Vasectomy time!

[ThePenIsMightier]

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2021 update, balls are fine, pain free and sterile. I have met a few guys over the year who made their woman get their tubes tied, shame on you selfish bastards!
Glad my post is still a living thread, I consider this my lifetime ultimate contribution to the internet

Boy: you a Legend!

[JRSC00LUDE]

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I went back to peas. Delicious.

#dickpeas

[ExtraSlow]

#thosetaintpeas

[benyl]

[Cagare]

Just had mine done on June 1. Pain was very very low after the fact. That is one efficient procedure.

Some swelling and the occasional ball tug, but all in all was pretty smooth. Just the occasional icing and I am good now.

[Darell_n]

It’s a good feeling to get vasectomated and stop being contagious to the opposite gender.

[ExtraSlow]

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It’s a good feeling to get vasectomated and stop being contagious to the opposite gender.

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[bjstare]

Got mine done today. Glad to get it over with, but feeling reasonably uncomfortable right now. I was expecting very little discomfort, but that’s not the case. Definitely moving slow.

Doesn’t help that both kids want to come jump on my lap every 3 mins, and the older one keeps trying to peek down my sweatpants to see what the doctor did

[ExtraSlow]

Just don't walk around much if you can help it. Serious, don't move. All the guys I know with big swelling admit they overdid things. Sit still, keep 'em cold, drink a couple beers, and you'll be shooting blanks in no time.

[suntan]

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Got mine done today. Glad to get it over with, but feeling reasonably uncomfortable right now. I was expecting very little discomfort, but that’s not the case. Definitely moving slow.

Doesn’t help that both kids want to come jump on my lap every 3 mins, and the older one keeps trying to peek down my sweatpants to see what the doctor did

Hopefully the wife will want to do that soon enough.

[ExtraSlow]

It was a while ago for me, but is there still a certain number of loads that need to be dumped before your sterility test? Make reaching that number a responsibility with the wife, and promise a big celebration when the results come back. Vasectomies can be sexy.

[bjstare]

3mo, 20 loads.

[SJW]

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It was a while ago for me, but is there still a certain number of loads that need to be dumped before your sterility test? Make reaching that number a responsibility with the wife, and promise a big celebration when the results come back. Vasectomies can be sexy.

I never did the sterility test. I'm that confident.

[suntan]

I dunno, I've seen a lot of sjws around.

[ExtraSlow]

I got a few extra blowjobs out of my system. Plus I wanted the test, I was terrified of more kids. win-win.

[suntan]

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I got a few extra blowjobs out of my system. Plus I wanted the test, I was terrified of more kids. win-win.

Not sure how you giving BJs helped.

[ExtraSlow]

You sure didn't complain.

[suntan]

Hey beggars can't be choosers.

[npham]

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Got mine done today. Glad to get it over with, but feeling reasonably uncomfortable right now. I was expecting very little discomfort, but that’s not the case. Definitely moving slow.

Doesn’t help that both kids want to come jump on my lap every 3 mins, and the older one keeps trying to peek down my sweatpants to see what the doctor did

Where did you go? One is enough for us...

[bjstare]

Intramed. Seamless experience. Pay the extra $50 to get the consult+procedure in one appt. My appt was 9am, and I was sitting in the waiting room, snipped and relaxing with ice on my junk by 9:30.