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Do what you're being paid to do, and all is well. People usually fire themselves.

Being stuck behind people who drive at 30 km/hr but then accelerate briskly through playground zones..

That said, 99% of the time playground zones are empty as kids are indoors staring at screens...

we are tasked with ensuring our Engineers (and other staff) are actively working on projects and not spending their billable time on beyond.ca

I'm in the professional management world, can't get into specifics on that but as this guy does almost everything over the phone (old school) I think he was able to pull a fast one by claiming he...

nothing manly about crackhead lips

Ironically, ended up on the wrong end of this exact situation at work. Coles notes, coworker went on paternity leave, advised they told all their clients that they would be away for 4 weeks and only...

Yes, they are called Engineers.

Psshhh..unreal 700k for that?! Guess this is the housing market in Calgary for "affordable homes."

G37X is too quiet. Need to hear that amazing VQ trumpet a bit more on the daily commute.

What's the going rate for an easy muffler delete locally these days?

G37X is too quiet. Need to hear...

No matter what kind of house it is, you're still in Calgary.

I don't say that from an elitist perspective, it's a nice city but it's all the status of having a Ferrari Enzo in Mogadishu.

Just...

Have you seen the price of a fleshlight in Calgary? That's some expensive human-rubber.

Signed it at Sobeys Mckenzie Towne after work today.

A symbolic gesture, but it felt good to sign the count chocula exclusion act.

^Say what I will about our former beloved Purple Prince, Naheed Nenshi but one thing he did not do is walk away or back down from a tough question.

He may have given a slimy SOB type answer, but...

Nothing Samsung. Or maybe the high end stuff isn't shit.

Still wouldn't risk it having a samsung oven brick after less than 10 years of light usage.

I'm agreeing with you but for the sake of how ridiculous this "logic" is.

If I put a Ferrari F355 badge on my Nissan Altima, it is now a 8500 rpm 5 valve v8 Italian supercar?

Like I just want...

I wasn't too impressed with Hu's when I contacted them about replacing a cylinder head on my 3.7 Acura TL (due to excess oil consumption/pistons.)

They didn't seem interested in doing the job...

I was a decent student, however one twerp decided to pick on my younger brother when I was about 10. I smashed his face off the steel exterior door during recess and knocked out his front adult...

I'd sooner face off with vintage Rogan on fear factor eating spiders.

If there's a jaguar dealer in the NE it's gonna be lined up like all you can eat at Samosa House.

True that, tough one to bounce back from disproven or otherwise. The accusation will always stick in voter's minds.

I really admire Sean Chu's straight forward, no bs attitude. He has the makings...

It's too bad Counceller Sean Chu isn't a viable candidate for mayor.

If he wasn't male/chinese he might've stood a chance.

#makebikelanesgreatagain

No one virtue signals quite like an aspen living, denali driving yoga/hockey mom

Loud typers in office. Usually fatties. Hope they get carpal tunnel so they can't eat as a result :angel:

Yes, this was the perfect reminder on why ol' bugeyes needs to go. Gondek has seriously made me somewhat nostalgic for our beloved purple prince. How is that possible?

At least Spendshi was...

Kris Labelle

I wonder what the conversion rate is on Calgary realtor > onlyfans "model"

Follow the career path below:

1. leased Mercedes/Lexus
2. Hair extensions down to bum
3. eyelash extensions that...

Everyone needs a hellcat, even if they make minimum wage. For Barlow-esque takeovers/gen z social media clout

By and large, GM vehicles have been good to me and have stood up to lots of abusive driving. Ford leaves a bad taste in my mouth. Dodge/Ram seems to have redeemed themselves to a large degree minus...

So you can appeal, but have to pay an exorbitant fee just to do so only for it to be rejected for "reasons." Sounds like a great way to collect an extra tax in the form of fees.

Hongbao is the best. If I learned anything from future inlaws, everything revolves around:
(a) money (b) food. (c) F*ck your feelings, happy lunar new year

Smarmy cu*nts who address other employees as "humans" ...shut the fuck up robot

A job well done, saving money and teaching your kids valuable skills. I'm a little shocked at how quick those shocks failed relative to the model year/kms. Maybe that's normal for magnaride.

So good, but honestly the best part was the pop. Something about it just really hit the spot.

I saw the kids at the other table really enjoying their pop too.

Yeah Max's restaurant is great. He gave me a free pop lol..afaik there is no fish maw soup or more traditional things like that but for white ppl Chinese food it is amazing.

I should go there...

Maybe that's a question you should ask Chynna.

I hope Trump gets back in, it's the only sane option at this point.

If you lick her fish the microwave is free

Ppl who wear shorts and flip flops in winter...we aren't exactly on a tropical island

I mean...if indian food doesn't stink, is it even authentic indian food? Serious question :dunno:

Crazy that's considered high mileage/money pit kms for non sport model Audis. I would've anticipated 180,000 km + at least.