Official Kijiji Funnies Thread

[Darell_n]

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My Kijiji ad says:

I'm firm at $500. No low ballers or anyone else who isn't serious. Don't email me with "What's your lowest price" or anything of the sort.

The very first email reply from "Greghh":

Hi, I'm interested. Please contact me if this is still available would you take 300

I’m sure some hamster porn site would be happy to reply to his email.

[Seth1968]

I'm not familiar with Kijiji, so someone tell me what this email is about:

From: Robin
What is ur lowest price

Is this some sort of bot, or a literacy problem?

[rvd]

^^ You are dealing with a master negotiating wizard, prepare yourself.

[G-ZUS]

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I'm not familiar with Kijiji, so someone tell me what this email is about:



Is this some sort of bot, or a literacy problem?

An immigrant trying to get you to tell them the absolute lowest you will go price-wise on the item, gauging how much they can low-ball you

[firebane]

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I'm not familiar with Kijiji, so someone tell me what this email is about:



Is this some sort of bot, or a literacy problem?

They want at least a 95% reduction in your price and when you come to an agreement they won't show.

[Homerrca]

I would reply back and say lowest price is 540.00 cdn. See what they say after that.

[craigcd]

I often reply back at a increased price. I write my adds in the exact same way- "don't email me offers im not interested"....... email offers all day long. Constantly tell people to F&*k off..... surprised kijiji has never came back at me.

[rvd]

Dude's still at it. "must to have if you are serious what are you doing in life"

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"Just check out on Kijiji how expensive they are Now here you are getting something a good unit for 1/3 of the price of all other unit on Kijiji This is a great components you can drawn just about anything you like with this great graphic card 4 GB is the heart of your computer with 2 fans to keep it cool all day when you come to draw just about anything you can think of This unit was only used for testing not longer then an 1 hour but now I am no longer in the trade I do not need it any more this why I reduce the price for a great price; You can do nice pictures or what ever comes in your mined Sense I used it 1 time as a testing tool this why I sell as a low price simple installation if you know what are you doing;one of the best units on the market by ASUS the GTX 670 is the grates components for any computer no mater what is you gaming or working unit this is a must to have if you are serious what are you doing in life;And now you have a huge saving on this unit; So call & come and get it until some else will take it."

[J-hop]

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My Kijiji ad says:

I'm firm at $500. No low ballers or anyone else who isn't serious. Don't email me with "What's your lowest price" or anything of the sort.

The very first email reply from "Greghh":

Hi, I'm interested. Please contact me if this is still available would you take 300

I hate that. I recently sold something for well under what it was worth. One buyer wants to take a look so I set up a time, next guy in line offers 20% under asking before even taking a look. Then continually messages me asking when the other person is taking a look? did they want it? Can I email them right after the first potential buyer comes by? Can they come the next day?

First buyer shows up and gives me asking price.....

If you really want something coming in well under asking on an already underpriced item is not a great first move

[jaylo]

In most cases, "What's your lowest price" means they cannot afford more than 25% of asking price.

[NissanFanBoy]

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An immigrant trying to get you to tell them the absolute lowest you will go price-wise on the item, gauging how much they can low-ball you

Not many immigrants named Robin.

[alpha_gangsta]

Every time someone ask "What's your lowest price?", It's always just ends up a waste of my time if I answer honestly. Now I just reply back "What's the most you're willing to pay?".

[G-ZUS]

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Not many immigrants named Robin.

How many people use their real name on kijiji?

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Every time someone ask "What's your lowest price?", It's always just ends up a waste of my time if I answer honestly. Now I just reply back "What's the most you're willing to pay?".

Better yet, delete it.

[dirtsniffer]

Agree to their price and have them 'meet you' in airdrie at 5:30 on a weekday.

[Ukyo8]

"Comes with a custom dick shift knob"

[D'z Nutz]

https://www.kijiji.ca/v-general-labo...cle/1330700588

[rage2]

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https://www.kijiji.ca/v-general-labo...cle/1330700588

I would do that. Just go there and make up fake crazy stories for the lols.

[Hallowed_point]

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I'm not familiar with Kijiji, so someone tell me what this email is about:



Is this some sort of bot, or a literacy problem?

If they can't spell or use correct grammar they are broke and probably living in the NE or Dirty SE.
Using one of those old flip phones to email.

[pf0sh0]

https://www.kijiji.ca/v-cars-trucks/...ationFlag=true


Not sure if anyone has posted the above. but the video is pretty funny

[Seth1968]

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https://www.kijiji.ca/v-cars-trucks/...ationFlag=true


Not sure if anyone has posted the above. but the video is pretty funny

"For the low low price of whatever I said"