Full details here: http://msn.foxsports.com/nba/story/5766288?FSO1&ATT=HMAA Portland, Ore. man has filed a lawsuit for $832 million, saying he is tired of being mistaken for Michael Jordan, according to KGW-TV.
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Another BS lawsuit in the USA: Man says he's tired of being mistaken for MJ
Full details here: http://msn.foxsports.com/nba/story/5766288?FSO1&ATT=HMAA Portland, Ore. man has filed a lawsuit for $832 million, saying he is tired of being mistaken for Michael Jordan, according to KGW-TV.
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Are you F*****G kidding me?
"Heckard apparently is suing Jordan for defamation and permanent injury, emotional pain and suffering. "
So hes pretty much suing for him existing?!
I want to see the outcome of this trial.
Last edited by Palmiros; 07-08-2006 at 12:02 AM.
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I think this truly deserves a "NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK?!?!"
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shit i wish i could sue anytime someone says i look like someone else
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are there any penalties if you don't win your lawsuit? there's gota be some way to stop all these stupid lawsuits.. what a waste of time.
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Ummmm........OK
Also WTF is wrong with the lawyer taking on this case.........
I am user #49Originally posted by rage2
Shit, there's only 49 users here, I doubt we'll even break 100
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The best part is the number.
Should of went for six dollars and hoped for a settlement, but 832 million sounds about right.
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wow.... like holy shit, people these days
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that's like the biggest bullshit haha he don't look like jordan...
I want to hear what his airness has to say about this pos!
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Only in the states...
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hahaha
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haha thats awesome....im angry for being mistaken as the best basketball player ever.
haha his comment about playing in any other shoes but jordans hurt his feet. yea sure.....
"Well, you figure with my age and you multiply that times seven and then I turn around and I figure that's what it all boils down to."
great justification for the number you pulled out your ass.
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LOL once again - only in usaOriginally posted by RotaryDrifter
Only in the states...
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Just slightly full of himself.
"Even when I go to the gym I'm being accused of playing ball like him (Jordan)," Heckard said.
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first off, this is for publicity, because i will guarantee you it will never make it to court.
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i'm not much of a law buff, but isn't defamation a personal attack? he should really be suing all those dumbasses who call him jordan
only in the good ol' USA
Originally posted by BlackFyre
1.)Your name is RaceBread? Seriously? Like White or Whole Grain? Pumpernickel perhaps? The correct word you were looking for is Bred, as in Inbred, as in what I see in your future.
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The funniest part of the article was:
The television station apparently caught Heckard wearing blue Air Jordan tennis shoes.
"They're very comfortable shoes to play ball in," said Heckard. "I play a lot of basketball and any other shoes I try to play in tend to hurt the bottom of my feet."
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the guy just wants to get noticed some more haha. looking like MJ isn't enough so now he wants to be the guy who looks like MJ and also sued him 8 million
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not 8 mil, $832 million!!!Originally posted by ProjectR
You drive a manual, you only steer an automatic!
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That guy should get fined for wasting everyone's time on a bogus lawsuit. They really have to do something to discourage lowlifes who attempt to cash in on the rich & famous.
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