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  1. Where to buy local BMW parts/access that ISN'T Calgary BMW

    Does anyone have any insight as to where one may be able to locally purchase some Pentosin 7.1.

    I don't mind paying the $30 per litre, but I would gladly spend $40 if I knew that Calgary BMW...
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    You've got your motherboard/memory combination...

    You've got your motherboard/memory combination way off there.

    You would need to drop another $200 to get a mobo that will make use of that RAM
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    Go for a walk down scenic East Hastings with...

    Go for a walk down scenic East Hastings with audible spare change in your pocket.

    Safer yet, rent a car with full insurance, then videotape people on East Hastings from within. Prepare for an...
  4. As already stated, this move is a Win/Win for...

    As already stated, this move is a Win/Win for both teams. Calgary gets their hockey players, and in return Toronto gets another reality TV type player that will entertain the feeble-minded who show...
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    So the City of Calgary has it's sights on both...

    So the City of Calgary has it's sights on both Race City AND the Warehouse. Who knows the countless other businesses being forced out by the Bastards running this town.

    It would seem that the City...
  6. Isn't one of the product's main features the...

    Isn't one of the product's main features the ability to make sure that terrorizers can't get close enough to complain about this crap. By "terrorizers" I mean brown people; everyone knows the special...
  7. NICE! I am seriously considering getting one...

    NICE!

    I am seriously considering getting one myself now that half of the engine on my E31 is crapping the bed.

    Did you pick up one of the knockoffs on Ebay? If so I suppose the interface...
  8. His situation is entirely understandable. I used...

    His situation is entirely understandable. I used to know a British guy that raced super karts (seriously badass karts), but when behind the wheel of a farm truck on a snowy road drove like a little...
  9. The City of Calgary and its primary taxpayers...

    The City of Calgary and its primary taxpayers hate Dover, Forest Lawn, Ghetto communities, etc. and the scum that live in them.

    If you want your share of Calgary's crappy snow removal, tell your...
  10. Original Post Removed. (Please read the Forum...

    Original Post Removed. (Please read the Forum Rules and Terms of Use before posting again, or risk getting banned).
  11. Not a jet, but still funny! ...

    Not a jet, but still funny!

    http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/1672/1229809603728.gif
  12. Ford doesn't need decals, they have such a...

    Ford doesn't need decals, they have such a craptastic lineup that I wouldn't hesitate to throw-up on one. Why sell vinyl when a case of beer will garner you greater street-cred?

    ...
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    model year 1970 thru 1978 were basically all the...

    model year 1970 thru 1978 were basically all the same car. 240z, 260z, and 280z were all S30 chassis code.

    pre 1975 models had lighter doors and lighter bumpers as they did not have to conform to...
  14. "confirmed to journalists that he is the son of...

    "confirmed to journalists that he is the son of the former chairman of First Bank of Nigeria"

    Now you can expect the "war on terror" to noticeably permeate the internet. An indirect link between...
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    Unreasonably large vehicles = unreasonably...

    Unreasonably large vehicles = unreasonably strange parking methods.

    Idiots who own such monstrosities always seem to figure out the douchiest ways to park. 2 wheels on the curb, taking up 4 stalls...
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    I sure hope they don't. Next thing you know there...

    I sure hope they don't. Next thing you know there will be some annoying Dodge Ram advertisement with noise playing in the background.
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    Re: Re: Insurgents Intercept US UAV Feeds

    Are you sure you are not confusing this with NBA Jam? You sink 3 successful shots then you are ON FIRE!
    http://s180.photobucket.com/albums/x274/Dragonpike/32X_NBA_Jam_Tournament_Edition_S4.png
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    You should have taken his $1000 then ran it...

    You should have taken his $1000 then ran it through his insurance as well. Merry Christmas you heathen.:devil:
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    I can't answer any of the details, but relatives...

    I can't answer any of the details, but relatives used to live in a house with one. It seemed to burn through the pellets very quickly iirc. Those pellet things smell like crap. Needed to have a list...
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    Poll: They did this to try and cut down on drunk...

