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    Default Offensive Halloween Costume

    I like my comedy to be edgy. So I'm looking for an idea for an offensive Halloween costume this year. I don't want it to be just plain offensive. It should be smart and offensive at the same time. Give me ideas.

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    big penis shrink wraped

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    Get rubber dicks from the sex shop and then take some rollies and makes up some roaches. Pin them all over you and go as a cock-roach infestation.

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    Machining, Fabricating, Welding etc.

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    George Bush with a Dunce Cap on him.

    One of my friends went as a priest and the other dressed to match as a pregnant nun..was pretty funny I must admit.

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    Originally posted by legendboy
    bin laden





    I saw Borat at the Whiskey last nite...but the best costume I saw was Bender from Futurama
    Originally posted by GTS Jeff
    You know those bored stay at home moms who's entire lives revolve around driving their kids to soccer, various cleaning accessories, and worrying about neighbourhood rapists? The kind of people that watch the View and go "uh huh..." Those unfulfilled people who try to fill the void in their empty lives by writing whiny letters to the editor complaining about shit that no one really cares about?

    Well imagine if instead of writing that letter to the editor, she just posts on a car forum for car enthusiasts. That's Kritafo.

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    Klan Member - really easy to make too...

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    BLOODY TAMPON!
    When I was in High School some guy dressed as Hitler also. That raised hell.
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    Originally posted by dj_rice







    I saw Borat at the Whiskey last nite...but the best costume I saw was Bender from Futurama
    LOL...did u see the guy that dressed up as a prisoner?!

    some ppls costumes were so lame!

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    basically any political leader or figurehead will work, last night i saw a guy dressed up as Kim Jong Il...he got some good and bad responces back hahah

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    Dress as Ronald Mcdonald And make a fake burger King King (outof Foam and relative clothing ) and have him blowing you!

    Similar idea to the priest with a fake child blowing him.

    Get a couple guys together, dress like Indian Chiefs with Rap Star clothes and Blingin' Jewry. And call your selves the CREE UNIT!!

    Winners Westhills has a ton of G-unit Tees for 13 bucks or so. Easy to modify into Cree Unit.

    Cr Cr Cr CREE UNIIIIIIIT
    Originally posted by rage2
    I can't believe I'm driving Ferraris in those vids. I'd never be caught dead in one now.

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    New Orleans looter



    Last edited by l8braker; 10-28-2006 at 07:24 PM.

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    Originally posted by Kona9
    Dress as Ronald Mcdonald And make a fake burger King King (outof Foam and relative clothing ) and have him blowing you!

    Similar idea to the priest with a fake child blowing him.

    Get a couple guys together, dress like Indian Chiefs with Rap Star clothes and Blingin' Jewry. And call your selves the CREE UNIT!!

    Winners Westhills has a ton of G-unit Tees for 13 bucks or so. Easy to modify into Cree Unit.

    Cr Cr Cr CREE UNIIIIIIIT

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    Go as Steve Irwin...stingray and all

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    Originally posted by drew_goring
    Go as Steve Irwin...stingray and all
    THATS AWFUl!11!!1

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    a friend of mine went as a victim of spouce abuse


    when cut open, the rambutan unfortunately fails miserably to deviate from its outwardly testicular appearance, revealing an inside that looks for all the world exactly how you'd expect the contents of a scrotum to look.

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    mammogram machine?


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    Originally posted by drew_goring
    Go as Steve Irwin...stingray and all


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    Originally posted by TEAMFaint

    One of my friends went as a priest and the other dressed to match as a pregnant nun..was pretty funny I must admit.
    Do I know you? Me (the priest) and my buddy (the preggo nun) did this on the bust lose halloween pub crawl of 2000.

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    i saw "caution tape" girl last year...only 2 pieces of tape

    but steve irwin FTW!

    Originally posted by BlackFyre

    1.)Your name is RaceBread? Seriously? Like White or Whole Grain? Pumpernickel perhaps? The correct word you were looking for is Bred, as in Inbred, as in what I see in your future.

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