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    That sounds like something you'll want to throw...

    That sounds like something you'll want to throw out after one camping trip.
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    HE WOULD SODOMIZE OBAMA WITH UNICORN HORN

    HE WOULD SODOMIZE OBAMA WITH UNICORN HORN
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    Re: Removing gender designation at Birth

    Why am I forced to label myself by using a name at all?

    I'll be filing a suit with beyond.ca for forcing me to choose a username AGAINST MY RIGHTS AND MY WILL!!
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    Groundbreaking. So basically, if I buy the most...

    Groundbreaking. So basically, if I buy the most expensive house my wife and I can afford, and one of us loses our job, we might not be able to afford that same house? This should be a real eye opener...
  5. I've watched quite a few car movies in my day and...

    I've watched quite a few car movies in my day and that was definitely a manifold failure.
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    Crazy, all Asians are the same to me..... :nut:

    Crazy, all Asians are the same to me..... :nut:
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    In other news, water in a sprinkler pipe freezes...

    In other news, water in a sprinkler pipe freezes when the temperature is below 0 degrees.
  8. Re: Workplace Dress Codes (or lack thereof)

    Replace jeans with sweat pants and that's my accountant.
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    No frost? What do you mean? It's been a while,...

    No frost? What do you mean? It's been a while, but the last time I did residential work it was 7ft deep of frost in Calgary. Did they change something? Or are you allowed to ignore frost for decks?
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    Re: Re: Re: Vatican recognizes Palestine.

    Maybe they should negotiate instead of firing rockets every time they don't get their way.
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    Does that mean that Harper is going to charge the...

    Does that mean that Harper is going to charge the pope with hate crimes?
  12. All right, who's been letting morons onto the...

    All right, who's been letting morons onto the internet?
  13. Poll: Thanks for the gigantic tax bill!

    Thanks for the gigantic tax bill!
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    Re: Need garage pad poured - Who to use?

    Aren't those walls usually 6" or 8" thick? Why 5"? It seems like an odd number.
  15. Goddamn Harper and his fracking!

    Goddamn Harper and his fracking!
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    I think we should divert all flood waters into...

    I think we should divert all flood waters into the city's new bike lanes. That should cover the next 1/1000 year flood.
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    Here comes 100% unemployment, forced abortions,...

    Here comes 100% unemployment, forced abortions, and mandatory gayness!!!
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    This just happened. ...

    This just happened.

    https://twitter.com/TelemetricoF1/status/596246396422004736

    https://floreakeats.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/guy-fieri-photo-pr1.jpg
  19. Poll: I agree. None of it makes sense lol.

    I agree. None of it makes sense lol.
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    Lol, hopefully they have more of a plan that, but...

    Lol, hopefully they have more of a plan that, but it's kind of been the NDP's thing. "Take all this free stuff - Let me worry about how to pay for it.

    If they can't make their leftopia work in...
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    It was basically the same with some silver on the...

    It was basically the same with some silver on the upper part.
  22. Look through your peep hole. If the person is...

    Look through your peep hole. If the person is someone you do not recognize AND carrying a bag/briefcase/notepad then don't answer it.
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    First, I think running the richest province in...

    First, I think running the richest province in the country and having planned your budget so poorly, that a few months into an oil price crash you have no choice but to raise taxes, is the biggest...
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    Poll: Why are people acting like the NDP are going to...

    Why are people acting like the NDP are going to close down the oil sands, cut carbon emissions to 0, raise unemployment to 50% and tax 90% of income?

    This is going to be the exact same government...
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    Poll: On the plus side, if oil prices crash again and I...

    On the plus side, if oil prices crash again and I lose my job, I can at least look forward to going on EI and getting a raise.
  26. I was just thinking that. It's kind of in a blind...

    I was just thinking that. It's kind of in a blind area as you start to crest the hill. But since this is Calgary, common sense will be thrown out the window and this will get green-lighted and fast...
  27. Can we please stop wasting time on this and get...

    Can we please stop wasting time on this and get down to what's really important?

    "MORE: This cat is seriously annoyed that it didn’t catch a pigeon"
  28. Sometimes I think a Psychiatry degree is more...

    Sometimes I think a Psychiatry degree is more useful in the stock markets than a Finance degree. Understanding human emotion is far more valuable.
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    If you are selling, just make sure the realtor...

    If you are selling, just make sure the realtor adds a note to the listing about there being room for RV parking. I wouldn't drop a penny on it if you aren't going to use it, especially if you aren't...
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    Re: Buying a car after incorporating?

    You'll be better off claiming 55 cents per km than buying a $6000 vehicle outright under your corporation. But it personally, track your mileage, profit.
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    If there's anything that Beyond has taught me,...

    If there's anything that Beyond has taught me, it's that you should always do the opposite of what Toma says.
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    It's also based on population growth as well. So...

    It's also based on population growth as well. So if you had 60,000 kids in your area 2 years ago and 60,000 kids this year, you wouldn't qualify.
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    No, they are giving you free shit in exchange for...

    No, they are giving you free shit in exchange for tracking your shopping habits so that they can use your information for targeted advertising .
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    Definitely get a camera, and then start taking...

    Definitely get a camera, and then start taking shits on the dog owners lawn.
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    I ran over my x-hose with my mower and it grew...

    I ran over my x-hose with my mower and it grew 25ft, sharpened the mower blades AND changed the oil.

    CHECK AND MATE!!
  36. I'll still buy a gun when I move there.

    I'll still buy a gun when I move there.
  37. A taxi cab so I can drink my face off?

    A taxi cab so I can drink my face off?
  38. Wait, did I read that right? He killed somebody,...

    Wait, did I read that right? He killed somebody, and you're trying to raise money to help him?
  39. Drunk hockey fans and feminists. This should end...

    Drunk hockey fans and feminists. This should end well.
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    A pen!s jerked is a dollar saved, or something...

    A pen!s jerked is a dollar saved, or something like that.... ;)
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