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    Being a chameleon of gender, im pretty offended.

    Being a chameleon of gender, im pretty offended.
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    I do believe they did get shit for that.

    I do believe they did get shit for that.
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    Fuckin Don eh? Went and Roseanne'd himself.

    Fuckin Don eh? Went and Roseanne'd himself.
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    Hang in there. Stay strong.

    Hang in there. Stay strong.
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    Can it be absorbed through the walls of the anus?

    Can it be absorbed through the walls of the anus?
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    I sued a guy with braces for giving me tetanus...

    I sued a guy with braces for giving me tetanus after a blow job one time once.
  7. The only way to get out of a stunting ticket is...

    The only way to get out of a stunting ticket is to throw your bhole in the air like you just dont care. I got out of a red light ticket for goatse'ing the camera as i did it.
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    Funny bastardo

    Funny bastardo
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    You have any pictures with shorter underwear, or...

    You have any pictures with shorter underwear, or a banana hammock???? Ya know, so i can really see the damage.
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    Yer gonna get the numbies

    Yer gonna get the numbies
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    I dunno why but i had a bitch of a time sighting...

    I dunno why but i had a bitch of a time sighting a scope on an air rifle. Maybe its cause im a crosseyed fuck i dunno.
  12. Poll: I only need taint models at the 'mo. But as...

    I only need taint models at the 'mo.

    But as for PCL im seriously considering applying for an ad for a crane rigging position there but ive been warned she's a shit show over at the cancer center.
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    Oh calm DOWN drama queen. You were barely even...

    Oh calm DOWN drama queen. You were barely even molested!

    A couple days ago i saw the guy i talked out of jumping off the deerfoot overpass on 64th three years ago. Was so happy to see he was doing...
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    I havent checked in on this for a while. Looks...

    I havent checked in on this for a while. Looks good, do you think it would pull my float at the pride parade next year?
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    Although i do turn tricks at all hours, i havent...

    Although i do turn tricks at all hours, i havent really taken to technology in regards to business. In fact, a couple of those amazon test drones have already hit my messenger pigeons. Im an old...
  16. Well i got all worked up for nothing

    Well i got all worked up for nothing
  17. Or when the spouse doesnt cut the crusts off yer...

    Or when the spouse doesnt cut the crusts off yer sangy, ya gotta off 'er. It's the only rational thing to do.
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    Are you telling me you DONT have a barret .50 cal...

    Are you telling me you DONT have a barret .50 cal for home defense?
  19. Well if trud had have given me a courtesy pat on...

    Well if trud had have given me a courtesy pat on the buttocks after the reach around we wouldnt be in this mess. Im taking that handsome fuck down.
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    Yup. Getting shot after breaking into someones...

    Yup. Getting shot after breaking into someones house isnt even the biggest thing to worry about. Someone breaks into my house, the next thing they know they'll be in a pit and made into a skin suit...
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    I prefer mine attached

    I prefer mine attached
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    Well the good news is im no longer using my...

    Well the good news is im no longer using my duramax turbo diesel powered prostate tenderizer. Ive gone green and switched to solar.
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    I was there for a probing. Sad to say it didnt...

    I was there for a probing. Sad to say it didnt happen.
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    I dont like guns. When i lived on the streets i...

    I dont like guns. When i lived on the streets i was invited to a cabin by some crazy dudes that hunted people for sport. Used to keep the heads in jars as trophy's. Anyway, one of them forgot the...
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    According to what i just read on urban dick, i...

    According to what i just read on urban dick, i shouldnt even be alive. Jesus.
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    When you're giving yourself a Q-job and the Q-tip...

    When you're giving yourself a Q-job and the Q-tip breaks and gets lodged in your pee hole, and you have to wait at the lougheed for 14 hours before they can remove it.
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    I vape on the odd occasion. I dont wanna go too...

    I vape on the odd occasion. I dont wanna go too hard though cause its super hard to get semen out of my neckbeard and fedora after a bubblegum nicotine jack off session.
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    Wow i didnt hear a damn thing. I was at pro...

    Wow i didnt hear a damn thing. I was at pro hockey life sniffing the jock straps, and didnt notice any ruckus.
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    Oh my.

    Oh my.
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    It's kill or be killed out there boys. I was...

    It's kill or be killed out there boys. I was picking a wedgie one time and drifted into the lane next to me, cutting off the korean senior in a kia next to me with his 2 years military service. To...
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    Sounds like its easy to clean i have an alpaca...

    Sounds like its easy to clean i have an alpaca wool blanket that will shatter like a mug if dropped.
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    https://youtu.be/wQY6N9F4JGE The real reason...

    https://youtu.be/wQY6N9F4JGE

    The real reason the amazons burnin. Enjoy these brazillian sweet hearts.
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    Theyre pretty quiet too

    Theyre pretty quiet too
  34. And just like that, we're buds.

    And just like that, we're buds.
  35. ... what're you doin l8r??????

    ... what're you doin l8r??????
  36. I was three meters away from uncle spencer. Now...

    I was three meters away from uncle spencer. Now im molested. But not really changed.
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    That storms nothing compared to when i came out...

    That storms nothing compared to when i came out to my parents
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    I should move into this neighborhood. My PTSD...

    I should move into this neighborhood. My PTSD related night screams should straighten the neighbors right out.
  39. No. Not even close to the stupiderest. I'll make...

    No. Not even close to the stupiderest. I'll make sure of that
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    Jesus man dial it BACK. GAWD. OP have you tried...

    Jesus man dial it BACK. GAWD.
    OP have you tried drawing a giant dick in their driveway
    with gasoline and lighting it on fire like they did in the crow??????
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