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  1. 06-08-2003, 03:37 PM #1
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    Default I live my life a Quarter Pounder at a time...

    I can't take credit for this...It was on a Focus site.

    I thought you might like it......




    I live my life a quarter pounder at a time. And for those 500 calories or
    more, I'm free.

    I need FRIIIIIIESSSSSS! Two of them. The big ones. Oh, and I need them tonight!!

    AMATURES DONT SUPER-SIZE! I'VE SEEN HOW YOU EAT!!! YOU'VE GOT A BIG MOUTH!! YOU'LL BLOW YOURSELF UP!

    What's the retail on one of those?? More than you can afford pal, 6-dollar
    burger!

    You're lucky the double shot of bbq sauce didn't blow a seam on your nugget box!!!

    Whoa! There she is, 2 pounds of pure MickeyD's beef. My dad ate it in 9.0
    seconds flat. There was so much special sauce, the juices actually dripped
    onto his chin coming off the line. What's your time? I haven't tasted her. She scares the crap outta me.

    My grill topped out at 140 degrees today. I need more charcoal, 2 bags, the big ones

    So what're you eatin?! Oh you gonna make me look under the bun and find out??

    It's not how you stand by your burger, it's how you EAT your burger.

    Bull shi* ***hole! no one likes the McTuna sandwich around here!

    You almost had me? You never had me. You never had your burger. You're granny-biting, not double-chomping like you should!!!

    Now me and Ronald McDonald here are gonna have to rip open the counter, and replace the ONION RINGS YOU FRIED.

    You know you owe me a 10 pack of nuggets. Ooh. Ouch!

    Don't do it! I'll bet he's got at least a triple cheeseburger under that
    bun!

    Torretto's got ketchup in his veins and an all beef patty for a brain.

    They opened my bag. Disrespected my fries. All because someone narked me out! AND YOU KNOW WHAT!! IT WAS RONALD!!!

    I thought we had an understanding? You stay on your side of the play-place, I stay on mine.

    Bryan - "Welcome to Mcdonald's, may I take your order?"
    Hector - "Yeah, I made a list. I want 3 of everything."

    All the descriptions were the same. 3 black Angus beef patties,
    precision-placed pickles, Mushimoto mayonaisse.

    I bet a couple of 1/2 pound patties would pull a premium three days before Taste Wars wouldn't they?

    Check it out, it's like this. If I lose, winner takes my happy meal. But If
    I win, I take the burger AND the TOY. To some people that's more important

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  2. 06-08-2003, 03:40 PM #2
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    awesome
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    nice
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    BWAHAHA!! Now that was funny!
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    Hahahaha!!!!! lol funny shit!
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    BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH that was just great..
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    Now that is great post!
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    LMAF!!!! i cried reading this
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    i would laugh, but this is like 2 years old...
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    New to me, I like it.
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    hahaha. awesome
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    he already said he got it from somewhere else, we dont really care if your not laughing at it....
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    Default Re: I live my life a Quarter Pounder at a time...

    Originally posted by fast95pony


    Check it out, it's like this. If I lose, winner takes my happy meal. But If
    I win, I take the burger AND the TOY. To some people that's more important

    that last one was soooo funny!!! good stuff! good stuff! i loved that good post man.
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    fuck man, I'm still fucking laughing!!! Good post allan!!!
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    Man, there's gotta be one about him beating up that guy with the wrench! maybe something like, "I had a spatula...by the end of it I couldn't lift my arms. He's a janitor now at a macdonalds. They b anned me from the drive through for life!!
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    Ha ,nice one ,That is pretty funny .
    Good one leo ,
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    Originally posted by ryder_23
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    he already said he got it from somewhere else, we dont really care if your not laughing at it....
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    that shit is pretty funny.........right after the 1st FaF came out, me and Gavin ( Sexualbanana) were playing ping pong at the Hideout, cause pool got boring.....and after i won, I asked "what are you so happy about?" while he grinned, and replies with "I almost HAD you man!!" ........then it was 10 minutes of "now me and the Mad Scientist gotta rip apart the Paddle, and replace the Glue you fried!" and so on ......oh it was lame, but im drunk so i thought that was pretty damn funny!
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  20. 06-09-2003, 08:15 AM #20
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    LOL!
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