Kinda stupid, but I laughed.

[Carfanman]

Communication skills

http://www.zefrank.com/punc/

[Carfanman]

Oh yeah, and here is a funny speeding ticket response.
http://www.studentz.co.nz/funnies/articles.asp?id=3830

[Carfanman]

Homer simpson's quotes

http://funny2.com/homer.htm



I was going to quote the good ones, but thats most of them.

[Honda_002]

[Carfanman]

^So if you dont like it why did you post?


http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files...ranslator.html

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Thank you very much.

Becomes:



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[Carfanman]

http://www.progressiveboink.com/arch...lvinhobbes.htm

Calvin and hobbes with comments. It goes without saying that this is good.

[codo]

you are such a post whore that can all go in one and the bad thing about being a post whore is you dont get laid and or paid. Very Lame.

[Carfanman]

[AD_Runner]

Originally posted by Carfanman
Oh yeah, and here is a funny speeding ticket response.
http://www.studentz.co.nz/funnies/articles.asp?id=3830

Imao --- that is a good one ---

[theken]

that is pretty funny, he gets a little cocky though haha love it

[JAYMEZ]

I like the homer simpon one , that was a good read

[95EagleAWD]

Calvin and Hobbes =

There has never been a better strip than that one.

[b_t]

Originally posted by 95EagleAWD
Calvin and Hobbes =

There has never been a better strip than that one.

No kidding! I'm so glad the Herald is printing them again. Next best comic out there would the Perry Bible Fellowship, and they don't even syndicate that one in Canada.. I don't think, anyway.

[Carfanman]

If you like calvin and hobbes check out www.calvinandhobbes.com and http://www.simplych.com/comics.htm

[Carfanman]

Here is a good site if you are interested in learning how to invest in the stock market but aren't ready to put real money on the line. http://simulator.investopedia.com/

Also read the rest of the site to learn investing strategies.

My account value is currently at $108,595.76 USD
and I have "invested" in [HD] HOME DEPOT, [DITC] DITECH COMMUNICATIONS CP, [EBAY] EBAY INC, [SPY] STANDARD & POORS DEP REC, [GOOG] GOOGLE INC, [NDAQ] NASDAQ STOCK MARKET INC

This is a very good site.

[abyss]

What are you going to do? Release the dogs? Or the Bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?

My favorite Homer quote of all time. See sig for Calvin and Hobbes, best comic strip evar.

[Carfanman]

^I found your sig on some website that had over a dozen calvin and hobbes comics, but I cant find the site again


Here is a great site for the budding pirate. ARRRGHH Mateys


Lessons from men to women and women to men:
http://www.jamesshuggins.com/h/hum1/..._men_women.htm

I think the last 3 words of number 105 in the second part basically sum up most woman

[Carfanman]

There's stupid and then there's this:
http://tinyurl.com/dlnfr
http://tinyurl.com/8gqsl


This is for those of you who say you dont want to give the homeless money because it's all going to the pub:
http://tinyurl.com/8ldoy




Cute jokes: http://funny2.com/cute.htm

What a crash diet will do to you
http://www.stfunoob.com/pictures/107.jpg



Ok, WTF?
http://www.stfunoob.com/pictures/167.jpg

[Carfanman]

This is freaky...
http://tinyurl.com/dc8t5


How to catch a snake
http://wiki.ehow.com/Catch-a-Snake

[Carfanman]

Can you believe maddox is in wikipedia?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bes...n_the_Universe

http://www.poindexteronline.com/site...st_is_kin.html

http://www.thebestfanpageintheuniver...ge=hiddenpages

http://www.thebestfanpageintheuniverse.com/

http://www.ninjapirate.com/

http://free.hostultra.com/~Worst_Page/

http://www.geocities.com/fastmanfunnay/





http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/





Backpackers click
http://www.backpacking.net/

http://www.guitartricks.com/


I dont care that the original version of this has been posted, this is hilariously funny and has been edited.
http://www.funpic.hu/swf/numanuma.html



Holy shit this works
http://www.smalltime.com/dictator.html
I finally beat it using Saddam Hussein, but I think thats largely due to the fact that I know next to nothing about him other than that he's from the mid east and killed alot of people. It thought I was talking about Osama.