Thursday Joke
> Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the
children
> what their fathers did for a living.
>
> All the typical answers came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman,etc.
> David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked
> him about his father.
>
> "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his
> clothes
in
> front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he'll go
> out
to
> the alley with some guy and make love with him for money."
>
> The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the
> other children to work on some coloring, and took little David aside
> to ask
him,
> "Is that really true about your father?"
>
> "No," said David, "He plays for the Calgary Flames but I was too
embarrassed
> to say that in front of the other kids."
Sorry if it a repost, I just got it off 780tuners.
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Originally Posted by rage2
