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  1. 03-12-2007, 07:49 PM #1
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    Default Get A Vasectomy, But Keep It A Secret!

    http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/274495936.html

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  2. 03-12-2007, 08:31 PM #2
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    hahaha owned
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    thats awesome
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    omg haha im so getting one, just gonna put some of my boys on ice for if i ever do decide to have kids, but still, seems like the way to go as ill have a baby when im good and ready, and something tells me my penis doesnt care when that is lol
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    wicked... too bad there's no pics of the slut..
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  6. 03-12-2007, 09:05 PM #6
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    Good story, would make a great short film.
    Originally posted by S2K2
    Haha I am pushin more hp than your car will ever see I have carbon fiber u don't...
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    But give her a thumb in the eye just to be safe.
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  7. 03-12-2007, 09:14 PM #7
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    Hahaha
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    nice. very smoooooth. makes me think that he never got head though
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    you can still shoot, theyre just non-lethal bullets if thats what your getting at.
    Great story btw.
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    That is quite possibly the best way to own anyone, period! Too bad it wasn't in front of more people. That's what you get you stupid fuckin' SLUT!
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  11. 03-12-2007, 11:07 PM #11
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    haha, awesome!
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    Good ol' sunkist operation... got the juice, but no seed



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    Originally posted by Mibz
    She's already exhibiting signs of turning into my Mom, I need some sort of legal recourse if a full-blown transformation occurs.
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    Hahha thats frigging awsome. Lets all get vasectomies!
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    BEST STORY EVER
    HAHAHAHAHA
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    Originally posted by liquidboi69
    Hahha thats frigging awsome. Lets all get vasectomies!
    Beyond Group Buy: Vasectomy.

    I wonder what kind of group rates we'd get.
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    wow, thats just an awesome story, icing on the cake of life


    when cut open, the rambutan unfortunately fails miserably to deviate from its outwardly testicular appearance, revealing an inside that looks for all the world exactly how you'd expect the contents of a scrotum to look.
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    I guy I used to work with had it done and the doctor butchered it up. Buddy was in the hosiptal for a week with what was apparently a grapefruit sized sack bewteen his legs. What makes the story even more interesting is that my dumbass buddy admitted that he looked the doctor up in the yellow pages. After seeing what buddy went through, forget that shit........no vasectomy for me man.

    Calgary is so much like an iphone: iCalgary - There's a bylaw for that.
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    LOL

    pwned. wow that guy is mean though ahahah gets lawyer documentation and everything, flowers and jewlery
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    karma is a bitch....lol good chuckle!!

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