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"IND" ....Im Not Ducati.
No. Wait. Thats wrong...
I'm Not NOT Ducati either.
Shit.
You know what I mean. I'm none of those guys.

So...INNDODOAOTG...Im Not NOT Ducati or Ducati Or Any Of...

Not a bad idea. Maybe then we despised "nOObs" would have the right to a little consideration if we passed some sort of test.

What would the test consist of? Automotive knowledge? Some...

Good! I laughed. Stoned midgets...hehehee...

..."Inside Mothers' Opening"

"I. M. Oblong..."

"It Might Ovulate"

"I Mutated Obscenely"

There would be a temporary downturn - a "blip"; the perception of a disintegrating country would be explained and accepted as two disparate cultural identities attaining freedom to pursue their own...

Gerry Garcia ...well, I am by no means a Deadhead, but he was a good artist. His ties are very interesting.

Sorta like what Trent Reznor would create if he designed tie patterns.

The "blip" would be temporary. As the New Canada's GDP improved, being that it no longer has La Belle Parasite to support, our dollar would improve, and our trading relations with the US and the...

It will be a boom for the Maritimes. Nova Scotia will be the official Canadian east coast. What will Quebec have? Why will the US prefer to do business with people who don't like speaking English?
...

Once again the Spoiled Brat of Confederation has elected a separatist government, and I will bet big dollars that within a year they will be clammouring to separate again. And of course the Montreal...

Does anyone recall that story that was going around the internet a few years ago about the lesbian who was masturbating with a live lobster, burning its face with a lighter so it would flick its'...

Silver Chromoly adjustable wrench.
WhAT?
I am suprised that everybody did not think of that?

a RED hammer????
Why was it red? Did it also have clumps of hair and clots attached to it?

Now the results are in - and it is obvious that Ontario has force fed us more of its shit.

It must have been an easy labour.

Have the Mullahs began indoctrination yet?

and how many have been banned?

Like ties???
I particularily like to collect Jerry Garcia ties.

Six Stella Artois,
2 cheap shirts at Randy River,
a Mars bar
and
a set of VW Dual Plug Heads for an air cooled VDub.
oh...and a bottle of Redlyne Diesel Catalyst for dad's Duramax.

I'll be going. The 10 block walk does not intimidate me.

I have seen flat blue, flat green, and flat purple on cars. Thay all looked great, whether ot be a 1965 Chev Biscayne, a VW Bug, or a 1990 Toyota Celica.
I wish I could find where these guys found...

I believe that most car guys have brand-specific knowledge.

I know VW flat 4's, but couldn't tell a B20 from a B52. Any post I might make about Hondas would be pure speculation. However, if you...

I think there was some jealousy on the part of the wheelbarrow jockeys in that site.
Kinda hard to acquire a nice STi with their $11.50 an hour salary and crank addiction.

You certainly have my respect as a creative designer.
Post more of your renderings. I would like to see all of your work.


(PS: Any suggestions for a redesign on a 1969 VW Beetle?)

What sort of horrible stuff?

I agree with GorG - an upgrade to larger brake discs (drilled and slotted ventillated type, of course) with nice 4 piston calipers (not painted stock ones) would really set it off nice.
The guy has...

Each to his own.

Those old guys all probably had nice Big Block Detroit muscle back in the seventies.
I was just a kid back then, but remember seeing the Chargers and Chevelle's going at it. I...

Toyota is making a mistake by not bringing the Scion here, I think.
Do they think that the person who finds the xB to be apealing will buy the Echo?
The Echo is not an appealling car; the Scion xB...

Who steals Pugeot 504 Diesels?

A friend of mine had one a while back. One night he hears the sound of starter motor in his driveway.
And more starter motor.
And more...

Then it dons on him...

I hope the crap-for-export model isn't being followed with these Tomos bikes. They look about right for my commute.

Method, I wish I had your ability to forgive.

I like the idea of scooters. The BW is cool, and the new Vespa is very nice indeed.
However, I want a motorcycle-style commuter. Sort of like a Cagiva Mito, or a Derbi. Too pricey, tho.
However...

Can you countersteer?

A good gray market 400 4 is entertaining enough for any rider regardless of experience. I know new riders with CB400R's that love their bike, and guys with decades of riding who love their old...

While the Japanese make better and better looking bikes, Ducati is making uglier and uglier bikes.

Mind you, how do you top the 916/996 series?

Baccarat.

and cruising the snack trays.

But isnt a Ducati more nimble?




I have made up my mind. I want a Ducati M900S4-S Monster.
I'll put up with the fiddly valves.

Who was it that posted here a while back about hitting a big steamy pile pf shit in the middle of the road with a rented scooter, a while back?
He was an experienced rider, as I recall.
It can...

Simple solution. Do an IP ban on "NOT Ducati". See if I came back. If I come back, it will prove that I am not this asshole "NOT Ducati".
The mods know that we are two seperate people.

Whats...

$2300!

They actually look ok.

Are they feces?

I really have to ask this question of the riding cognoscentii - but isn't Danger part of the thrill?

Before you go all anal and wise, think back to the last time you were leaned ober 50 degrees...

Oh god, not here too.


Actually, this was funnier than some of the several dozen other posts that this jackass has made.

Passing my CGA exams.

I saw some at a party once. I didn't have a clue what it was. It was some fancy-ass party with caviar and pickled little dick like things and pickled endangered bird eggs and aardvark meat & stuff. I...