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    Default Man Forced To 'Marry' Goat

    From http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4748292.stm
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    Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat

    A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.
    The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

    They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

    "We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

    Mr Alifi, of Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

    "When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up."

    Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

    "They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.

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    I know a few local men who are married to goats so I don't see the big deal.

    EDIT: I will not mention names to protect the identities of the goats.

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    that guy is crazy

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    why......theres nothing wrong with sexing up a goat....well....you have to be scottish...or is that sheep....ah fuck it.....

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    well on the positive side he can get hit it anytime he wants...

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    mehhhhh means no


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    i guess when the goat dies he won't have a creamation, he'll have a bbq

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    Originally posted by ca18det240sx
    mehhhhh means no


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    hahahaha

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    Originally posted by acura_el
    i guess when the goat dies he won't have a creamation, he'll have a bbq
    another positive!

    and on the weekends you can take it "mosh-pitting"

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    Originally posted by ca18det240sx
    mehhhhh means no


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    ahhahahaha, what's the 'safety word'
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    hmmm $50 for a goat, not a bad deal, lol thats dinner for a couple of weeks! Seriously though that sounds kinda un-real

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