We've all gotten those emails before saying I need your help in unlocking funds etc. And of course, for the most part, we've ignored them. I decided I should email him back just to see his reply. (Please note, I got the idea from a website I saw a year ago that did this, I just cant remember the site.)
This is the point where you would usually delet it. I replied.Lloyds TSB Group plc
25 Gresham Street
London EC2V 7HN
United Kingdom
Email: [email protected]
It is with great honor and privilege that I was able to capture your contact
from the internet. My Name is Mr. Jacob Zuma, a citizen of South Africa and a
credit officer of the Lloyds TSB Group plc UK. Before the U.S and Iraqi war our
Customer Mr. Landy McBride who is a national of America and who (in this case I
am his accounting officer) was with the Omega Risk Solutions in Iraq and also an
Oil consultant/contractor with the South African Institute of Mining and
Metallurgy made a numbered fixed deposit for 18 calendar months with our bank
valued at US$25,000,000.00,(Twenty Five Million United state Dollars).Upon
maturity several notice was sent to him, even during the war and also a reminder
and finally we discovered from his contract employers that Landy McBride was
killed in an attack on their convey while traveling from one construction sight
to another during the USA-Iraqi War.
The board of directors of my bank adopted a resolution and as the accounting
officer to Landy McBride I was mandated to provide his next of kin for the
payment of this money within 28 working days or forfeit the money to the bank as
an abandoned property. Further investigations revealed that Landy McBride did
not declare any next of kin in his official papers including the paper work of
his bank deposit. And he also confided in me the last time he was at my office
that no one except me knew of his deposit in my bank. So Twenty Five Million
United state Dollars is still lying in my bank and no one will ever come forward
to claim it. What bothers me most is that The Directors of my bank had planned
to invoke the abandoned property decree of 1996 to confiscate the funds after
the expiration of the period given to me, despairing at the point of
exhaustiveness but fortunately, I came across your name. My suggestion to you is
that I will like you to stand as the next of kin to Lan!
dy McBride so that you will be able to receive this funds.
However, I seek your consent to present you as the Next of Kin to the deceased.
I have contacted an attorney that will prepare the necessary document that will
back you up as the next of kin to Landy McBride. All I require is your honest
cooperation to enable us see this deal through. I guarantee that this will be
executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of
law. Be Inform also that we shall share the funds in the ratio 70% for me and
25% for you, while 5% should be for Expenses or Tax as your Government may
require. Please endeavor to observe utmost discretion in all matters concerning
this issue. I will bring you into a more detailed picture of this transaction
when I hear from you. Your earliest response to this letter will be appreciated
via my private email
address[[email protected]]
Regards
Mr. Jacob Zuma
To which he replied:Dear Mr. Jacob,
I am quite intrigued as to how you chose to contact me. Coincidentally enough My name is also Mr. Jacobs (with an s). I would be happy to aid you in the process of retrieving those funds. Please let me know how I may help.
God bless,
Mr. Jacobs
This was the last of the pre made emails it appears.Dear Friend,
Thank you very much for your response, and your interest in this transaction. It became necessary for me to seek your assistance, I appreciate the fact that you are ready to assist me in executing this project. You should not have anything to worry about. I will do everything legally required to ensure that the project goes smoothly, it shall pass through all Laws of International Banking.
Having resolved to entrust this transaction into your hands, I want to remind you that, it needs your commitment and diligent follow up. If you work seriously, the entire transaction should be over in a couple of days.
READ THE FOLLOWING AND GET BACK TO ME:
Firstly, I will want to know the type of occupation that you do and how old you are. You should note that this project is highly capital intensive. This is why I have to be very careful. I need your total devotion and trust to see this through. I know we have not met before, but I am very confident that we will be able to establish the necessary trust that we need to execute this project.
This is to bring to your notice that my lawyer that will be assisting in securing all the necessary documents will swear an affidavit at the registry on your behalf, once I lay hold of your personal information’s.
I want us to enjoy this money in peace when we conclude. So you should listen to my instructions and follow them religiously. Also You have to know that I cannot transfer this money in my name, neither to any member of my family as my bank will be aware that it is from me. This is where I need you and why I contacted you.
To buttress the legitimacy of the funds release, all legal documentation, processing filling, and issuance of approvals is being handled by a Lawyer whom is based here and is an authority in international transactions. We do intend to bring all aspects of the Project within the realms of all laid down procedures as obtained in inheritance payment transfer, thus giving the Project and the transfer itself all legitimacy needed and ensuring total consistency with all legalistic requirements. It is important for us to ascertain definitely, the enjoyment of the funds with absolute peace of mind after the transfer.
To this effect, all modalities have therefore been put in place, to immediately retrieve and destroy all documents relating to the funds release, immediately after the transfer has been made. The Lawyer is totally and must remain totally ignorant of the true nature of the transaction as long as you have the entire legal claim to the funds.
Before I commence, I will need you to send me a copy of any form your identification (Driver's licence or International passport) and your current address. I want to be sure that I am transacting with the correct person. As soon as I get these from you, I will commence the paper work.
Please reconfirm details below:
(i) Name of Beneficiary
(ii) Beneficiary's Address.
(iii) Contact Telephone and Fax numbers
(iv) A copy of your passport
(v) Cell Phone
I hope you will understand why I need all these. The money in question is big and I want to ensure that I know you well before I proceed to give you all the details to commence the project. I will also send you my international passport upon receipt of your identification.
Ensure that you keep this project confidential, do not discuss it with anybody, because of the confidential nature of this transaction and my work.
Best Regards,
Jacob Zuma…
Tell: +44 7040104049.
+44 7040104050.
Fax: +44 8701332420.
My reply.
Now the true king comes out to play.Dear Mr. Jacob
I would be happy to help you but it worries me that this may be a scam. Its not to often old folks like myself get emails and seeing as I have only just discovered the joys of the internet. Shame on you if you are attempting to con a poor defenceless man. That shows a total lack or repect for another human being. I have ample amounts of money so I do not need your funding, I only wish to help but not if I am going to be taken advantage of. If you are actually seeking my help then I appologise.
Mr. Jacobs
Finally, a real person and not some crappy automated reply.Thanks for the mail.i will like to inform you you that i did respected you and you failed me by insulting me with names that you have placed in your mail,i want to inform you that this transaction is real and please if you are willing to help in this transaction please do but if not, do reply and say you are not intrested with it, than placing does words to me in your mail,i will always move on in life but stop making words for some body that you did not get to know if its okay am not intrested in playing pracks to get your money,i will always look for some one that will help me and all will be well at the end.you will be in some one else need one day and you will know how it feels when someone says words like that to you when you really seriouse in some thing
Of course this guy is on the ball. Not even 5 hours later I got this message and his 100% authentic bank ID cardDear Mr. Jacob
I appologise for accusing you. Please let me know how I can help and I will be happy to oblidge. First, I need you to prove to me that you are actualy a bank employee. Could you please forward a copy of your bank ID card to me. Once I receive that I will be happy to help you in anyway possible.
Mr. Jacobs
Dear Friend,
Top of the day to you, just wanted to prove to you, that’s why I am mailing, because when my wife saw the mail she bluntly refuse me to mail you back because she was not happy about the words in you first mail I should not have further interest in you but I told her this things actually happens, and its not your fault to act that way because of what’s happening in the internet, we are always believing God that some one will definitely help us some day, enclose to this mail is my I.D.please if you are satisfied and which to help me in this transaction please do let me know so we can work as a team and move on. looking out to read from you soon.» Click image for larger version
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I need to reply to him. Any suggestions?