Hmm, My buddy named his Cormano, the Mexican from the arcade game Sunset riders later to be released on SNES
FYI, you don't name it before you use it. The name will come trust me.
EDIT: another retired bong was named "Eliminator"
It had the 5 gallon jug off of a water cooler, a big big hose and well Eliminated people.
"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents... some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new Dark Age."
-H.P. Lovecraft