First World Problems

**syscal** · 06-29-2019, 07:50 PM

Originally Posted by jaeden

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Google Assistant doesn't understand me sometimes, and it has me questioning my ability to speak properly... English is my first/only language too.

I have this same problem with my mom

**ExtraSlow** · 06-29-2019, 08:47 PM

@syscal your mom understands me just fine.

**speedog** · 06-30-2019, 08:26 AM

Originally Posted by jaeden

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Google Assistant doesn't understand me sometimes, and it has me questioning my ability to speak properly... English is my first/only language too.

Maybe you're a Newfie, English is my first/only language and I can't even understand a Newfie's English.

**ExtraSlow** · 06-30-2019, 09:55 AM

The weather app on my smartphone has some kind of bug and thinks Revelstoke is near Ottawa so it's giving me the wrong forecast. Have to manually type in "galena bay" to get local weather.

**ExtraSlow** · 07-04-2019, 06:27 PM

The outdoor fridge on my RV is so cold my beer is crystallized and I had to turn it down.

**speedog** · 07-05-2019, 06:24 AM

Originally Posted by ExtraSlow

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The outdoor fridge on my RV is so cold my beer is crystallized and I had to turn it down.

@ExtraSlow turned down a beer?

**adam c** · 07-05-2019, 06:45 AM

In my Toronto hotel room, I had a mini fridge and since I was staying there awhile I bought some groceries
The fridge froze all my vegetables, so I said alright and bought ice cream, it melted the ice cream..

**you&me** · 07-05-2019, 08:55 AM

The grocery store sub'd the coffee beans we ordered online for home delivery.

The beans they substituted are too "oily" for the built in coffee machine and now I have to occasionally pull out the machine and push the beans into the grinding chute to make a cup of coffee.

**ExtraSlow** · 07-05-2019, 09:46 AM

Originally Posted by speedog

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@ExtraSlow turned down a beer?

No, I turned down the setting on the fridge. Me turning down a beer while camping woukd be strictly #fakenews.

**D'z Nutz** · 07-05-2019, 10:01 AM

I must spread some Reputation around before I can give it to ExtraSlow again

**ExtraSlow** · 07-05-2019, 10:05 AM

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I must spread some Reputation around before I can give it to ExtraSlow again

Another first world problem. I'm so goddmaned reputable that all the members who know how to give rep are locked out from giving rep to me.

**JRSC00LUDE** · 07-05-2019, 01:57 PM

Originally Posted by ExtraSlow

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Another first world problem. I'm so goddmaned reputable that all the members who know how to give rep are locked out from giving rep to me.

QFT - tried and failed.

EDIT - Also, fuck you you rep monster. I bet you're the kid who brought the teacher apples too.

**ExtraSlow** · 07-05-2019, 02:47 PM

Originally Posted by JRSC00LUDE

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QFT - tried and failed.

EDIT - Also, fuck you you rep monster. I bet you're the kid who brought the teacher apples too.

that's correct.

**spikerS** · 07-05-2019, 03:23 PM

Thanks to @ExtraSlow I now have an OCD problem with my truck. It annoys me that it has a cargo capacity of 1703 lbs. Those 3 lbs are driving me nuts, it needs to be a nice round number, like 1700... I need to find a way to alter this.

**Swank** · 07-05-2019, 03:37 PM

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Thanks to @ExtraSlow I now have an OCD problem with my truck. It annoys me that it has a cargo capacity of 1703 lbs. Those 3 lbs are driving me nuts, it needs to be a nice round number, like 1700... I need to find a way to alter this.

Could be worse, let your OCD chew on the metric equivalent of 772.4678 Kg . Just gain 3 lbs, that'll cancel it out.

**spikerS** · 07-05-2019, 03:42 PM

Originally Posted by Swank

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Could be worse, let your OCD chew on the metric equivalent of 772.4678 Kg . Just gain 3 lbs, that'll cancel it out.

Fuck you

. At least with the metric equivalent, the number ends in sequential ascending numbers. I could live with that LOL. I feel like I need to find a legal way to alter the door jamb label to indicate 1700. Knowing that it is there is bugging me.

**ExtraSlow** · 07-05-2019, 05:59 PM

@ExtraSlow , ruining lives with knowledge.

**eblend** · 07-05-2019, 08:51 PM

Got charged $4.28 for a small Frosty at Wendy's...was $1.05 and that's all I bought as that's all I wanted...looked at my CC bill later and saw $4.28......I could have had 3x frosty's for that money! Un-fucking-belivabble. They were using this new portable terminal and I just tapped my card and drove away, didn't show on it how much was being charged....and for a second there I actually was thinking..I should ask for receipt..but didn't. Can't sleep at night knowing that I got owned.

**Tik-Tok** · 07-05-2019, 09:15 PM

I hate that tap and pays don't show what the charge amount is before you tap.

**ianmcc** · 07-05-2019, 09:25 PM

Gracefully buying wine in a box without appearing to be a raging alcoholic.
All that the inner Scotsman in me sees is $6.75 per 750 mL and doesn't matter that it's good or not (fyi it's Bodacious Smooth RED).

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