Never lend car to someone not feeling well
"My friend and I went biking, on the way back to the car, he tells me his stomach is in knots and he has to use the bathroom. The next port-a-potty was miles behind us and my house was closer than the port-a-potty so we hurry to the car which is like 1 mile away now. I tell him to just shit in the woods, but the trail is pretty open and people pass all the time, not to mention cars and the park police. I give him my car keys and tell him to just haul ass to my car and drive to my house and go to the bathroom. I tell him I'll just bike home if he can't come pick me up.
Soooo...he goes off, and I'm still biking. And now my body is killing me cause i'm going up hills on the cement, when i'm use to dirt. I get home and my car door is wide open front door open too. I guess he had to go bad
I walk up to my car, and I see this
i don't know if i can post the pics so i just linked...it's disgusting
pics below
How in the world did this happen!!
he told me he had to remove his shorts cause the shit was hot and it was A LOT of it. He started to cry a bit cause of embarassment, but I couldn't stop laughing
So i tell him to go take a shower and i give him some clothes and he comes back out to clean the poo the best he could. And he just went to go get my car detailed/shampooed
I didn't know whether to or but either way I thought I had to snap pics for OT....this is the most unbelievable thing ever.
what a day"
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But I've never done that.... 
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