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    You guys should move to my hood. Loud exhausts...

    You guys should move to my hood. Loud exhausts 'round here get you blown. By me though.
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    Honestly what gets me is how easy it is to be a...

    Honestly what gets me is how easy it is to be a registered sex offender. You barely even masturbate in a clothes rack at the bay and next thing you know you're a member of the red dot club.
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    Whats brexit???? Leaving brunch...

    Whats brexit???? Leaving brunch early??????????????????????
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    Embrace the hangover. Let everyone know how...

    Embrace the hangover. Let everyone know how shitty you feel. One of my best moments was throwing up so hard i farted riding shotgun through an a&w drive through screaming never again. Pretty sure the...
  5. Sniff. :')

    Sniff. :')
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    Liuna out here in Toronto pays great. Labourer...

    Liuna out here in Toronto pays great. Labourer wage of around 35 an hour. Our swampers are something like 38 an hour. But then again, that cost of living here.
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    ^ i wont disagree with that. I do go batshit nuts...

    ^ i wont disagree with that. I do go batshit nuts over shinies!
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    Jared got 'em.

    Jared got 'em.
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    Well the cats will love em

    Well the cats will love em
  10. I would LIVE in that

    I would LIVE in that
  11. I was thinkin it. But you were thinkieinger about...

    I was thinkin it. But you were thinkieinger about it. Beat me to it.
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    Glad to hear you like em. Theyre in my top 10 for...

    Glad to hear you like em. Theyre in my top 10 for sure. And yeah it's a damn shame ol russ is moving on.
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    https://youtu.be/C7oIlIryhas You're all...

    https://youtu.be/C7oIlIryhas

    You're all bastards, of the machiiiiiiine!
  14. And you did it all without challenging someone to...

    And you did it all without challenging someone to a grab- ass match? If so Im fuckin proud of ya.
  15. 10/10 Tantrum.

    10/10 Tantrum.
  16. Ill have you know i smell of sweet summer berry....

    Ill have you know i smell of sweet summer berry. And if there was any truth to what you said you would know i focused strongly on my ground game. My bjj days were the most homoerotic time of my CC...
  17. You said you had me on ignore. You LIED to me!...

    You said you had me on ignore. You LIED to me! This is the most upsetting thing ive read in here :(.

    You met that guy? Hope you stood upwind so your nostrils werent to be tickled by the odor of...
  18. I rest my case folks. Jabjab has a pussy so hot...

    I rest my case folks. Jabjab has a pussy so hot he could melt the prince albert right off of my tip.

    .... not that you all doubted that.
  19. Oh did you now? How many people do you think went...

    Oh did you now? How many people do you think went there around the time frame i did? In fact, i'll play ball, lets test that... What is my name? What classes did i take, and before you answer, i...
  20. Ah its all fun. I didnt think he'd take my reach...

    Ah its all fun. I didnt think he'd take my reach around comment seriously.I know he's full of crap. Im too used to you handsome easy going devils
  21. He read that one straight out of the Logan Paul...

    He read that one straight out of the Logan Paul playbook
  22. You wouldnt believe how many guys like you go in...

    You wouldnt believe how many guys like you go in there with an attitude, end up getting tossed out of that gym damn near in tears. I cant believe you even suggested that, did you really think that...
  23. Lmfao. Ok, this just went from funny to...

    Lmfao. Ok, this just went from funny to hilarious. I know the guys down at champs creed. Ive taken classes there from 2013 to 2017. Out of respect, im not dropping names. But if they even catch WIND...
  24. Geez what an angry little finger smeller. But...

    Geez what an angry little finger smeller. But you're barkin up the wrong tree mister. Im trained in the arts of reach around jitsu, and can/will strangle you with your own prolapsed anus.
  25. What's your sherdog account bro?

    What's your sherdog account bro?
  26. I know im gonna get in doodoo for this but he is...

    I know im gonna get in doodoo for this but he is right about the admin nuthuggery. *bends over* im ready. Other than that, jab is pretty retarded, and thats coming from me.
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    Poll: Never had any use for cruise control..... but a...

    Never had any use for cruise control..... but a toilet on the front lawn has always been a dream of mine! Imagine defacating while telling those damn neighborhood kids to stay off your lawn!
  28. Yeah be a mature adult OP. What is WRONG with...

    Yeah be a mature adult OP. What is WRONG with people?
  29. LOL @ dj_rice You'd think this case would be...

    LOL @ dj_rice

    You'd think this case would be open and shut then. Call in forensics to dust his prostate for prints
  30. I wasnt trying to finger you d00d. I just got my...

    I wasnt trying to finger you d00d. I just got my nails done and wanted to show them off. Also sorry for riding you, i dropped a cheeto and was tryna dig it out from underneath my floor mat.
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    I usually rock a golf shirt and low cut jean...

    I usually rock a golf shirt and low cut jean shorts. REAL low cut. Like, you cant tell the diff between pocket hanging out or ball sack.
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    I used to love operating a tower crane in my...

    I used to love operating a tower crane in my underoos. Just fuckin grind my railroad tracks right into the seat.
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    :love:

    :love:
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    Here's whatcha do my man. Leave your cat at home...

    Here's whatcha do my man. Leave your cat at home and just have someone come over and check up on em and top the food up and harass it of course. Cats need to be fucked with. Find yourself a friend...
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    You are a stand up d00d. I always tell people...

    You are a stand up d00d. I always tell people drink it how you want. Ice, water, straight up, it's all good. I would almost feel bad for spiking your scotch. HYEH almost.
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    Ok now you're just taking the fun out of being a...

    Ok now you're just taking the fun out of being a paranoid sexual deviant. BUZZKILL.
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    Well that and whack it til im raw, but for once i...

    Well that and whack it til im raw, but for once i was trying to keep it clean.
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    Put a little bit of coppertone sun block in a...

    Put a little bit of coppertone sun block in a bunch of condoms and rifle em on to his door step. That's what i did to one of my neighbors, and either his lease was up a month later or he packed his...
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    My morning routine is to wake up and google if...

    My morning routine is to wake up and google if that walking liver spot has been impeached yet.
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    I enjoy your skyscraper page posts, you know lots...

    I enjoy your skyscraper page posts, you know lots about whats going on in the hirise scene and i like that about you.
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