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Help me name my BEER BONG/FUNNEL!
Hey, made a funnel for craven, and need a kickass name. I am brain dead right now so help me!
Ex. dirty slut, then you can say "hammer the dirty slut" ,etc.
but I need something original and hilarious.
Your time to shine Beyonders! This beer funnel will be seen all over craven haha
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well we named ours after our friends sister who can be found naked on the internet ahha and i cant remember the name of the other one, but it broke shortly after it was made
so yeah if its being used by you and close friends name it something that is an inside joke, because well that will be the most original
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We named mine Big Nig.
It's big and black and holds like 10 litres....1 1/4 inch tubing....the name is fitting.
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One link away from Ask Leo.Originally posted by ercchry
well we named ours after our friends sister who can be found naked on the internet
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yah lets see this..
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yeah not hot enough to send this to ask leo...
EDIT: ah fuck it... whoops
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ON TOPIC...
The doctor: it fixes all lifes problems
how about that one?
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hmm that sucks, need more info...Originally posted by krisopotamus
ON TOPIC...
The doctor: it fixes all lifes problems
how about that one?
size
number of users at once
how many people using it
for just close friend or genral public (aka randoms)
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Hmm, My buddy named his Cormano, the Mexican from the arcade game Sunset riders later to be released on SNES
FYI, you don't name it before you use it. The name will come trust me.
EDIT: another retired bong was named "Eliminator"
It had the 5 gallon jug off of a water cooler, a big big hose and well Eliminated people.
"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents... some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new Dark Age."
-H.P. Lovecraft
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Ok...it will be about 4 feet long, with a fairly good sized funnel. Funnel is white, tubing is clear. Will have a valve on it.
I am taking it to the CRAVEN COUNTRY JAMBOREE so it will be used by LOTS of people and randoms.
It is a 1 person funnel.
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name it after some filthy famous person, i would say paris but thats over played...
every time i have used one like that i have ended up with a cold or some other sickness
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maaaan you are going about this the wrong way. only after the bong has been christened, shall it recieve a name. the name will come to you in drunken logic.
ours is called Sascrotch.
we knew a girl with a mad hairy poon that was the topic of many discussions. so after a few pulls from our 5 gallon, 4 hose, permanently mounted bong, we decided to name it after this hairy chick. the bong had three peices of brown rope hanging it from the ceiling, culminating in a brown knot with freyed ends that hung like 6 inches below the bong. see where we got the name?
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Originally posted by Darkane
FYI, you don't name it before you use it. The name will come trust me.
Originally posted by ringmaster
maaaan you are going about this the wrong way. only after the bong has been christened, shall it recieve a name. the name will come to you in drunken logic.
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Originally posted by ringmaster
maaaan you are going about this the wrong way. only after the bong has been christened, shall it recieve a name. the name will come to you in drunken logic.
ours is called Sascrotch.
we knew a girl with a mad hairy poon that was the topic of many discussions. so after a few pulls from our 5 gallon, 4 hose, permanently mounted bong, we decided to name it after this hairy chick. the bong had three peices of brown rope hanging it from the ceiling, culminating in a brown knot with freyed ends that hung like 6 inches below the bong. see where we got the name?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh man, I'll post pics later.
and dude the hairy pussy was just a myth.... I only assumed due to the amount of hair on her arm. and theres no way she trimmed that shit - she was Hcore church
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name it what its gonna give you. a SICKNESS.
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Name it Nolte or Hasslehoff
hell name it Morgan Freeman
"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents... some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new Dark Age."
-H.P. Lovecraft
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In honor of the transformers movie ask everyone to get Optimally Primed on the Megabong!
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Once again another useless post by JRSCOOLDUDE.
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Don't let the e-thugs and faggots get to you when they quote your posts and write stupid shit.^^ Fact CheckedOriginally posted by JRSC00LUDE
I say stupid shit all the time.
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I called my first one Hangover.
second one, thanks to my wife, got nicknamed the vomit rocket.
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Girlfriends cost money
Turbos cost money
Both make whining noises
Make the smart choice.
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Always a fucking awful experience seeing spikers. Extra awful when he laps me.
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