Kids shooting @ me with BB gun.
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Saturday afternoon at around 7:00 PM, me and a buddy were outside of the house, fucking with the fuse-box on my car. After bullshitting and messing around for about 10 minutes, I noticed a BB hit the leg of my jeans. I looked over to the window of the neighbors house, and could clearly see a BB gun pointing out. I said to my friend "What the fuck, those idiot kids are shooting BB's at us." So we decided to finish putting in some new fuses, and then go over to their door, hoping to find their mom/dad home, so we could let them know what their demon-seeds were up too. So we go over, ring the bell, and (big surprise) no one answers. So we just assume their parents are gone, and these kids are scared shitless that we knew what house it was coming from (you could tell that they were trying to be covert, as just the barrel was sticking out of the window). So we went back to the car, and were just standing around having a cig enjoying the weather, when sure enough, the kids start shooting again, this time BB's were actually hitting the driver's side window, and the top of the door frame, and everything, fairly close to our heads. So, we head back over to the house, and ring the bell until someone answers (about 5 minutes). It's a girl about 16 years old who answers by cocking her head and saying "Yeah?". To which I told her that her brothers or her friends or whatever were shooting BB's, and that if they didnt stop I'd call the cops. She told me that no one in the house had a BB gun, and I pretty much shrugged my shoulders and if they keep shooting I'm for sure calling the police. So we are walking back towards my house, and are shot at by the kids once again. So I dialed up the CPS, and told the operator that my idiot neighbor kids are shooting off a BB right at me and my friend, and continued to do so after I asked them politely to stop.
The operator asks for the address and my name and everything, and then says and I quote: "Oh my god are you serious? Yeah, thats a crime - we'll send someone out".
So I laughed, told her to have a good day, and then waited for what I assumed would be a single cruiser to show up in about an hour and give the kids a warning.
So we are standing on the street (out of sight of the shooting window, just the way that the houses are situated) and are having a smoke, waiting for the police. And about 2 minutes after I hung up the phone, a van pulls up at the end of the street and parks, another cruiser comes up the other side of the street, and swings into a cull-de-sac, (out of view completely) and then another van pulls up fairly close, with another van following it and parking about 2 blocks down the street.
Then all is quiet. I get a call back on my cell, its the operator again, and she asks me to describe myself to her, because she is saying the cops on scene are thinking its me and my friend who are the ones out on the street with the BB guns, and she says "I'll describe them to you, so you don't get tackled, or worse..." So after I give her the full description, she says that the cops can see that it's me, and I'm talking to her, blah blah blah, so its all safe, so then out they come from the cars, very slowly, more than one with shotguns drawn. 2 go around back (the BB shooter house is on the corner, very convinient to surround) and 4 go on either side of the main door/garage, and wait. A few others hang back and stay put. So after about 10 minutes of just silence and no action you can hear "CALGARY POLICE, OPEN UP THE DOOR!!". So these kids, after likely shitting themselves open the door, and are 'escorted' one at a time, out onto the driveway, hands behind the back, with those plastic ties to secure their hands. But then, this is where I though someone was going to get shot in the face with a shotgun, the garage door starts to open! So I guess one of these kids was inside, totally unaware of what was happening, and must have been about to go out the garage door to go bike riding or somehting, and anyways, the cops are RIGHT beside the door as it starts to open, and chaos insues, suddenly you heard them all screaming "CLOSE THE DOOR, CLOSE THE DOOR!" and of course the clueless kid didnt, so it opens all the way, and they storm in and grab that kid as well, luck he didnt get fucking shot.
Then, they took 2 of them off in handcuffs, as the rest layed there on their stomachs as they sorted it all out.
So about 20 mninutes pass, the one cop I'm talking to mentions that its a $2000 fine,
and then, right as the cops were about to leave, who should roll up into the driveway, but their parents.
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