Best toilet paper EVAR!

**GTS Jeff** · 12-13-2005, 01:52 PM

Kleenex ultra soft! It's like wiping your ass with a sponge! This tp is so good, it gives you another reason to poop!!!

Kleenex >> all other tp.

**shakalaka** · 12-13-2005, 01:55 PM

^^Yea word!! Totally agree with that. Its like freakin wiping your shit off with rabbit fur(not that I know how that would feel like, just guessing would be really soft0!!! Awesome.

**benyl** · 12-13-2005, 01:55 PM

wow, you must be really bored.

**Foz** · 12-13-2005, 01:57 PM

Is it a triple ply tissue?

**GTS Jeff** · 12-13-2005, 01:58 PM

Originally posted by benyl
wow, you must be really bored.

No, I actually just took a shit, and I'm a guy who values good tp. Now that I've found the HOLY GRAIL of tp, I thought I'd share it with the rest of the community. You can stick to your sandpaper or whatever, you thankless whore.

**JordanEG6** · 12-13-2005, 01:59 PM

is it quilted with cool little designs on them?

Originally posted by GTS Jeff
No, I actually just took a shit, and I'm a guy who values good tp. Now that I've found the HOLY GRAIL of tp, I thought I'd share it with the rest of the community. You can stick to your sandpaper or whatever, you thankless whore.

**GTS Jeff** · 12-13-2005, 01:59 PM

Originally posted by Foz
Is it a triple ply tissue?

It's 2 ply, but it definitely beats any triple ply tp I've tried. This stuff is so thick, I use like half the sheets I normally use.

**GTS Jeff** · 12-13-2005, 02:00 PM

Originally posted by JordanEG6
is it quilted with cool little designs on them?

No, you ricer. The tread is for pure shit-wiping performance. No fancy designs that don't do anything.

**natejj** · 12-13-2005, 02:01 PM

You know what would be cool?

Kleenex with far side comics on them. So as you are waiting.... for your.... business to finish, you could read teh comics on your kleenex! Then wipe your problems away!

**JordanEG6** · 12-13-2005, 02:02 PM

Originally posted by GTS Jeff
No, you ricer. The tread is for pure shit-wiping performance. No fancy designs that don't do anything.

**benyl** · 12-13-2005, 02:04 PM

Originally posted by GTS Jeff
No, I actually just took a shit, and I'm a guy who values good tp. Now that I've found the HOLY GRAIL of tp, I thought I'd share it with the rest of the community. You can stick to your sandpaper or whatever, you thankless whore.

please send me a pm everytime you shit... cause I wanna know!

hahahaha

**Vagabond142** · 12-13-2005, 02:04 PM

**/////AMG** · 12-13-2005, 02:05 PM

Some signature worthy replies from Jeff!

**FiveFreshFish** · 12-13-2005, 02:05 PM

Originally posted by GTS Jeff
The tread is for pure shit-wiping performance.

If it's so soft, does it have enough traction to remove particulates, or will it smear?

**EK 2.0** · 12-13-2005, 02:12 PM

Originally posted by FiveFreshFish
If it's so soft, does it have enough traction to remove particulates, or will it smear?

oooo good question...haha

**Kirbs17** · 12-13-2005, 02:13 PM

**Chester** · 12-13-2005, 02:13 PM

Originally posted by natejj
You know what would be cool?

Kleenex with far side comics on them. So as you are waiting.... for your.... business to finish, you could read teh comics on your kleenex! Then wipe your problems away!

Only problem with that is, the ink would rub onto your ass.

**retro-steve** · 12-13-2005, 02:20 PM

Originally posted by Chester

Only problem with that is, the ink would rub onto your ass.

then you've got some farside on the far side. go to a kindergarten class and have them read off your ass.

i've been using purex for years upon years...maybe i'll go out and try some of this kleenex ass-cloud you speak of.

**Newk** · 12-13-2005, 02:22 PM

Jeff is a toilet paper missionary.

**retro-steve** · 12-13-2005, 02:26 PM

Originally posted by Newk
Jeff is a toilet paper missionary.

i'm going to try it, he may have converted me

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