

    You can travel with them to the ends of the earth, as long as you MAINTAIN A RIGID SCHEDULE THAT MATCHES THEIR ROUTINE AT HOME.
    It's a big adjustment from the freestyle traveling life without kids,...
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    First time clicking this thread. I still can't...

    First time clicking this thread. I still can't figure out why I don't know what a "Grom" is.
    At any rate, props to Beyond as a forum for allowing the mean criticism post that you responded to. I've...
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    Sorry. The "conspiracy" I was referring to was...

    Sorry. The "conspiracy" I was referring to was this silliness that he was killed in jail "to protect... people?" nonsense. Like as if they smeared polonium on his face through the bars and then ran...
  33. What's statistically accurate about you is that...

    What's statistically accurate about you is that you're going to get divorced.
  34. 3 accounts is easy & clean and it isn't an...

    3 accounts is easy & clean and it isn't an automatic sign of distrust or inequality. Although... Depending on the motivation, it could be. Fine, whatever.
    My cheque into "my" account and her cheque...
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    Every "soap dish" beside the sink in recorded...

    Every "soap dish" beside the sink in recorded history.
    You got one job, Mother Fucker! One! Instead you make the soap hyper-dissolve into a glue that welds the soap to your retarded ass and...
  36. One theory that builds on this is to not go to...

    One theory that builds on this is to not go to bed while still drunk. Wait up until you're starting to already feel like shit, then start sleeping off your hangover early!
    This works fine as long as...
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    Nope - still good. I'd rather him dead than...

    Nope - still good.
    I'd rather him dead than watch his farce of a trial (which wouldn't start for another 36 months) followed by his acquittal about 9 months after that.
    Why does everyone hop on...
  38. Colour change is same price as they just leave...

    Colour change is same price as they just leave entire engine bay and all door jambs the original colour (but now clouded with over spray).
  39. Lame but this was essentially a hard fact for...

    Lame but this was essentially a hard fact for literally more than a decade. I think there was an SNL or Mad-TV skit with the line "the only car more gay is the Volkswagen Cabriolet!"...
  40. Poll: I use Cruise Control often. It's an interesting...

    I use Cruise Control often.
    It's an interesting test to see how high it will set. A z33 will not let you set it above 144km/h.
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