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    Default who else is going to hell?

    http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

    i got level 6, and my life is pretty tame

    even after putting in the "wrong" answers the lowest i could get it was to 7
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    oh shit...


    Seventh Level of Hell

    Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.



    Good thing I checked the "don't believe in afterlife" box, or else I'd be in trouble.

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    Im gonna be lounging on the 8th, come visit sometime.

    The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 8 times.
    The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!

    Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

    Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.
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    im a level 6 as well. Looks like I will see you in hell. should I bring the beer?

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    Didnt need to take a test to verify this.....If there were Hell id be a level 6 as well.
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    Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

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    Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.


    im getting fucked over.
    lol

    lol I guess you have to be gay to get level 9 lol.
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    I am the devil... So when are you all coming to visit...


    muahhhhahahahahahahaha!


    Level 8 BTW.
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    Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

    I'm fucked, Oh well!

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    I'm only going to the 5th level of hell......Contrary to many opinions, I actually seem to have a lot lower to sink in life.

    Brandon/Shane1 are you open to tutoring? You seem to have attained a respectable level!

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    The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fourth Level of Hell!


    I can live with that.



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    sweet looks like some of us can all meet up on level 8

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    see you boyz at lev 8, its the place to be
    Originally posted by rage2
    Of course, a perfectly good explanation is boring, so the answer is, it's fucking voodoo.

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    wow you guys are evil.... and i thought i did a lot of wrong.


    The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!

    You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    Level | Score
    Purgatory | Moderate
    Level 1 - Limbo | Low
    Level 2 | High
    Level 3 | High
    Level 4 | High
    Level 5 | Very Low
    Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
    Level 7 | Moderate
    Level 8- the Malebolge | Low
    Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

    Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-i...formation.html
    Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

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    2nd level....I have no idea what you have to put to get into the 6th but by no means do I think I "aced" that test.

    Second Level of Hell

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    You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
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    Level Who are sent there? Score
    Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low
    Level 2 Lustful High
    Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
    Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious High
    Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate
    Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Low
    Level 7 Violent Low
    Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
    Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low
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    i hope they could make a movie about hell, or the entire dante's inferno story.



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    LOL what's the lowest level of hell? Seems to be 8?


    I'm almost ashamed to say I got this:

    Second Level of Hell

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    You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

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    baha level 2?? weak.

    im level 8. im over it. if there is a hell there is now way i can be forgiven for some of the things ive done, so im going.

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    The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!

    You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

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    3 Level for me.
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    I'm level 4, and i hear its the place to be...

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