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They do, they're called Fleshlights.

I'm wondering why anyone would bother with a recall vote, just ask Rick McIver to kick out Calgary's council without any due process or evidence. Just like he extrajudicially removed Chestermere...

F32 440iX has got it

It took 175,000 votes to get Gondek in. Now it's gonna take nearly 3 times that to get her out!
Tell me with a straight face that democracy is working well here.

Mid 80's BMW says Hi!
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P.S: 440i has manual transmission option, does that count as a theft deterrent to these zoomer thieves?

Why not ditch the shit company that produces shit product that the aftermarket companies seem to love making solutions for?

GM customers seem to be most prone to the effects of Stockholm Syndrome,...

Wait, you mean to say that there really is evidence of magic NDP solar panels! Has the shifty Liberal bookkeeping been taken into account?

Didn't someone already suggest cutting the BC grid intertie? That frees up 232MW right there! Wait nix that, my empty vacation homes pipes might freeze.

Thanks for this reminder! I should look into doing this on the 4 series in the spring. Even with the stock M Performance exhaust I'd like to think there is room for a little more power. Do you think...

Not many people out there have followed the entire story as it goes back decades. There are lots of details not covered. AMA

Real Coles notes: Current Mayor elected Oct 2021 on campaign to clean...

Ya, just trying to help illustrate how "muddy" the situation gets "back there". Between the Indian "catering" on PM Peewee's plane and Guilbeault's unwashed "Bridge climbing harness", there's much...

My understanding of the Liberal social code is that they do not wear underwear with their ass-less chaps for "ease of access purposes".

Well, its got a plastic straw taped to the side of the can, so it must be responsible for the death of less intelligent marine animals. Waiting to see how the new soggy paper straw works...

I'd be shitting my pants too if I was in a mall surrounded by zombies, I've seen the movies... The perpetrator probably didn't know that you need silver bullets to cause damage to NPC's in Edmonton. ...

This is not the humble brag you expect. Id rather lose a year of expected lifetime from Smoke than constantly inhaling a stream of fecal coliform from the surrounding bovine community

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Yu5uFzLK_M

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I'm imagining this dipshit rowing a dinghy across from the AgaKhans island to Epsteins Island in blackface whilst humming the mission impossible theme.

^ That's correct. I was going to butcher a serial & ethernet cable in the interim, but I will gladly accept your offer.

I've thrown hundreds of these cables in the garbage, now that I need one and I can't find any.

Does anyone have a horde of these things lying around somewhere? Thanks.

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"An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure".
Because of this my experience during peak wannacry was as pleasant as could be. I'll paraphrase, but I was first notified that honeypot fileshares...

I've got a set of brand new 15" wheels that may be of use to you.
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This is a common issue with the weird "distributor type" injection systems common on Mercedes of the time. Basically you will want to disconnect & back-flush the entire fuel system using Methanol. It...

No NASA involvement, but If we can convince Elon to fire Zenops into space he can finally see the curvature of the earth on his one way trip... Worth it.

China has already solved the "pizza...

I heard the environmentalist angle saying that the fireworks were causing shockwaves in the Bow river, causing concussion brain damage to nearby fish and aquatic creatures, leading to them rampant...

Critical Thinking 101: The undersea pipeline situation is a clear act of internal sabotage. Demo charge inserted with pig at terminal, pipeline flow and direction are obviously known, specific time...

So we have a great (and timely) answer by Oswald Cobblepot, and an OP who is smart enough to be a danger to himself; This is my kind of thread, Subscribed!

Using a dedicated plug is a great way to...

Now why would you throw away a completely reasonable post by throwing NASA under the bus with your foolishness? You know full well that SLS launches on a combination of Liquid Oxygen & Hydrogen &...

Zenops is that you? Tell me you haven't planned WW3 by sticking a firecracker in your peehole and teabagging an SK gopher hole.

I mean, there are some rocks and branches out there that are...

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I understand and sympathize with your position on the matter, however I'd still spend every last cent of your tax bill to see a nudge toward more self deterministic governance. The fact is that the...

So we know that the RCMP is critically mismanaged and rife with political collusion at the highest levels. It only makes sense to sever as many ties as possible to Ottawa's rotting influence. If only...

Didn't take much to convince my parents that Telus Internet is a bad deal for long term customers.108062

Bronze medal for July over here.

At the very least, you are entitled to ask for your (broken) parts back. Old alternator & battery are easily tested outside of vehicle, gauging trustworthiness of service writer/shop in general

I also use a Mosquito Magnet. Wherever I set it up, after a day there is a mountain of spiderwebs all over/around it. Having learned this I began to move it around every couple days to facilitate...

Are 80's Cressidas considered cool too?

I'm not sure where most guys measure, but having genetically inherited a +7" hammer, the parents are lucky an extra 0.5" makes no difference. I'm just opposed to any barbaric ideology that requires...

You should be more concerned with that tumor growing on your lobes.

Modern moon rocket eh? NASA's upcoming SLS utilize the same RS-25 engines used in the Space Shuttle. The very same engines that have operated since 1981 on Liquid Hydrogen and Liquid Oxygen. Very...