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    Mr. T once captured Bigfoot, but released him after he shaved the beast and realized that it was just Chuck Norris walking around naked in the woods.

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    there was a pretty funny Chuck Norris sketch on SNL last night, he was punching EVERYONE out

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    How does Chuck Norris shave?












    A round house kick to the face, only Chuck Norris is powerful enough to cut Chuck Norris.
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    Anyone catch the chuck norris song on SNL last night?
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    Originally posted by rage2
    Anyone catch the chuck norris song on SNL last night?
    http://www.youtube.com/w/Young-Chuck...chuck%20norris

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    haha ya I saw it, and was utterly confused cuz I didn't know about all these chuck norris jokes haha.
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    ....i gotta go rent some Chuck Norris movies now....that is if he allows it.
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    When Vin Diesel was born the nurse screamed, "OH MY GOD ITS VIN DIESEL!" and immediately began to have sex with him. It was the 3rd girl he had slept with.


    Vin Diesel once walked down the street with a massive errection. Nine people died.

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    Bob Barker took a roundhouse kick to the neck by Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it. He is no human, and I must eat his heart to gain his strength.

    http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/News/9910...ex.html#story3

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    Originally posted by retro-steve
    chuck norris roundhouse kicked the gel out of lee hotti's hair, and the bronze off his face.
    ahahahah....

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    that snl video was kinda dumb

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    Originally posted by handsomebassman

    HE PLAYS FICTIONAL CHARACTERS

    He doesnt go around fighting crimes ass at every corner. In fact, hes now old, probably wanks off like everyone else, takes his vitamins, and watches dr.phil.
    Really????
    This changes EVERYTHING!
    Ford tuning guy...

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    Originally posted by THREE40SEVEN

    Really????
    This changes EVERYTHING!
    "I THOUGHT SHE WAS A CHINESE WOMAN!!" - Estelle Costanza
    "What does that change?" - George
    "This changes EVERYTHING!!" - Estelle

    haha...Seinfeld rocks....back on topic, Vin Diesel is a pimp.
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    That's ridicurus!

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    Originally posted by gggunit
    Mr. T once captured Bigfoot, but released him after he shaved the beast and realized that it was just Chuck Norris walking around naked in the woods.
    I haven't heard that one yet, brilliant.

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    That doesn't even make sense, Chuck Norris could never be captured.

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    ^ lmao

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    Chuck Norris is Worldly Conscience One time he Shaved his pubes and made coats for several thousand starving Ethipoians, afterwords he roundhouse kicked them all and ended famine

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