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    It's easier than I expected. Get a charcoal...

    It's easier than I expected. Get a charcoal chimney and you're 17 minutes away from squealing hot coals.
    Dump into Weber.
    Wait 13 min for it to be Hawt-AF.
    Cook food.
  2. You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch. 99238

    You're a mean one,
    Mr. Grinch.

    99238
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    I need to refer to Avenue Magazine's...

    I need to refer to Avenue Magazine's comprehensive analysis on the terroir of various truffle oils before I weigh in on this discussion.
    LoL!
  4. Dayum, I'd be on a $2 Big Mac

    Dayum, I'd be on a $2 Big Mac
  5. Waitress gives me her number while wifey is there...

    Waitress gives me her number while wifey is there because we're the only fucking family on the deck, in the sleet, yesterday.
    RoFL!!
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    I was gonna say... If it's zero, we should be...

    I was gonna say... If it's zero, we should be setting fire to the legislature.
    Something is definitely wrong with that.
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    I bet you could buy one off a restaurant that the...

    I bet you could buy one off a restaurant that the latest round of restrictions has put into a tough cashflow position.
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    Sticky: LoL a random Twitter comment: 99199

    LoL a random Twitter comment:

    99199
  9. 2515 in a growler from Tommyfield Pub is a...

    2515 in a growler from Tommyfield Pub is a beautiful thing.
    I could drink a barrel of this!
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    Poll: Me too, but NOT empty!

    Me too, but NOT empty!
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    They look like crispy shit. I figured it would be...

    They look like crispy shit. I figured it would be a Giant Tiger item. Although, I've seen them at Sobeys.
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    Bose car audio is a disaster and like the other...

    Bose car audio is a disaster and like the other guy said, their speakers are often a stupid impedance that's incompatible with everything.
    Best of luck. It's not insurmountable, but it might be...
  13. 99186 Mother Fucker, I'm pretty sure you...

    99186

    Mother Fucker, I'm pretty sure you didn't just compare Moosehead to mouthwash!!
  14. Wrong thread. This is not Punchable Faces Fred.

    Wrong thread. This is not Punchable Faces Fred.
  15. Sticky: See!!? Those recycle boxes are all grainy, &...

    See!!?
    Those recycle boxes are all grainy, & shit.
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    I've always thought ass-rape is funny. This...

    I've always thought ass-rape is funny. This reaffirms my position.
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    Oh I've wanted one of those forever. Did you get...

    Oh I've wanted one of those forever. Did you get the braided steel one? I have an automatic one with a tilt sensor and I love it but it's not a Peugeot...
    It's...
    A Trudeau...

    *hangs head in...
  18. It's what we do with all the exorbitant extra...

    It's what we do with all the exorbitant extra space.
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    Sticky: Oilers down 4-0 still in the first. Koskinen let...

    Oilers down 4-0 still in the first. Koskinen let in 4 goals on 5 shots.
    Is the betting thread open to still bet on Edmonton? Vancouver will still likely lose this game. They have zero gas in the...
  20. Those be some rucky chicken regs!

    Those be some rucky chicken regs!
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    Poll: We can argue about whose dick got the biggerest....

    We can argue about whose dick got the biggerest.
    Oh, wait... We're essentially already doing that.
    Nevermind. I gotta tune my 7.2.1 bicycle.
  22. He was a Subaru owner, so the transition from...

    He was a Subaru owner, so the transition from vape to pole is not really a stretch.
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    LoL. How alpha.

    LoL. How alpha.
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    14 million views on that.

    14 million views on that.
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    Sticky: A deal at twice the price. The NHL's "discipline"...

    A deal at twice the price. The NHL's "discipline" on Wilson was offensive.
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    Long Form Census... Fuck! It takes about 45...

    Long Form Census... Fuck!
    It takes about 45 minutes! How much is the fine? I don't think I make enough money to have justified paying it, but wow, they sure want to know a lot about our genitals,...
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    Jesus! Why the long face? If he and Sarah Jessica...

    Jesus! Why the long face? If he and Sarah Jessica Parker had a baby, it would be a thoroughbred!
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    Oh, ok. I think it's 5-7/L on gasoline though....

    Oh, ok. I think it's 5-7/L on gasoline though. And apparently you can pay for your CoC property tax with it.
    Maybe that doesn't even it out, but juss sayin
  29. This is very good. You're on the right track. ...

    This is very good. You're on the right track.

    If it helps people focus, "Richard" is actually part of this doctor's name.
    Yes, the Dick Doctor is Dr. Dick.
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    The Canadian Tire World Elite MC does most of...

    The Canadian Tire World Elite MC does most of this (I think) with zero annual fee. It also includes free towing like an AMA membership type of thing.
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    Poll: The kind that goes in your fuckin arm and allows...

    The kind that goes in your fuckin arm and allows society to stop unraveling.
  32. Penis Jokes Are Most Advanced Jokes Mighty Thread

    So, basically... Ever since I got the CorvidsVax, my penis has been growing at an alarming rate. Everyone involved with the situation has been more than fine with it, but my jealous physician has...
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    LoL! Was he the SteadyCam Operator from The Blair...

    LoL! Was he the SteadyCam Operator from The Blair Witch Project?
    I'm not familiar with that face.
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    I think the last Chevy Aveo died 20 minutes after...

    I think the last Chevy Aveo died 20 minutes after it left the dealership, which would be several years ago, so now it's not just me being unclear.
    LoL!
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    Yes of course. I'm not talking about coin-op...

    Yes of course. I'm not talking about coin-op pressure washers. This Mighty Penis needs to keep his hands clean... For... Other stuff.
    I prefer to charter an agent to handle these matters.
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    Bubbles charges and extra $6 I think which is...

    Bubbles charges and extra $6 I think which is about 20%.
    *gets flame suit

    Shopping around quickly on Google, I can see that Calgary Car Wash, Top Gear and SuperShine also all charge premiums "for...
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    I just know that for myself, and obviously...

    I just know that for myself, and obviously everyone else, the number one concern every year that I get a flu shot is "what brand of flu shots are the coolest and will complement my #FallWardrobe...
  38. Nah, Bro. #DirtBerm

    Nah, Bro. #DirtBerm
  39. When are they gonna gold plate those Gucci Sea...

    When are they gonna gold plate those Gucci Sea Cans that have been dumped in the front for the last 18 months?
    Those are tight!
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    Car wash places that have a huge upcharge for...

    Car wash places that have a huge upcharge for "SUV" that they apply. Let's face it, the Toyota Highlander guy should pay the same as the Yukon XL guy... Because... Because the sign says.
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