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    RoFL!!! I hope he shit himself while he was...

    RoFL!!!
    I hope he shit himself while he was still awake, and in the throes of death and that his children and grandchildren were not allowed to visit him.
    Can someone give us a geo-pin to his grave...
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    I've heard it does and I'm tempted to believe it....

    I've heard it does and I'm tempted to believe it.
    The vast majority of smokers (that die from smoking) have a heart attack. Dig a hole and no burden on the system. Lung cancer and all the other shit...
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    Either personal achievements or brushes with fame...

    Either personal achievements or brushes with fame or bedpost notches or whatever makes for a decent story, as far as I'm concerned.

    Here's another one:
    I've bought and sold the same car twice and...
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    If I had a 4% chance of being so incredibly sick...

    If I had a 4% chance of being so incredibly sick that I needed to go to a hospital if I caught a new disease that's spreading exponentially, I can Marth enough to be worried. Worried enough to wander...
  5. Sticky: Never mind whatever I was looking up that the...

    Never mind whatever I was looking up that the algorithm chose this!!



    https://youtu.be/yH3Y_4wc0Ng
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    EMERGENCY NOTIFICATION!!!!! Amber Alert???!?...

    EMERGENCY NOTIFICATION!!!!!

    Amber Alert???!?
    No... Just stop bobbing for apples with Anti-vaxxer Mongoloids...
    Thanks, Tips.
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    Oh, thanks! I guess it would be called rotary -...

    Oh, thanks! I guess it would be called rotary - whatever a conventional, regular mower is.
    I don't know the height, but I typically cut at the lowest setting and this is only one "notch" (LoL super...
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    I thought I heard him say group fitness was...

    I thought I heard him say group fitness was fucked and fully closed.
    Am I wrong?
    *I hope so.
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    Restaurants fucked. Thanks anti-Vax cunts. Hurry...

    Restaurants fucked.
    Thanks anti-Vax cunts. Hurry up and die!
    Edit - oops... Ok for the non-retarded to still eat indoors.

    Oh, and no fitness.
    Just go die!!!!

    Casino's still ok, Yo.
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    I cut mine a little longer than usual because tis...

    I cut mine a little longer than usual because tis the season. I don't think I have much to be embarrassed about with this.
    Next gotta get that Fall Feed down.

    101723
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    I don't think 33% are RN's but when you factor in...

    I don't think 33% are RN's but when you factor in HCA's and LPN's I think that's likely one-third of the overall "nursing" umbrella.
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    Poll: I think we need Heir Justin to rekindle his...

    I think we need Heir Justin to rekindle his feminist roots and implement a #WhiteMaleTax.
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    Sticky: I thought it was because he got stuck with that...

    I thought it was because he got stuck with that album during the Columbia House days. You know?
    Tesla - Bust A Nut
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    Sticky: Or the Cow of OracleTown?

    Or the Cow of OracleTown?
  15. If you're an engineer and you need to do...

    If you're an engineer and you need to do accounting and think like an accountant, it's simple.
    Just think like an engineer, then take away reason and accountability.

    That's as good as it gets.
  16. "Greatest Cuntreenahwurrl!!"

    "Greatest Cuntreenahwurrl!!"
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    Very true. It's more New Balance, these days. ...

    Very true. It's more New Balance, these days.

    https://youtu.be/rGrtuqoHhcQ

    /clever Tim Robinson reference
  18. I just found out there's a company called ...

    I just found out there's a company called
    Freeport-McMoRan and that someone I know who can barely hold a chair down works there. LoL!
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    One fat guy plus 1,000 pounds in an Explorer....

    One fat guy plus 1,000 pounds in an Explorer. That surprises me, for some reason.
    Did it used to be more when they were more trucky?
  20. I laugh at people when they get chlamydia. That's...

    I laugh at people when they get chlamydia. That's the same, right?
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    Poll: TIL: Botswana has 80% of hospitalizations are...

    TIL:
    Botswana has 80% of hospitalizations are vaccinated persons.
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    There isn't links for these sorts of things....

    There isn't links for these sorts of things. Which is what makes it dirtier. I'll dig deeper to try and confirm for you though.
    You just have to know someone in touch with the situation.
    Although,...
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    *cleaver
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    I wish this wasn't real. I wish this was the...

    I wish this wasn't real. I wish this was the complete insanity from some fucking nut case liar, conspiracy theorist, fuck-wit.
    But... It's not. The other weird one is if you land in ICU legit...
  25. When someone sets it up to look like Buster...

    When someone sets it up to look like Buster NegRep'd zechs all the way into the red and then Buster slips in his own shit trying to accidentally take credit for it.
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    So you're having the White Russian, or the:...

    So you're having the White Russian, or the:
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    Maybe he was drinking with Megan Fox and hasn't...

    Maybe he was drinking with Megan Fox and hasn't updated in the "Claim To Fame" thread, yet.
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    So, we're supposed to assume that he's making a...

    So, we're supposed to assume that he's making a joke about it looking red and quietly not say anything???
    I see...
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    Sticky: I didn't see that article. They're in a tough...

    I didn't see that article.
    They're in a tough spot because creating pyrolysis liquids from highly variable feedstock is difficult and the desulfurization is also a massive PitA.
    That's nothing...
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    Good for you for putting that aside. Their road...

    Good for you for putting that aside. Their road to Hell is paved with excuses.
    I'm very sorry that you have a connection with them.
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    Again - you know it wasn't me. So just point at...

    Again - you know it wasn't me. So just point at who to Neg, and I'll fuckin paint them red. Us white folks gotta stick together.
  32. This is like putting a projector in a solarium. ...

    This is like putting a projector in a solarium.
    Plus - what if it backup batteries freeze in the basement?
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    Toilet_X

    Toilet_X
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    I still have the picture on display from our meet...

    I still have the picture on display from our meet & greet that was in 2011 where I got to meet Norm and Kevin Farley.
    We bumped into Norm at the casino later that evening and I joked with him that...
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    Sticky: LoL at Cielo the past week, or so. Where's the...

    LoL at Cielo the past week, or so.
    Where's the white horse that Peter McKay arrived on? Did it die of CoVid?
  36. Where does the door go that's beside the bar?

    Where does the door go that's beside the bar?
  37. I think... I think you estimate its value based...

    I think...
    I think you estimate its value based on a CCA depreciation and you better be selling it for above that dollar amount, otherwise they assume you're trying to hide profits and taking...
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    Me too. Half the fun was watching people walk...

    Me too. Half the fun was watching people walk out. Like, were they just out for a Friday evening stroll and figured they'd wander in to the ol' Comedy Club and see what sort of assumedly clean,...
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    "I'm pretty sure - I mean, I'm not a doctor - but...

    "I'm pretty sure - I mean, I'm not a doctor - but I'm pretty sure if you die, the cancer dies at the same time. That's not a loss. That's a draw."
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    Nooooooo!!!! He was simply the best. The fucking...

    Nooooooo!!!!
    He was simply the best. The fucking best.

    "God Himself told me that OJ is guilty!"
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