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    Default Practical Joke Suggestions

    Today at work a co-worker got me with a pretty solid practical joke. Therefore, it's time for some wicked pay-back.

    Now, knowing beyond.ca I figure this is a literal gold mind of practical joke ideas.

    We're working in a golf course environment if that helps inspire anyone, although the joke doesn't need to have anything to do with golf.

    Post up what ya got.

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    what did he get u with first off?
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    Put a "hole in one" of his tires.



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    Easy, kidnap him..







    I was kidding god...
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    Replace his sunscreen with baby oil

    or something useless but more convincing - like handsoap or moisturizer.

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    Spike his food with a fast acting laxative then send him out to the farthest green

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    Or steal a bunch of used seringes from the hospital and put them in his desk drawer. Thats always a laugh and a half.
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    pack his car door handles with vaseline...
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    Give his sister's phone number to EK...

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    wire a motion sensor(from a $15 dollar security lamp) to his horn, then hide it near his back bumper.

    He'll have to stop the vehicle to figure out whats causing the horn to go off, yet, everytime he stops - the horn will stop.

    And because its wired to the back bumper, he wont accidentally trip the sensor when he is snooping around in the engine compartment.

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    Originally posted by D'z Nutz
    Give his sister's phone number to EK...

    already got it...
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    If you have access to his car...

    A) crunched up frosted flakes in his interior heating ducts

    or

    B) (if it's an older car, and thus easy to do) Hook up his brake light switch to his horn, so whenever he brakes his horn honks... (saw a vid on the internet of this, fawking hilarious)
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    here's some more classics:

    - put rocks in his hubcaps
    - spark plug wire to the metal on his ignition switch
    - hide a can of sardines in his sparetire compartment
    - tiny amounts of dish soap in his coffee for a few days
    - write something on his windows with rain-x, so he finds the message next time it rains
    - if you hate him, peel the 2006 or 2007 sticker off his plates

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    So how much grass clippings do you have access to?

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    ^ I would say a fair amount.

    I believe I can get access to her car no worries. These are great keep em coming. I don't want to do anything too malicious... yet.

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    Freeeze a can of shaving cream and when it pops apart you take the frozen block and put it in her desk drawer. THen it expands as it melts, Instant classic.

    And too one up ur put the discarded seringes in the drawer too, makes them harder to see.
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    Packing foam in her car.....

    fill er up.

    Very annoying but does no damage at all.
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    Originally posted by Unknown303
    Freeeze a can of shaving cream and when it pops apart you take the frozen block and put it in her desk drawer. THen it expands as it melts, Instant classic.
    lol if that actually works i gotta try that one
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    haha, these are awesome, i'm going to look into the horn one

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    I'd just undo the lugnuts on his cart.
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