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  1. 10-18-2006, 01:04 AM #1
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    Default A letter to John Madden

    http://www.thephatphree.com/features...ctionID=2&Layo
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    hahahahah omg thats awesome

    i was chuckling the whole time reading it
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  3. 10-18-2006, 02:40 AM #3
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    that was pretty good
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    This might be the funniest thing ive ever read.
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    Fuck that was amazing

    Originally posted by SKR
    You know what, I'm such a ricer. More form than function, oversized exhaust, Japanese engine, and if I put the tailgate down it kind of acts as much like a wing as the picnic table wings the fast and furious guys are bolting to their cars.
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    this had me laughing...

    "You make it sound like I wake up in the morning, helplessly shit and piss myself, then lose three of my teeth before I discover that I am trying to eat a rock for breakfast"

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    I'm still laughing. Good find!
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    i love it!!
    hahahaha
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    Hahahaha, very well-written! Y'know, that almost had a Tycho Brahe feel to it.
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    LOL!
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    LOL great read even though I am pretty sure John himself has nothing to do with giving out ratings.
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    haha....that made my day
    Psalm 144(1): Blessed be the Lord my strength which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight.
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    ghahaha thats sooo funny that he blames john, when he merely puts his name on the title and makes tonnes of money for that
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    I wonder what John Madden is thinking while he's reading this
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    "Fuck me sideways with a lunchbox"

    great letter, thats my laugh for the day!
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    Originally posted by JVR1
    this had me laughing...

    "You make it sound like I wake up in the morning, helplessly shit and piss myself, then lose three of my teeth before I discover that I am trying to eat a rock for breakfast"
    hahahha that was my fav. line

    Sex should be like a Civic; slow, obscene, and loud enough for the neighbors to hear.
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    john your neck called, it wanted to know if you noticed it was gone....
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    OMG, thats was amazingggggg

    Clarkson is God______
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    OMG, thats was amazingggggg

    Clarkson is God______
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