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    Default What Beyond member would you most like to fight? (part 2)

    The first part was an epic thread, but it's been quite a few years now, so an update should prove entertaining. Lets add humor as much as possible.

    I'll start with a few:

    MAR: He'll take way too much time analyzing the fight while I'm standing there punching air, so the ref just claims me the winner.

    DUANER: He's knocked down on the first punch, but he keeps getting up under the guise of proving a negative.

    Sugar and J-hop: Given how much they post in just about every thread, they obviously sit on their ass all day. That means they're so out of shape that you can easily duck their first few punches, then they'll just fall down via exhaustion.



    Again, keep humor involved, as we all know things are fucked, but it's better to laugh than cry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seth1968 View Post
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    The first part was an epic thread, but it's been quite a few years now, so an update should prove entertaining. Lets add humor as much as possible.

    I'll start with a few:

    MAR: He'll take way too much time analyzing the fight while I'm standing there punching air, so the ref just claims me the winner.

    DUANER: He's knocked down on the first punch, but he keeps getting up under the guise of proving a negative.

    Sugar and J-hop: Given how much they post in just about every thread, they obviously sit on their ass all day. That means they're so out of shape that you can easily duck their first few punches, then they'll just fall down via exhaustion.



    Again, keep humor involved, as we all know things are fucked, but it's better to laugh than cry.
    Sugar sits on his ass and rides mine, I still haven't bothered sending back that case lot of KY because I know he'll be mounting me soon enough.
    Will fuck off, again.

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    Wouldn't wanna fight spikers, he might send baygirl after me
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    No logic, thought, input, etc from cult member...

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    sputnik for sure but don't see him post anymore.

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    ZenOps - no explanation needed
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    You know those bored stay at home moms who's entire lives revolve around driving their kids to soccer, various cleaning accessories, and worrying about neighbourhood rapists? The kind of people that watch the View and go "uh huh..." Those unfulfilled people who try to fill the void in their empty lives by writing whiny letters to the editor complaining about shit that no one really cares about?

    Well imagine if instead of writing that letter to the editor, she just posts on a car forum for car enthusiasts. That's Kritafo.

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    I want a three way battle between zenops, Mar and 89coupe. You just know someone will get a face full of nickle, someone's going to get a $95 lunch thrown at them, and everyone will get tired of the incessant questioning of the semantics of the ground rules.

    I also want to see killramos vs killramos for an epic millennial vs millennial hater battle.

    Myself I'll fight against any smokers or dog people. Because they are all awful.

    I would never fight HiTempGuy though. That guy is an expert at everything and I have no doubt he's got extensive knowledge of ninja skills or something.
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    You realize you are talking to the guy who made his own furniture out of salad bowls right?

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    Myself I'll fight against any dog people. Because they are all awful.
    Accepted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ExtraSlow View Post
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    I also want to see killramos vs killramos for an epic millennial vs millennial hater battle.
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    guessing who I might be, psychologizing me with your non existent degree.

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    Quote Originally Posted by firebane View Post
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    Accepted.
    You will win for sure. I may talk like this:
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    You realize you are talking to the guy who made his own furniture out of salad bowls right?

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    Wouldn't wanna fight spikers, he might send baygirl after me
    I'd hit baygirl but i wouldn't hit spikers. I make it a habit to not hit women.

    Mar. But like i said earlier, I don't hit women.
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    Arash reminds me of Mar but I can't tell which one is more stupid.
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    Yeah well I wonder how they get the soft flowing caramel inside the Caramilk bar but you don't see me making a god damn thread about it. Slap your wife Baygirl, straighten him out.

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    I would never fight HiTempGuy though. That guy is an expert at everything and I have no doubt he's got extensive knowledge of ninja skills or something.
    And don't you forget it old man!

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    SP but I'd just get distracted by the god damn clouds and well, y'all know what would happen next.
    Will fuck off, again.

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    Just remembered another one. Snowcat!!!
    Originally posted by GTS Jeff
    You know those bored stay at home moms who's entire lives revolve around driving their kids to soccer, various cleaning accessories, and worrying about neighbourhood rapists? The kind of people that watch the View and go "uh huh..." Those unfulfilled people who try to fill the void in their empty lives by writing whiny letters to the editor complaining about shit that no one really cares about?

    Well imagine if instead of writing that letter to the editor, she just posts on a car forum for car enthusiasts. That's Kritafo.

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    Just remembered another one. Snowcat!!!
    You'd be so tired from chasing him after he mouthed you off that he'd win by default.
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    Once again another useless post by JRSCOOLDUDE.
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    Don't let the e-thugs and faggots get to you when they quote your posts and write stupid shit.
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    I say stupid shit all the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JRSC00LUDE View Post
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    You'd be so tired from chasing him after he mouthed you off that he'd win by default.
    Just do it at night. He'll crash because he tinted his windshield, and didn't want to turn his headlights on because "it's bad for them".

    I want to fight you, because I feel like after I lose, you'd buy me a beer anyways.

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    I no longer want to fight Errchy. I think the gangsta hotline beef is dead for 2017.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tik-Tok View Post
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    I want to fight you, because I feel like after I lose, you'd buy me a beer anyways.
    Awwwwwwe! True story, I got in a fight once with a guy who was picking on a little dude outside a bar and when we ended up on the ground he was trying SO hard to get control and hit me it was adorable. I couldn't stop laughing, and then with my free arm I answered the phone because my buddies were looking for me which made everyone watching laugh so I just asked him if he was done yet or wanted to end up getting hurt. Everyone left in a good mood, we all went to the Subway next door hahaha
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    Once again another useless post by JRSCOOLDUDE.
    Originally posted by snowcat
    Don't let the e-thugs and faggots get to you when they quote your posts and write stupid shit.
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    I say stupid shit all the time.
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    MaxBoost vs. Tomco

    wonder how dirty it would become...

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    I'd fight flipstah, cause he keeps hitting on my wife, and trying to buy my cars. But then he'd cook me a delicious meal, and I'd be too stuffed to fight.
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    That's why I just say I have a 4" dick and lift weights to make up for it.
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    My car sounds like shit.

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