Icecream man or...

[Ben]

Ooooooookayyyyyy...

So not 10 minutes ago I'm working away on an assignment, and through the open window I take notice of the obnoxious twinkle of the Ice Cream mans’ ridiculous loudspeaker tunes. Though different than the traditional garbage that the ice-cream man plays, out of shear curiosity, I take a quick peak out the window to observe the flock of children racing from wherever it is they were taking part in damaging/manipulating/conspiring/annoying something/someone. However to my astonishment, this is not your ordinary ice-cream conveyance. It’s a rusted up, beat down, dirty Dodge Caravan from the early 90’s sporting filthy steelies and “Do It Yourself Ghetto Purple Pedophile Tint” with optional air bubbles for added family fun.

Conveniently I have my camera close at hand and snap this shot.

Can anyone tell me if this has been seen in your neighborhoods? I have never seen this before. Generally we have that 3 wheeled Dickey Dee Queer mobile that rocks heavily when struck by horizontal trajectory water balloons, launched with care from a home made 3 man water balloon slingshot. That or the seriously decrepit white jeep with the optional icebox rear tire attachment.

I don’t want any sick fucks hovering around my neighborhood.

Thoughts?

[D'z Nutz]

I'd imagine that you and your bag of magical camera stuff was able to capture the license plate? Why don't you call the police and inquire about it? I would suspect that anyone selling stuff like this would require some sort of license or permit to do so. Maybe they may be able to check up on it for you or atleast point you into the right direction.

Maybe you'll luck out and get a name. Then you can find out of any Nestle distributors know this person.

[Redlyne_mr2]

I hate to laugh but thats friggin hilarious. If it isnt legit though something should be done immediately. At least you have a clear shot of his plate should something go a foul

[3G]

I remember chasing down the Dicky Dee man, we used to throw waterballoons at him in grade 8 and he'd stop and grab rocks the size of potatoes.

[Kamen]

Originally posted by Redlyne_mr2
I hate to laugh but thats friggin hilarious. If it isnt legit though something should be done immediately. At least you have a clear shot of his plate should something go a foul

keep an eye out just incase.

[xrayvsn]

Just inquire with the police, and provide them with the photo, if they desire. I have young kids, and would be pretty pissed if Mr Pedophile Ice Cream guy came around my neighborhood - not saying that he is, but its pretty suspicious.

[EK 2.0]

Its starting to be a growing trend from what I have seen...In my hood, there have been Caravan's and Aerostars all with the Ice Cream motif's it has even gone as far as an Escort Wagon...

The only thing weird I see about this one, is that all of the other vehicles have been in the Dickee Dee livery...this one posted above...hmmmm...I dunno...

[girlRACER]

Originally posted by Ben
.... and “Do It Yourself Ghetto Purple Pedophile Tint”

"Daddy it burns."

[rage2]

The shadows makes the rear wheel look like it's got mad negative camber haha.

[EK 2.0]

Originally posted by rage2
The shadows makes the rear wheel look like it's got mad negative camber haha.

I think it is rear camber from all the weight of the pedophile camera gear Rage...

[RickDaTuner]

hahhahh hahahahha the funny thing is, I htink i know who that is......

Bwahahha poor guy, life can be tough sometimes people

[finboy]

HAHAHAHAHA

[vapor]

yah I would tell someone about this guy,, I donno but do you have to have a license to go around and sell shit? I would hvae to make the call its someone lookin for some quick cash or a pedophile

[Chester]

HAHAHA

"hey little boyyy, want a drumstick?"

[AquamosH]

Yeah, I've seen lots of those types of vans around selling ice cream back in the N.E. Like Cyclone said, it's a growing trend.

[calgarys13]

he was on my street like 30 seconds before that ben...looks a little suspicous

[Khyron]

I would freak if I had a kid and I saw him buying ice cream from a van like that. Shit, look up "Child Molestor Vehicle" in the dictionary and you'll pretty much see that thing.

Khyron

[Kor]

Even if it IS legit, someone should still shut that down, its - just - not - right.

[stockEK]

My first thought would be that his product line might go beyond the usual sugar-laden treat variety.

But, people wouldn't be that stupid would they?

[403Gemini]

tinted windows and all !

yea ben do what everybody else says and call the police and just explain "hey theres a van thats drivin around with tinted windows and a "DRUMSTICK" sticker on the back of it trying to dish out ice creme to kids.

probably nothing but ya never know right...?

anybody ever see donny darko? LMFAO the motivational speaker? Hah take that patrick swazyze!