Quest For My MR2 - Twilight Zone
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As some of you know, i purchased a TOYOTA MR2 about a month ago and it was supposed to arrive around the 3rd of august. If your not ready to read a EXTREMELY confusing post you shouldn't.
The first time my car was supposed to be shipped was on the 1st however the shipping company had "technical difficulities." I was pissed as i had already been waiting for this car since mid-july but the shipping companies were all booked and only available for the begning of august. I thought ok i've waited this long a few more days wont be too bad.
The shipping company estimated a new pick up around the 3rd. I wasn't happy with this either ... Which shipping company says we will pick your car *AROUND* this date. So now im clueless to when my car will arrive. Soon days passed by the shipping date so i emailed the company to get a response 2 days later.
This is the email i recieved, Im sure you guys know the seriously WTF BBQ part for yourselves.Hello Sam,
Your car is schedulded to be picked up around the 10th and expected to reach montana AROUND the 17th. If you have any other questions please let me know as we love to get your car picked up on time!
[ Objective - Retrieve Toyota MR2 ]
It was 9AM, Sunday the 13th. My phone started to vibrate on my drawer and it sounded very distburing as i was sleeping. I picked up.. "Hello i've just arrived into montana and i should have your vehicle up by the border in about 3 hours". This pissed me off VERY BADLY as i had a soccer game in 3 hours. So ok, my car is more important and i wanna see it REALLY REALLY bad so i get my shit together and start heading down to the US with my cousin and his friend in his 89' Skyline which is incrediblyuncomfortable and sucks ALOT of gas.
I had a bad feeling about the whole thing as i knew the border was going to give us a REALLY hard time for no reason. Our destination was *Sweetgrass Montana* For anyone who has been up there probably knows its not SWEETGRASS... it's all dead GRASS.. Fucking stupid americans.
We arrive at the border and wait in line with 1 car ahead of us which was being questioned for probably about 45minutes. I called the shipping company and let him know i was here and would meet him shortly at a gas station in town. The driver agreed.
It's now our turn to cross the border and i've been to the border TONS of times and usually meet DECENT people who are doing there job. My dad had already warned me that sweetgrass montana is the WORST border in the US because its there training facility. We pull up to the window and the guy asks for our passports etc. All 3 of us hand it to him politely and he Immediately shouts that its a inconvenience for him when people drive RHD cars and he thinks they are stupid. This kind of pissed me off but what can we do we are just a group of young guys. Ok so no problem our car is stupid I JUST WANNA SEE My MR2 im thinking.
Him - Whats your purpose of visit?
Me - I've come here to pick up my car i have purchased
*IMMEDIATELY BEFORE I responded he CUT ME OFF and asked the next question like its the military, so i kept up of course*
Him - WHY did you choose america for the car
Me - Because i got a good deal on the car and i havent found another like it
Him - How come 3 of you came to pick up the car
Me - I had no other way of getting here and my friends were kind enough to bring me here since i had no other means of transportation.
Him - We don't like when people come into america for useless-issues.
* i didn't respond here as i felt it was undeeded and he was on a insane power trip *
Him - Ok guys pull over and come into the 2 glass doors.
Me *THINKING in my head* - awww mann... this is teh SUX
Before we go in, i call the driver and tell him the border is giving us a hard time and ask him if its ok to drive 8miles up and drop my car off inside of the lot. After that we went in with confidence since we had nothing to hide and we were only gonna be in america for less than a hour.
So we go in and get questioned once again. blah blah eventually they ask us if they were to strip search us if they are gonna find anything in our shoes or as they said it inbetween our "but-ox".
We all replied no. The officer requests my friends car keys and explains to us that he's going to search it. We agree and insist that he searches it as we have nothing to hide. So we sit down and stare blankly at him through the blinds... We see him tearing out the dash, then the glove box and throwing it on the floor. WOW im thinking, What a fucking DICKHEAD. Eventually he puts something in a big and brings it inside. He points at us and pulls in his finger showing us the come here right now look. So we walk over to him
him - whos pot is this?
We are all looking at what he has in his hand, it is the smallest piece of weed i have ever seen and i dont even smoke weed. it was probably 1/10th the size of a dime and he was acting as if we were holding a KILO of coke. So we all claim that is none of ours and could have been the previous owners becuase my friend had just bought his skyline.
him - Whos tweezers are these?
We are all seriously like WTF? his sister was with us earlier and she forgot a few of her makeup things.
skyline driver (friend) - thats my sisters.
him - i dont believe you. You were snipping weed in the car. which one of you wants to go to jail for posession? i'll give you guys 5 minutes to discuss between eachother.
So we go back to talk to eachother and as we are talking... I see the sexiest SEXIEST car brought in. My mr2 !!!!!
-- READ LATER FOR PART 2 im too tired ---
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