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Looks like she stopped in to buy a wand.

It's his job to tell me if it's raining or snowing. If I knew what the weather was doing I wouldn't be checking the forecast. He can poke his own head out the fuckin window if he wants to know.

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This was my weather report this morning. Notice how the weather man is asking me if it's raining/snowing now, like it's my job and not his.

MotoGP Red Bull Grand Prix of the Americas

Holy what a race today. When Maverick Vinales fucked the start and Francesco Bagnaia and Jorge Martin pushed their way through, I thought the race was...

MotoGP Red Bull Grand Prix of the Americas -Sprint Race

It's been a while since there's been any bike racing hey? Since last week's Argentina GP was cancelled, this weekend is the first back for...

As much as I like bikes, 90s NASCAR is where I grew up. One of the best paint schemes was the Morgan-McClure Motorsports #4 Kodak car.

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Right, but a comparison between that car now and say 5 years ago is what I'm looking for. I'm not terribly interested in why it costs what it does.

Well, new I'm sure they likely were worth more. But it's old enough to have its own driver's license and has 100,000km on it. I haven't been keeping track of the prices of them because it's only...

Because they don't buy one in a place that snows.

More Corn Flakes for ExtraSlow

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Terry Labonte in victory lane at Bristol in 1995. Dale Earnhardt chased him down in the closing laps while Labonte was stuck behind lapped traffic, and on...

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Some gag reel suggestions to keep things light:

1. Assistant to the Traveling Secretary

2. Weekend Trailer Par Supervisor

3. Grand Wizard

To be fair, I'd vote for a guy named Mr. Dong too.

Is New York affected by Trudeau?

These weren't $100,000 before, were they? I thought they used to be like $60k.
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Probably put his trickle charger away thinking spring was here.

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Like a button on a fur coat.

You can start on my pole.

Gets paid to manage, compared to amateur managers who mostly manage on weekends and when time is available. Historically, only amateur managers were allowed to compete in the olympics.

I wish I hadn't already +repped him, this post is a fuckin home run. Finally on page 12 we get the answer.

I'm putting everyone but jasonlava on my ignore list.

I've been letting a lot of nothingburgers go, but Speedy Creek really irritates me. Especially as a nickname and somewhat less so as a city.

My very real pet peeve is when people do call it Speedy Creek.

Sweet hauler action.

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Do you guys think I saw the guy with the lanyard wearing it around his neck, which would also look stupid but would at least be what it was made for? Or do you think it was in his pocket, hanging...

I have for a long time too. Since 2007 or so and only white. I'm as much a dickhead as anyone. Maybe more.

You can't rock anything, let alone a lanyard.

One important thing to know about a lanyard is that it isn't better than a keychain. So it can only serve two purposes: either because it looks...

Great fuckin post buddy, relevant and informative. Enjoy a +rep courtesy of SKR.

It was a guy wearing sweatpants tucked into his socks, and it was the lanyard that bothered me the most about his ensemble.

Edit: Fuck me, I wear DC shoes.

This will probably catch some people I otherwise have respect for so it's in the shouldn't be thread, but I think people who have their keys on a lanyard are fuckin idiots.

It wouldn't be SKR without a bike picture.

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Keith Amor leading Ryan Farquhar. I don't know the year, late 2000s or early 2010s I'd guess. I think it's at the Kells Road Races in Ireland.

On the subject of Bill Elliott's McDonald's paint scheme, I thought it was cool that it was also used on the McDonald's NHRA cars. I think it started in 1996 and probably went on for a couple years....

I wouldn't mind looking at some open wheel stuff that people think is cool. Here's some from a r/NASCAR thread about favorite paint schemes.

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Terry Labonte. Not sure on the year,...

I can tell the difference between these cars:

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I have a harder time telling the difference between these cars:

You can compare the number of legs. That's not ridiculous. Dogs have way more.

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Fuckin phone. Never occurs to it that maybe I meant "did those". The second word in any sentence that has been written since the dawn of time that starts with the word "didn't" has never...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7sqYH5Ttpw

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moberly%E2%80%93Jourdain_incident

I was watching a youtube channel I like and decided to check wikipedia for more information as the video was playing. It was like the wikipedia article had audio, it was so fuckin close. I guess...

Through the process of elimination we're going to find out who the salesman is with the secret identity. The Honda thread is still up, and this one is still up. We'll have to keep doing it...

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ExtraSlow coming in at #16.