Since we’re in a festive mood for reminders, I would like to add one of my own. I dunno where the start stop keep is (yea I’m a horrible manager) so I’ll just send this to all myself. I have no reason to hide on this complaint, as I’m sure I speak for 98% of the males on the 8th floor.
As you all know, we have a “phantom nosepicker” here on the 8th floor at Replicon. According to my CSI skills, this gentleman has been working at Replicon for at least 18 months now. He picks his nose and wipes it on the walls of the 8th floor male washroom. It’s disgusting, and really unnecessary, as the effort to grab some paper towels or toiler paper literally takes an additional 10 seconds of their time, so it’s no excuse. The building people have washed the walls off once a month, and the random snot, sometimes with traces of blood and nose hairs, always comes back. It’s very disturbing especially for any new employees.
I have collected a sample for potential DNA analysis. Yes, there are local places that do this with a 2 day turnaround. It costs $300 per sample to find a match, and I will personally pay out of my pocket to find the culprit if this habit does not stop because Replicon is my second home, and it’s like wiping snot on the walls of my house.
So please, phantom nosepicker, I know you’re reading this. If it doesn’t stop, I’m sure the rest of the male population on the 8th floor here will gladly submit a hair sample for analysis to find who the culprit is.