    They did this to try and cut down on drunk drivers. It has become a redneck right of passage that once a child turns 14, they are deemed old enough to be entrusted with their drunken parents safety....
  21. Does Centre Ice cover PPV games? If so, PPV -...

    Does Centre Ice cover PPV games?

    If so, PPV - Flames vs Wild on Dec 11 should be included.
  22. Super Paki!

    Super Paki!
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    I thought that they were always angry?:dunno: ...

    I thought that they were always angry?:dunno:

    At least that's the way it sounds to me. Somebody give the angry Iranian a popsicle.
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    I believe saying that would have been enough to...

    I believe saying that would have been enough to get you shot 50 years ago. I would have been shot also.


    It would appear Saudi's are not the only ones with gaudy taste in, well... everything.
  25. You must really dislike your vehicle to be using...

    You must really dislike your vehicle to be using Wal-Mart brand oil. Get one thing straight: That stuff is LIQUID GARBAGE.

    They allow a much greater percentage of Recycled oil to be used in their...
  26. http://dsc.discovery.com/fansites/mythbusters/meet...

    http://dsc.discovery.com/fansites/mythbusters/meet/gallery/jamie_bio.jpg

    Who do you think you are? You better have a good excuse for wearing one of those.

    Try these on:

    You were born...
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    Did anyone else see the flipped vehicle on fire...

    Did anyone else see the flipped vehicle on fire in the ditch?

    Highway #1 west of Chestermere around 5:30.
  28. Hopefully one of them goes and murders another...

    Hopefully one of them goes and murders another member of the "cast", resulting in a 3 week manhunt only to find the douchebag hanging on a rope.

    So far, that seems to be the only 100% guaranteed...
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    This sounds almost as much of a farce as Airdrie...

    This sounds almost as much of a farce as Airdrie Traffic Bylaw 1337: All occupants of a motor vehicle making a left-hand turn must place their heads on the windowsill and roll up the window twice...
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    Can you say "Eastside Dodge"... I could see...

    Can you say "Eastside Dodge"...

    I could see them paying a ton of money for an annoying pop-up ad just to try and get even at beyond.ca
  31. Check the lower front fenders & body panel...

    Check the lower front fenders & body panel underneath (take fender off if possible, little patch looking panel on inside of wheelwell on frame rail, battery tray, floorpans are almost guaranteed...
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    Porsche/VW aircooled FSM. These engines were...

    Porsche/VW aircooled FSM.

    These engines were all dry sump, and Porsche Service manuals from the era were ridiculously packed with info.

    The inside cover page on mine has about 3 full paragraphs...
  33. Hey guys, keeping in mind that this is a car...

    Hey guys, keeping in mind that this is a car forum, this graffiti incident has ties to the car community.

    The other week the media was reporting on items that city hall was deliberating on. For...
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    Are you working in a garage at home. Fumes...

    Are you working in a garage at home. Fumes possibly?
  35. Nice! Now unsuspecting shoppers can actually pay...

    Nice! Now unsuspecting shoppers can actually pay MSRP for their goods with this coupon!
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    If you are thinking of Langdon, first ask...

    If you are thinking of Langdon, first ask yourself: Do I like the smell of manure at all times of the day? Most people who live there have the benefit of becoming desensitized, but for those who do...
  37. This is why. Beyond CSI looking to place a...

    This is why.

    Beyond CSI looking to place a sticker on a big rig?

    http://forums.beyond.ca/attachment.php?s=&postid=546063



    I will gladly take up the OP's offer of a free plane ticket...
  38. You want a controversy? This is only my...

    You want a controversy?

    This is only my opinion, but I heard through the grapevine that MELICIOUS & hemi jumped the queue to get their H1N1 shots before the geezers, cripples, and drooling...
  39. The Metis Trail exit is open to traffic, but is...

    The Metis Trail exit is open to traffic, but is actually slower to get to Crossiron than Stoney/Deerfoot, as you will be doing a bit of gravel roads & construction zones.

    Stick to the Deerfoot...
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    CMW403 is the type of person to interrupt 4...

    CMW403 is the type of person to interrupt 4 people playing Wii hockey by offering to be goalie. Imagine the epic fail as he throws his arms about whilst standing in front of the tv being the "goalie"...
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