Say anything thread....

[cbinteg]

Originally posted by Genjuro
the main thing i learned from my current job is: I hate stupid people.

Stupid people seem to be everywhere these days....

And to the guy driving the black TSX from BC....a three way stop doesn't mean stop forever and wait till all the other cars go, dumbass! Oh and if you're turning right on a green light...YOU have right of way not the people who are making left turns!

[Mr_ET]

ok I've been on this forum for 2 years so like... how the f*ck do I do little smiley faces like you guys other then or

felt like the right thread to ask this in :P

oh btw I didn't search

[ogpog]

Originally posted by Mr_ET
ok I've been on this forum for 2 years so like... how the f*ck do I do little smiley faces like you guys other then or

felt like the right thread to ask this in :P

oh btw I didn't search

Just click on the smiley you want to use on the left hand side of the "post reply" boxes.

Lol, i gotta say though, im hella surprised it wasnt more obvious to you.

[nos_efx]

So how much toilet do you use after you take a dump, do you take large clumps? or do you neatly fold a few squares and then proceed to do your business.

Conversely, do you sit on the toilet with/without protection? Or do you hover?

I personally like to hover, I've perfected my technique so that the probability of splashback is very limited.

[cbinteg]

Originally posted by nos_efx
So how much toilet do you use after you take a dump, do you take large clumps? or do you neatly fold a few squares and then proceed to do your business.

Conversely, do you sit on the toilet with/without protection? Or do you hover?

I personally like to hover, I've perfected my technique so that the probability of splashback is very limited.

clump +1

[Mr_ET]

ok now we can change this thread to talk about how much of a dumbass I am

Looks like it doesn't work for me at home because I deactivated some features in IE it just opens up a new reply when i click on one but it works fine on my work computer, i'll have to look into that

[Cruz]

Originally posted by nos_efx
So how much toilet do you use after you take a dump, do you take large clumps? or do you neatly fold a few squares and then proceed to do your business.

Conversely, do you sit on the toilet with/without protection? Or do you hover?

I personally like to hover, I've perfected my technique so that the probability of splashback is very limited.

I use the entire toilet bowl for the deposit itself and use the mitt method for the wipe. Mitt FTW.

As far as splashback, you can simply drop a small strip of TP into the bowl (to create a cushion) before moving your bowels and you're all set.

[nos_efx]

Hey thats not a bad idea, I assume a considerable amount is needed to cushion the impact.... or that just may be me

[Mr_ET]

Originally posted by Cruz


I use the entire toilet bowl for the deposit itself and use the mitt method for the wipe. Mitt FTW.

As far as splashback, you can simply drop a small strip of TP into the bowl (to create a cushion) before moving your bowels and you're all set.

any of you guys ever read while on the throne

I must say I do some of my best reading in there, i'm focused, i don't fall asleep and I actually remember what I read afterwards

[l8braker]

Originally posted by Mr_ET


any of you guys ever read while on the throne

I must say I do some of my best reading in there, i'm focused, i don't fall asleep and I actually remember what I read afterwards

I got the GQ, Maxim, EVO on my throne... Sometimes i get so into reading I don't want to get up and end up plunking down a few more turds i didn't know were there.

(did i just type that??)

[Mr_ET]

We should have a contest for best thread of 2006

I vote for this one!

anyone wanna take some time and create a poll about some of the most memorable threads we've had this year?

[l8braker]

ashee tit thread #1. what a gongshow that was.

[LuxCars]

Wow, that cushion idea is primo.....how did you think of that.

[cbinteg]

Cushion FTW!

Breaking the surface tension...Genius!

[Mr_ET]

Originally posted by cbinteg
Cushion FTW!

Breaking the surface tension...Genius!

solid gold!

[ercchry]

lethbridge is so windy today! wow i didnt think i was making it to the door without blowing away

[sputnik]

[LuxCars]

^^^^

ughhhhhhhhhh what a psycho. and horrible actor.


last exam in T minus 2 hours and 23 minutes.

[el_fefes]

So any of you guys do the secret santa thing at work? What did you get the other person and what was given to you?

I got a Cheesecake cafe GC...haven't received my gift yet.

[nadroj23]

Originally posted by LuxCars
Wow, that cushion idea is primo.....how did you think of that.

not new man....everytime i take a shit i wipe the seat and then put that in the bowl and that makes my cushion also makes the seat somewhat clean...... no splashback what so ever