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    i've been telling everyone this, but i think it's pretty funny.

    there were chiropractors in machall today promoting their clinic by giving free 'trigger point' treatments. they're supposed to relieve stress and everything.

    so i decide to get one. my back's been killing me lately. first thing they do is get me to fill out this stress survey. i fill out almost all the stress symptoms (neck and back pain, exhaustion, fatigue, insomnia, interrupted sleep, the whole 9).

    the chiro guy sees the sheet and he's like "damn, that's a lot of stress."

    "indeed" i reply.

    he then instructs me to lie down on the massage table (this was in the middle of machall, so nothing perverse u sickos). he then proceeds to find these 'trigger points' and notices all the knots and tense muscles, so he says "oh my god, u weren't kidding when u said ur under a lot of stress"

    after this work, he gives me a recommendation. he's actually quite baffled. "by all accounts, u should've been completely burnt out a long time ago. i'm really interested in seeing how u've managed to stay somewhat sane." so now i have an appointment to see the guy next week.

    this probably wasn't too entertaining, but i'm bored and didn't feel like working on my computer science project and figured this would be a good waste of time.
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    Ooooohhhhh....I'm tempted to see the guy and see what he has to say about me too?! I wonder if he's still there tomorrow since I've missed 4 days of school

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    Massage therapy is great, especially if you can get it free or subsidized through work!

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    It sounds like he's just making shit up to get you to keep coming back.

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    it actually wouldn't be too surprising if it was all true though.

    well, there's that one massage clinic that comes by, but they actally charge u money.

    i have a massage therapy appt. on wednesday so i'm looing forwatd to that
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    if you have the student health care, i believe they cover some massage therapy. I really need it too, but haven't had the time to see a doctor and get approved for it or anything.

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    i tihnk gavin just likes big buff man-arms all over him.

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    Originally posted by GTS Jeff
    i tihnk gavin just likes big buff man-arms all over him.
    ...damn homosexualbanana's
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    Originally posted by James


    ...damn homosexualbanana's

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    hey! do i look like fd?
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    Originally posted by sexualbanana
    hey! do i look like fd?
    yes u do.

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    i hate u
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    Originally posted by James


    ...damn homosexualbanana's
    ....or "onesexuallyfrustratedbanana"



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    where's the humorous part? or semi-funny part?

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    Originally posted by James


    ...damn homosexualbanana's
    LOL!
    I would hate to think where exactly these 'trigger points' are.
    Sexual healing? In the middle of MacHall too!

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    Originally posted by ninjak84
    It sounds like he's just making shit up to get you to keep coming back.


    Originally posted by GTS Jeff
    i tihnk gavin just likes big buff man-arms all over him.


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    Originally posted by szw
    if you have the student health care, i believe they cover some massage therapy. I really need it too, but haven't had the time to see a doctor and get approved for it or anything.
    Yeah, U of C's student health care used to cover 100% of like 30 hours of massage therapy, but I heard they changed that policy and now it's like 80% of the bill or something. Don't know about the exact number.

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    I must have missed out on that today...... hmmm ..... oh well.... I also started going to a chiroprator last year for my back and it did wonders for me. There is a great chiropractic clinic in Marda Loop... cheap ($7 for a student), and before the doc sees you they give you this full body massage.... its awesome.

    Dr. Sawa....

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    Is AAA Asian massage covered?

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