US Military Non-Lethal Weapon: The Gay Bomb

[D'z Nutz]

Hahaha! Who comes up with this shit?

[DNSDJS]

hahahah

wtf??!?!

GAY BOMB!!

U.S. prob thought they were 's with this idea.

[hondafetish]

$7.5 Million? Can you say unecessary spending?

Glad I'm a Canadian

[szw]

Uh, 7.5M is pretty cheap. Like a couple regular missiles!

[PINOY-X]

hahahah wth?

[Canmorite]

Whats worse then the Gay Bomb, is the people getting their panties in a knot over it.

[Zephyr]

Talk about "Ripping the enemy a new one.."

[sneek]

hahaha, thats one of the most random but funny videos I have ever seen. LOL I like how the reporter says Gay Bomb

[barbarian]

Prepare for JI..HAAAYYYY

[DRKM]

Originally posted by Zephyr
Talk about "Ripping the enemy a new one.."

hahahaha. I love it!!!

[accordboi_02]

How long until some "evil genius" gets one developed... then he kidnaps all the hot women, drops a gay grenade into their room, and then films and posts on his own porno site.

Instant billions!

[yellowsnow]

lol, how would they even test this shit?

*SNIFF* mmm, feeling a bit more like a homo.
*SNIFF* nope, no homo feelings
*SNIFF* HARD GAY ON

[LuxCars]

Gay leader:

"throughout history there have been so many gay men and women serving the military with distinction"


me:

"well then they should enjoy the view"

[Toma]

Wasn't that from "Get Smart" the old tv show? lol

[01RedDX]

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[thanatos1111]

Other Failed Non-Lethal Weapons:

"The F-Bomb" - Only works when it gets dropped on someone's toe, making them scream "Fuck". Makes everyone drop what they're doing to see what happened. Mildly effective.

"The Race Card" - No one seemingly knows how this works, but it is used often enough. Reported to be also mildly effective.

and Finally:

"The Gay-Dar" - Currently being tested out by every straight male that walks into Calgary's "Twisted Element" Nightclub. In final adjustment stage.

[Toma]

Originally posted by thanatos1111

Thanatos?

WTF? You stole my old Half Life multi player name....

Did you see me play and thats where you got the name?

[retro-steve]

Originally posted by hondafetish
$7.5 Million? Can you say unecessary spending?

Glad I'm a Canadian

Glad you're Canadian to avoid useless spending? Ya I'm pretty gla...oh wait! The long-gun registry! Was that not 1.6billion wasted dollars? I'd rather have them develop gay bombs and test them over Quebec for 7.5mil than to waste over a hundred times that to get farmers (and us city folk) to register their shotguns and rifles.

[Syph3r]

ARE YOU SERIOUS.... This cant be really real is it??

7.5mil wow... why not just drop a neutron bomb. why would you want a shit load of faggots runing around.

How is the guy deffending that making an army gay is NOT going to disrupt the workings of an army. WOW, most ridiculous thing ever

[Mixalot27]

It would be a good long term tactic. Turn all your enemies gay so they no longer reproduce. Wait 50 - 60 years and no more enemies.