How to make a good Beer Bong?

[JRSC00LUDE]

I'm ashamed of myself for not just knowing how to do this but could someone alleviate my stupidity by giving me some solid instuctions for making a sweet one?

Life moves way too fast to drink beers one bottle at a time.

[snowboard]

omg
are you surrrrrrrious,

[Supa Dexta]

Funnel, tubing, and a shut off valve.. have at er'..

[KRyn]

So go to Rona they have better selection of funnels than home depot. Buy the BIGGEST one you can buy. Then go to where they keep the rubber hose, I usually use about 1 1/2 inch hose and buy a valve that the hose fits with. Then buy three of those metal loops that you tighten with a screw driver.. Combine the three and presto you have a beer bong with a valve so you can control beer flow.

So it goes
Funnel
Hose connected with connector
Valve connected with connector
Hose connected with connector

[JRSC00LUDE]

Originally posted by snowboard
omg
are you surrrrrrrious,

Yes, I am.

Edit - what kind of shutoff valve? I do realize how stupid this comes across as .

[snowboard]

Hahaha k sorry i got over it.
It depends what your going for, just a few beers, one valve? or like 20 beers four valves that sits on a stand, like hooker steve?

[JRSC00LUDE]

^

Ya, a team beer bong so you can have races and stuff!

[JGerke]

4 valves, 4 hoses, a conector for the 4 and a bowl large enough to hold a full case of beer. The pic one is girly...that's like 4 beer between 4 people.

[snowboard]

4 beer?
hahahahaha... yahhh....


haha anyways, that one is made out of hot tub tubing. all you need to do is like said above go to a hardware store an design what you want! there is pretty cheap pretty user freindly plumbing supplies these days..

[kenny]

Ask the staff at Home Depot for help! They're pretty creative guys and many of them have experience with people asking about beer bongs lol.

[JGerke]

our crappy tire used to sell pre-made single hose beer bongs.

[Annoyingrob]

Last year while camping, my friend came up with a really good idea, and put line markings on the side indicating how many beers the bong was holding.

It helped well as we were filling the damn thing from a keg. I have pictures of it somewhere.....

[adamc]

we went to the chinook home depot last summer and started wandering around looking for parts for our beer bong.


all of a sudden there were 3 employees helping us, one of them took total control of the project, he was like "OHH BEER FUNNEL??!" and we nodded.

he went all over the store for us getting the proper tubing, funnels, valves, etc.




came to 26 bucks, and we use it nearly every weekend

[JRSC00LUDE]

^

That's awesome, at least there's one documented thing that people who work at home depot actually know!

[DepTrotter]

google>you

http://www.wikihow.com/Construct-a-Beer-Bong

http://www.thamike.com/faux_newz/67_620/trogdor_29.html

http://www.totse.com/en/drugs/booze_...uct179344.html

if you're a balla

http://theultimatebeerbong.com/

if you're NOT handy

http://www.beerbongsrus.com/

scroll to the bottom for videos

http://www.expertvillage.com/interviews/beer-bong.htm