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    You used garbage landscape fabric instead of the...

    You used garbage landscape fabric instead of the stuff that costs 8x more but actually works for about a decade.

    Honestly, I'd try SALT. The term "salting the earth" is not just made up.
  2. Yes. Photo radar in Calgary is what photo radar...

    Yes. Photo radar in Calgary is what photo radar should be in that if you get a ticket, it should come with a distracted driving ticket because you're completely fucking clueless behind the wheel....
  3. How much is that ticket?

    How much is that ticket?
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    I just mean it's owned by Cdn Tire and not The...

    I just mean it's owned by Cdn Tire and not The Forzani Group, so TFG ain't buying shit.
  5. I had a teacher that taught us the whole...

    I had a teacher that taught us the whole "Left/Right" thing isn't a ruler - it's a circle. (Maybe this is more common teaching/knowledge, now so my apologies if this isn't eye-opening.)
    The concept...
  6. Sounds hot

    Sounds hot
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    That thing where the planet significantly healed...

    That thing where the planet significantly healed from alleged irreparable damage within about 3 weeks during CoVid lockdown was also a bit of a blow.
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    TFG is ne pas le Canadian Tire.

    TFG is ne pas le Canadian Tire.
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    Like the FCC? Did they try to shut you down on...

    Like the FCC?
    Did they try to shut you down on MTV?
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    CoVid-19: I don't have it. Results came in...

    CoVid-19: I don't have it.
    Results came in almost precisely 48hr and even on a Stat Holiday.
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    I have never heard about this. But, I have heard...

    I have never heard about this. But, I have heard that the number of false negatives is roughly 20%, so which one of us is right? Hint - it's neither of us.
    Explosive growth rates in new cases is a...
  12. Call it a Clown Shoe and see what he says... ...

    Call it a Clown Shoe and see what he says...

    #YesMyPretties!

    We're talking BMW M-Coupe and maybe some big boy Ferrari kind of shit. Putting the eff in Fugly, yet... Want. So confuse.
  13. I suppose...? But I'm confident it's not. It...

    I suppose...? But I'm confident it's not. It clearly showed his production rate and it's timed for the length of time to make toast. An output 746W = 1hp. A human generating that for ~60s is...
  14. So, how do you get this but fail to see that the...

    So, how do you get this but fail to see that the 0.001% human can't generate 700W long enough to make a single piece of toast?
    Sometimes you and me, is on some wavelengths that just don't match....
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    Now I'm smelling what you're stepping in! No...

    Now I'm smelling what you're stepping in!
    No useless, terrible, awkward fruit-cup lid. Delicious. Canadian. Cheap.
  16. Who gives a fucking squirt of piss!!????! As...

    Who gives a fucking squirt of piss!!????!

    As per the thread, there is zero question in my opinion that the number of people who believe we could walk away from fossil fuels tomorrow and never look...
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    I'm trying, but I'm missing the joke. I hope it's...

    I'm trying, but I'm missing the joke. I hope it's really mean!
    My wife had to hastily mow it (and she doesn't usually) because a duck has decided to nest in our yard (because my grass is so fuckin...
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    I'm not winning, but this is nothing to be...

    I'm not winning, but this is nothing to be embarrassed about.
    92632
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    What part of China is Arizona? June 28th: 3,857...

    What part of China is Arizona?
    June 28th: 3,857 new cases.
    June 29th: 625 new cases.

    Seems regit.
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    Bump So, it's been stuck at $0.98 or $0.99 for...

    Bump

    So, it's been stuck at $0.98 or $0.99 for a week or two. That makes me think it will peak into the $1.xx at some point, soon and that's a lot sooner than my guess was.
  21. Many, many people believe we don't need oil and...

    Many, many people believe we don't need oil and for good reason, too. Just look how simple it is to make a piece of toast with a bicycle:

    S4O5voOCqAQ
  22. Has anyone ever been "bullish" on a car company...

    Has anyone ever been "bullish" on a car company that is British?
    Asking for SKR.
    LoL.
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    True, but I think I would use 3M as a verb and...

    True, but I think I would use 3M as a verb and say "Yo, I gotta get this bitch, 3M'd, Dawg!!
    #AllBuildsMatter
    #RespeckAllBuildzz!"

    Or, words to that effect...
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    No. I think the value of the discourse will...

    No. I think the value of the discourse will remain on par with
    "Adam & Eve, not Adam & Steve!!!1!!1!!!!1!"
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    LoL! Not the same, but there used to be a hot tar...

    LoL! Not the same, but there used to be a hot tar roofer joke on Beavis and Butt-Head that made me fall off my chair, plus another one from a stand-up comedian.
    My brother once saw a crew of four...
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    You've been to see him, too?! That is usually...

    You've been to see him, too?! That is usually what he does with his mouth.
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    92608
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    Here's hoping. I'd be fine with a few more up...

    Here's hoping. I'd be fine with a few more up close spreadies from some of the Zumanity girls and they can't be that shy.
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    ^That's a steal of a deal!

    ^That's a steal of a deal!
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    Yes, I thought you meant vinyl. I call that...

    Yes, I thought you meant vinyl. I call that "wrap" and I call 3M/Suntek "film".
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    Fixed that for you.

    Fixed that for you.
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    Isn't there already a mask thread?...

    Isn't there already a mask thread?
    https://forums.beyond.ca/threads/412343-Covid-19-are-you-wearing-a-mask-for-ordinary-outings?highlight=Mask
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    No, but it's completely normal. They leave so...

    No, but it's completely normal. They leave so fuckin many that I swear they receive a bonus for every kilo left strewn about. Check your gutters, too. I had strings of nails in mine!
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    Why not wrap it first and then get it painted...

    Why not wrap it first and then get it painted shortly before you sell it? It seems counter productive to cover the freshest, shiniest paint, non?
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    New cases today in Florida = 8,942. That is 49x...

    New cases today in Florida = 8,942.
    That is 49x more per capita than today in Alberta.
    It is about 5x more than Alberta's worst day ever. But, let's hit the beach, lick our hands, fail to use a...
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    True. I think society just mainly needs a hygiene...

    True. I think society just mainly needs a hygiene refresher and upgrade some basic skills that so many people aren't following. Just consider how many people you see in busy workplaces or other...
  37. I'm pretty sure my ADT contract was two years,...

    I'm pretty sure my ADT contract was two years, but maybe now that they are Telus, it's longer.
  38. Everyone I know who has Vivint severely regrets...

    Everyone I know who has Vivint severely regrets it. Very high prices and insane contractual terms & lengths. Their door locks are junk and go through batteries like crazy.
  39. Never Vivint ever, under any circumstances. And...

    Never Vivint ever, under any circumstances.
    And this is coming from someone with nothing but bad experiences with Telus.
    ABV - Anything But Vivint.
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    Sticky: Cli.P.A. There, I fixed it. Clippa. Who's...

    Cli.P.A. There, I fixed it. Clippa.

    Who's going to play there? The Seattle Homeless Advocates?
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